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The Cabin in the Woods

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The Cabin in the Woods is a 2012 American horror comedy film directed by Drew Goddard in his directorial debut, produced by Joss Whedon, and written by Whedon and Goddard. It stars Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, and Bradley Whitford.

When five college friends (Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams) arrive at a remote forest cabin for a little vacation, little do they expect the horrors that await them. One by one, the youths fall victim to backwoods zombies, but there is another factor at play. Two scientists (Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford) are manipulating the ghoulish goings-on, but even as the body count rises, there is yet more at work than meets the eye.

Victims[]

  • Bird - Accidentally crashed into an invisble forcefield set up by The Organization.
  • Jules Louden - Decapitated by the Buckners with a saw as part of The Organization's ritual to satisfy The Ancient Ones.
  • Curtis "Curt" Vaughan - Accidentally crashed into an invisible forcefield on his motorcycle and fell down a gorge as part of The Organization's ritual to satisfy The Ancient Ones.
  • Holden McCrea - Impaled through the neck by Father Buckner with a pitchfork as part of The Organization's ritual to satisfy The Ancient Ones.
  • Judah Buckner - Dismembered by Marty Mikalski with a trowel.
  • Unnamed Elevator Guard - Slammed against a wall by Marty Mikalski.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Mauled by the dragonbat after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Two Unnamed Security Guards - Mauled by the werewolf after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Ripped apart by the angry molesting tree after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Squeezed to death by the giant snake after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Eaten by the zombies after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Two Unnamed Security Guards - Gutted by the killer robot with a buzzsaw after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Bitten on the head by the giant snake after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Soul removed by a witch after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Ripped in half by a dismemberment goblin after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Five Unnamed Security Guards - Eaten by the zombies after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Two Unnamed Security Guards - Mauled by the alien beast after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Five Unnamed Workers - Killed by the monsters off-screen after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Eaten by the giant snake after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Female Worker - Committed suicide by shooting herself in the head after Dana Polk freed the monsters. Proxy kill.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Dragged away by the angry molesting tree after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Suffocated by a suffocator with a plastic bag after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Burned to death by the twins after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Face melted off by a mutant with acidic vomit after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Eaten by the zombies after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Female Worker - Eaten by the zombies after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Worker - Killed by the monsters off-screen after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Five Unnamed Workers - Tied up, doused with gasoline, and lit on fire by the dolls after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Five Unnamed Workers - Ripped apart by the sugar plum fairy after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Female Worker - Decapitated by the dismemberment goblins after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Ronald - Killed by the monsters off-screen after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Mutant - Shot in the head by Marty Mikalski.
  • Unnamed Scientist - Mauled by the dragonbat after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Security Guard - Mauled by the dragonbat after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Employee - Neck bitten by the werewolf after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Employee - Gutted by the clown after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Employee - Stabbed to death by the unicorn with its horn after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Male Employee - Killed by the monsters off-screen after they were freed by Dana Polk.
  • Unnamed Military Liaison - Stabbed to death by the clown after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Daniel Truman - Committed suicide by blowing himself up with a grenade to stop the Scarecrow Folk that Dana Polk freed from killing him. Proxy kill.
  • The Scarecrow Folk - Blown up by Daniel Truman with a grenade.
  • Steven "Steve" Hadley - Face ripped off by the merman after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Wendy Lin - Eaten by the tentacle thing after it was freed by Dana Polk.
  • Gary Sitterson - Bled out after accidentally being stabbed in the stomach by Dana Polk.
  • The Director - Stabbed in the back of the head by Anna Patience Buckner with a hatchet.
  • Anna Patience Buckner - Kicked down a gorge by Marty Mikalski.
  • Dana Polk - Crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Marty Mikalski - Crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Mordecai - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Father Buckner - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Mother Buckner - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Matthew Buckner - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Seven Zombies - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Werewolf - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Dragonbat - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Angry Molesting Tree - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Killer Robot - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Sugar Plum Fairy - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Four Dolls - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Two Reanimated - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Snake - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Four Mutants - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Twins - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Vampire - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Two Dismemberment Goblins - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Witch - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Merman - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Clown - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Bride - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Wraith - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Alien Beast - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Fornicus - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Unicorn - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Jack O'Lantern - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Deadites - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Sexy Witch - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Mummy - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Demons - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Huron - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Reptilicus - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Two Doctors - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Tentacle Thing - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Kevin - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground, name was listed on board.
  • The Snowman - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground, name was listed on board.
  • The Slow-Walking Creepy Girl - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Tarantula - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Hell Lord Minion - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Cyclops - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Three Unnamed Klu Klux Klan Members - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Man In Transparent Tarp - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Mutant Girl - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Two Rabid Dogs - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Reaver - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Savage With Hatchet - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Woman - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Cthulhu - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Owl - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Blob - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Suffocator - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Undead War Monger - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Creature With Pattern Segments of Armor On Its Head - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Fire-Mouthed Woman - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Alligator - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Four-Eyed Monster With Sea Creature Mouth - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Balding Menace - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Floating Head - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Boomer - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Bullhead Phantom - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Cow Skull Giant - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Charger - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Creeping Shadow - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The L4D Witch - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Ghost - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Tank - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Puffy Tentacle Creature - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Smoker - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Floating Leech Creature - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Slimy Horned Cloak Creature - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Hunter - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Gladiator Demon - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Kraken - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Humanoid - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Gorillas - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Four-Legged Saddle Creature - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Giant Insects - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Ant - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Cat - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Giant Deer - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • Two Giant Ferrets - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Centipede - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Millipede - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Crow - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Giant Lizard - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Dark Spirit - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • At Least Two Killer Birds - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Garden Gnome Boy - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Face Peeler - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • The Pale Serpent - Presumably crushed by The Ancient Ones punching through the ground.
  • 7,104,115,374 Unnamed People on Earth - Killed when The Ancient Ones took over the world off-screen, heavily implied, minus the 63 living humans killed since they were already counted.

Deaths[]

  • Total - 7,104,115,562
    • 7,104,115,375 Humans
    • 186 Monsters
    • 1 Animal

Kill Counts[]

  1. The Ancient Ones - 7,104,115,494
  2. Dana Polk - 55 (Deceased)
  3. Marty Mikalski - 4 (Deceased)
  4. Daniel Truman - 4 (Deceased)
  5. Anna Patience Buckner - 1 (Deceased)

Notes[]

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