The Golden Turd

The Golden Turd is a major recurring item within seasons one to fifteen of the tv show American Dad!, serving as the focal point of it's own mini-series within the show.

Victims

Season 1

Homeland Insecurity

• Mikey - Beaten to death by Jim with Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
  • Total - 1

Season 2

Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option

• Jim - Committed suicide by allowing himself to get run over by a train in his car off-camera because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Lieutenant Eddie Thacker - Poisoned by Marylin Thacker with rat poison put into his tea off-screen because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
  • Total - 2

Season 3

Widowmaker

• None

Season 5

Rapture's Delight

• None

Season 11

Blagsnarst: A Love Story

• Marylin Thacker - Sentenced to death via lethal injection by the state of Virginia because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
  • Total - 1

Season 12

Father's Daze

• Senator Vincent Thacker - Jaw broken by Senator Bill Sturgess with Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Senator Bill Sturgess - Shot to death by two unnamed security guards with pistols because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
  • Total - 2

Season 15

300

• Unnamed Male Pope - Shot to death by one of the six unnamed religious leaders because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Six Unnamed Male Religious Leaders - Shot to death by each other because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Unnamed Female Religious Leader - Shot in the head by one of the six unnamed religious leaders because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Steven Anita "Steve" Smith - Crushed between two cars by Haley Smith because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Hayley Dreamsmasher Smith-Fischer - Shot twice by Francine Smith with a silenced sniper rifle because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Agent Stanford Leonard "Stan" Smith/Dirk Peters - Shot in the head by Francine Smith with a nail gun because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Francine Dawson Smith-Ling - Neck snapped when her scarf was caught in a table saw because of Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
• Unnamed Male Child - Eventually died of unknown causes sometime before or during the Rapture because of Roger's solid gold turd, heavily implied. Undone when Roger changed the past.
  • Total - 12

Deaths

• Total - 19
  • 15 Men
  • 4 Women

Characters Who've Used The Golden Turd

1. Francine Dawson Smith-Ling - 2 (Deceased)
2. Jim - 1 (Deceased)
3. Marylin Thacker - 1 (Deceased)
4. Senator Bill Sturgess - 1 (Deceased)
5. Hayley Dreamsmasher Smith-Fischer - 1 (Deceased)

Characters Killed With The Golden Turd

1. Mikey - Beaten to death by Jim with Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.
2. Senator Vincent Thacker - Jaw broken by Senator Bill Sturgess with Roger's solid gold turd. Undone when Roger changed the past.

Destruction

• Used as fuel to power Roger Smith's spaceship. (Season 5: Rapture's Delight)

Note

• The events of the Rapture in season five take place at the end of the Golden Turd Saga.