Wontkins

Wontkins is the main antagonist of the Wilkins Coffee Commercials.

He is voiced by the late Jim Henson.

Victims

• Wilkin's Grandmother - Eaten alive by Wontkins off-screen, mentioned.

Kill Count

• Total - 1
  • All Women

Deaths

1. Blown up by Wilkins with a cannon.
2. Shot in the head by a unseen person.
3. Blown up by Wilkins with dynamite.
4. Erased from existence for not liking Wilkins Coffee.
5. Ran over by the Wilkins Coffee bandwagon.
6. Struck in the head by Wilkins with a club.
7. Crushed by a falling tree.
8. Skull crushed by Wilkins with a hammer.
9. Shot in the face by Wilkins.
10. Kicked off a tree by Wilkins and fell to his death.
11. Stabbed to death by Wilkins with a sword off-screen.
12. Crushed by the Washington Monument.
13. Shot in the face by Wilkins.
14. Blown up by Wilkins with a bomb.
15. Set on fire and burned alive by a unseen person.
16. Electrocuted by Wilkins on the electric chair off-screen.
17. Shredded by a circular saw off-screen by Wilkins.
18. Erased from existence by Wilkins with a magic wand.
19. Skull crushed by Wilkins with his coffee.
20. Crushed by Wilkins with a steamroller.
21. Crushed by Mr. Willkins foot.
22. Eaten whole by a whale.
23. Beaten to death with several mallets.
24. Drowned to death after Wilkins lowered the submarine.
25. Beaten to death with several mallets.
26. Pushed off a building site by Wilkins.
27. Shot in the face by Wilkins with a camera.
28. Ran over by a train.
29. Pushed into water and drowned to death by Wilkins.
30. Pushed out a aeroplane by Wilkins and fell to his death.
31. Fell out of a biplane to his death.
32. Fell to his death after jumping off a diving board.
33. Neck sliced by Wilkins off-screen.
34. Slammed inside a car hood by Wilkins.
35. Shot twice in the chest by Wilkins.
36. Fell to his death after hovering in the air.
37. Shot in the face by Wilkins.
38. Eaten alive by a dog lion beast.
39. Fell to his death down a manhole.
40. Pushed off a ship by Wilkins and drowned to death.
41. Skull crushed by Wilkins with his coffee.
42. Killed off-screen by a unseen person.
43. Shot in the face by Wilkins with an arrow.
44. Skull crushed with a giant mallet.
45. Blown up by Wilkins with a grenade.
46. Shot to death by Wilkins with a machine gun.
47. Thrown out a hot air balloon by Wilkins.
48. Boiled alive in a cup of Wilkins coffee by a group of cannibals.
49. Skull crushed by Wilkins with his coffee.
50. Blown up by Wilkins.
51. Thrown down a mountain by Wilkins.
52. Shot out a cannon by Wilkins.
53. Blown up by Wilkins with a cannon off-screen.
54. Skull caved in by Wilkins with a bottle.
55. Skull caved in by Wilkins with a mallet.
56. Killed off-screen by a unseen person.
57. Crushed by a giant ball by Wilkins.
58. Shot in the face by Wilkins.
59. Fell to his death from a hot air balloon by Wilkins.
60. Sawn in half off-screen by Wilkins.

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