Unicorn Wars

Unicorn Wars is a 2022 Spanish-French animated splatter war film written and directed by Alberto Vázquez based on a short film of a similar name. The plot is set against the backdrop of a conflict between anthropomorphized teddy bears and unicorns and takes inspiration from Bambi, The Bible, and Apocalypse Now.

For ages, teddy bears have been locked in an ancestral war against their sworn enemy, the unicorns, with the promise that victory will complete the prophecy and usher in a new era. As the rigors and humiliation of teddy bear boot camp turn to the psychedelic horrors of a combat tour in the Magic Forest, two brothers' increasingly strained relationship will come to determine the fate of the entire war.

Victims

• Simian - Devoured by the shapeless creature.
• Simian - Crushed by the shapeless creature in its jaws.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the back by a unicorn with its horn, shown in book.
• Unnamed Bear - Head bitten off by a unicorn with its horn, shown in book.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the back by a unicorn with its horn off-screen, body shown in book.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the stomach by a unicorn with its horn, shown in book.
• Unicorn - Head ripped off by a bear, shown in book.
• Fish - Head bitten off by a bear, shown in flashback.
• Unicorn - Stabbed in the stomach by a bear with an axe, shown in flashback.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the back by a unicorn with its horn, shown in flashback.
• Unicorn - Stabbed in the stomach by a bear with an spear, shown in flashback.
• Unnamed Bear - Kicked in the face by a unicorn, shown in book.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the back by a unicorn with its horn, shown in flashback.
• Unnamed Bear - Stabbed in the stomach by a unicorn with its horn, shown in flashback.
• 29 Unnamed Bears - Killed by unicorns off-screen, bodies shown in flashback.
• Unnamed Bear - Blown up by a grenade accidentally.
• 11 Myriapoda - Stomach bitten open by the bear recruits.
• Cuddly-Wuddly Brother #1 - Stomach sliced open and stabbed 13 times in the chest by his brother with an army knife while drugged.
• Cuddly-Wuddly Brother #2 - Committed suicide by hanging himself from a tree branch off-screen, body shown.
• 12 Unnamed Bears - Massacred by unicorns off-screen, bodies shown.
• Private Sonrisas/Smiley - Impaled through the stomach by Carmen with her horn and thrown against a tree.
• Carmen - Shot by the bear recruits with arrows and shot through the neck by Coco with an arrow.
• Private Pandi - Struck through the stomach by a unicorn with its horn.
• Private Blackie - Stomach crushed and impaled by a unicorn with its hoof.
• Sergeant Caricias/Ironstroke- Impaled through the back by a unicorn with its horn.
• Private Snuggle/Achuchones - Stabbed by a unicorn with its horn.
• The Father - Committed suicide by blowing himself up with a grenade.
• Three Unicorns - Blown up by the Father with a grenade.
• Private Coco - Arm sliced by a unicorn and stabbed in the heart by Azulín with an army knife.
• Frog - Crushed in a rock trap set by Gordi.
• Azulín and Gordi's Mother - Poisoned by Azulín using her lemonade, shown in flashback.
• Colonel Otto - Stabbed to death by Corporal Pompom, Private Peludito, and Private Grimaldo on Azulín's orders off-camera.
• Commander Fluffy - Stabbed to death by Corporal Pompom, Private Peludito, and Private Grimaldo on Azulín's orders off-camera.
• Captain Snout - Stabbed to death by Corporal Pompom, Private Peludito, and Private Grimaldo on Azulín's orders off-camera.
• Two Simians - Crushed by burning rubble.
• Two Simians - Burned to death in their burning church.
• Four Unicorns - Struck with arrows fired by recruits.
• Two Unicorns - Blown up by recruits with grenades.
• Three Unnamed Bears - Blown up by a grenade accidentally set off by one of them.
• Corporal Pompom - Blown up by a grenade accidentally set off by one of them.
• Unnamed Bear - Impaled through the stomach by a unicorn with its horn.
• Unnamed Bear - Impaled through the back of the stomach by a unicorn with its horn.
• Two Unnamed Bears - Kicked in the face by a unicorn.
• Unicorn - Sliced open by a Private Grimaldo.
• Two Unnamed Bears - Crushed by unicorns.
• 50 Unnamed Bears - Impaled and skulls kicked in by unicorns.
• 25 Unicorns - Stabbed and stomach cut open by recruits.
• Private Peludito - Impaled and skulls kicked in by unicorns.
• Private Grimaldo - Impaled and skulls kicked in by unicorns.
• Unnamed Chef - Impaled and skulls kicked in by unicorns.
• 150 Unnamed Bears - Blown up by Azulín with a cannon.
• 175 Unicorns - Blown up by Azulín with a cannon.
• Ana - Blown up by Azulín with a cannon.
• Judith - Blown up by Azulín with a cannon.
• Ruth - Blown up by Azulín with a cannon.
• Four Unnamed Bears - Blown up by Gordi.
• Gordi/Tubby - Bled to death after having his skull partially crushed and cracked open by Azulín with a boulder.
• Maria - Stabbed in the neck by Azulín with an army knife and blood consumed.
• Azulín/Bluey - Absorbed by the shapeless creature.

Deaths

• Total - 522

Kill Counts

1. Azulín/Bluey - 335 (Deceased)
2. Gordi/Tubby - 4 (Deceased)
3. Corporal Pompom - 3 (Deceased)
4. Private Grimaldo - 3 (Deceased)
5. Private Peludito -3 (Deceased)
6. The Father - 3 (Deceased)
7. Carmen - 1 (Deceased)
8. Private Coco - 1 (Deceased)