ThanksKilling

ThanksKilling is a horror film duology created by Jordan Downey, Brad Schulz, Tony Wilson, Grant Yaffee, and Kevin Stewart. The sequel, ThanksKilling 3, was made in 2012.

The plot is that 5 college students, Kristen, Johnny, Ali, Billy, and Darren, who travel to a town called Crawlberg to see their families for Thansgiving. The town also happens to be the site of an incident where a Native American shaman resurrected a turkey, which he named Turkie, so that it would kill all Caucasians it sees every 505 years.

Victims

ThanksKilling (2008)

• Unnamed Female Pilgrim - Decapitated by Turkie with an axe off-camera.
• Flashy (Dog) - Eaten by Turkie off-screen, body seen.
• Unnamed Male Pilgrim - Decapitated by Turkie with an axe, shown in flashback.
• Unnamed Male Truck Driver - Head blown off by Turkie with a hunting rifle.
• Johnny's Father - Decapitated by Turkie with a knife.
• Johnny's Mother - Eyes pecked out by Turkie off-screen, body seen.
• Ali's Boyfriend - Throat slit by Turkie.
• Ali - Neck snapped by Turkie.
• Sheriff Roud - Face ripped off by Turkie off-screen, body seen.
• Billy - Stomach blown up by Turkie.
• Darren - Tongue and heart pecked out by Turkie.
• Turkie - Burned to death by Kristen Roud with a spray can and a lighter. Revived
• Johnny - Bled out after being stabbed in the stomach by Turkie with an electric carving knife.
  • Total - 13

ThanksKilling 3 (2012)

• Unnamed Female Astronaut - Blown up by Turkie with a laser.
• Turkie's Wife - Cut vertically in half by Turkie with a kitchen knife.
• Nibla - Fell to his death after being pushed off a seagull by Turkie. Revived as part of the movie's cover.
• Unnamed Plane Pilot - Fell to their death when their plane crashed into a skyscraper.
• Three Unnamed People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body parts seen.
• Jefferson - Dismembered off-camera by Turkie with a butter knife, body parts seen.
• Two Male Turkeys - Died of an unknown cause off-screen. Revived as skeletons.
• Lois/Flois - Skull destroyed by Turkie with his chainsaw penis.
• Four Unnamed People - Slaughtered by Turkie's broadcast of Thankskilling 2.
• Blarth/Frakenturkey - Blasted in the face by Muff with his arm cannon.
• Rhonda Worm - Crushed by Muff. Revived
• Muff - Accidentally committed suicide by blasting himself in the face with his own arm cannon. Revived
• Wise Turkey - Decapitated by Turkie with an axe.
• Turkie - Sucked into a space portal.
• Yomi - Sucked into a space portal.
• Nibla - Sucked into a space portal.
• Sentient Trash Bag - Sucked into a space portal.
• Meowmir - Sucked into a space portal.
• Two Skeleturkeys - Sucked into a space portal.
• Two Rats - Sucked into a space portal.
  • Total - 28

Deaths

• Total - 41
  • 21 Humans
    • 14 Men
    • 5 Women
    • 4 Victims of Unknown Gender
  • 11 Turkeys
    • 10 Male
    • 1 Female
  • 3 Animals
    • 2 Rats
    • 1 Dog
  • 2 Puppets
    • All Female
  • 1 Insect
    • All Male
  • 1 Robot
    • All Male
  • 1 Sentient Object
    • All Male
  • 1 Cartoon Character
    • All Male

Kill Counts

1. Turkie - 22 (Deceased)
2. Muff - 11 (Alive)
3. Kristen Roud - 1 (Alive)

Note

• Just to avoid confusion, there actually is not a film within this series called ThanksKilling 2 as it was skipped for a joke.