Ted (TV Show)

Ted is an American comedy television series created by Seth MacFarlane for Peacock. The third installment in the Ted franchise, it serves as a prequel to the feature films. It stars Seth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach, Scott Grimes, and Giorgia Whigham.

The series follows the early life of a sentient teddy bear toy named Ted (Seth MacFarlane), as he lives with John Bennett (Max Burkholder) and his family in Framingham, Massachusetts.

Victims

Season 1

Just Say Yes

• Unnamed Boy - Killed by unknown people off-screen a year prior, mentioned.
• Blaire Bennett's Dog - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
  • Total - 2

My Two Dads

• Scout (Dog) - Died of unknown causes off-screen sometime after the Vietnam War, heavily implied.
  • Total - 1

Ejectile Dysfunction

• Kevin's Mother - Eventually died of Alzheimer's disease off-screen, heavily implied.
• At Least Two of John Bennett's Relatives - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
  • Total - 3

Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

• Professor Lucas Damon's Mother - Died of diabetes off-screen, mentioned.
• Professor Lucas Damon's Sister - Died of diabetes off-screen, mentioned.
  • Total - 2

Desperately Seeking Susan

• Spider - Killed by either Susan Bennett or Blaire Bennett off-screen, heavily implied.
• Mr. George's Father - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
• Erin's Brother - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, mentioned.
  • Total - 3

Loud Night

• Raccoon - Froze to death on the Bennett house driveway off-screen, mentioned.
• Unnamed Man - Killed by either an unknown person or an unknown animal in a manner that would make him turn inside-out off-screen during the Vietnam War, mentioned.
• President John Fitzgerald "JFK" Kennedy - Shot in the head by Lee Harvey Oswald off-screen, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
  • Total - 3

He's Gotta Have It

• Joe - Died of a heart attack off-screen, mentioned.
• Sheila Borgwat - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
• Nicole Brown Simpson - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, presumably O. J. Simpson, mentioned in a news report. (Fictional Portrayal)
• Ronald Lyle Goldman - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, presumably O. J. Simpson, mentioned in a news report. (Fictional Portrayal)
  • Total - 4

Deaths

• Total - 18
  • 14 Humans
    • 7 Men
    • 5 Women
    • 2 Victims of Unknown Gender
  • 3 Animals
    • 2 Dogs
    • 1 Raccoon
  • 1 Arachnid
    • All Spiders

Kill Counts

1. Orenthal James "O. J." Simpson - 2 (Alive)
2. Susan Bennett - 1 (Alive)
3. Blaire Bennett - 1 (Alive)
4. Lee Harvey Oswald - 1 (Deceased)

Notes

• In the episode "Ejectile Dysfunction", John mentions how he'd been thinking about some of his deceased relatives, but since it is unknown exactly how many of his relatives had passed, only two will be counted for the minimum.