Stealing the Diamond

Stealing the Diamond is a comedy choose your path video game, created by Marcus Bromander, better known as PuffballsUnited. It was released on July 8, 2011 on Newgrounds. It was remastered as part of the Henry Stickmin Collection on August 7, 2020.

It is the fifth entry in the Henry Stickmin Series, preceded by Escaping the Prison and followed by Infiltrating the Airship.

Victims

Pre-Path

Lookout

Bust In

• None

Sneak In

• None

Outer Wall

Jumble Hoppers

• Henry Stickmin - Drowned after accidentally jumping into a lake.

Anti-Gravity Cap

• Henry Stickmin - Presumably suffocated after floating into space.

Teleporter

• None

Shrink Ray

• Henry Stickmin - Killed by a worm after shrinking himself down using the Shrink Ray.

Pick

• Creeper - Committed suicide by blowing itself up to blow up Henry.

Liquidificator

• Henry Stickmin - Turned himself into water with the Liquidificator.

Intruder on a Scooter

Parking Lot

Kick

• Henry Stickmin - Died after crashing his motorized scooter off-camera. (Debatable)

Ram

• None

Jump

• Henry Stickmin - Died of blunt force trauma after jumping off of his motorized scooter. (Debatable)

Time Out

• Henry Stickmin - Died after crashing his motorized scooter off-camera. (Debatable)

Medieval Hall

Lance

• Henry Stickmin - Skidded his face along the ground after accidentally forcing a lance into the ground while riding his motorized scooter. (Debatable)

Flail

• None

Shield

• None

Time Out

• Henry Stickmin - Hit in the head while speeding on his scooter by Billy Clud with his nightstick. (Debatable)

Diamond (Scooter)

Tow Cable

• None

Basket

• None

Time Out

• None

Police Chase (Car)

Branch

• None

Rock

• Officer Johnny Panzer - Fell out of his police car after being hit in the head by a rock thrown by Henry Stickmin, confirmed in Infiltrating the Airship.

Time Out

• Henry Stickmin - Shot off-camera by Officer Johnny Panzer with a pistol and run over by Officer Rupert Price in a police car. Shared kill.

Police Chase (Heli)

Bubble

• None

Sticky Grenade

• Henry Stickmin - Accidentally blew himself off-camera with a sticky grenade after it got stuck to his hand.

Time Out

• Henry Stickmin - Shot in the head off-camera by Samuel Mundy with a sniper rifle.

Bridge

Drive

• Henry Stickmin - Blew up after Officer James Lancelot shot the gas tank of his motorized scooter.

Bribe

• Henry Stickmin - Shot in the head by Officer James Lancelot with a pistol.

Diamond

• None

Time Out

• Henry Stickmin - Shot in the head by Officer James Lancelot with a pistol.

Unseen Burglar

Rooftop

Penny

• None

Tranquilizer

• None

Falcon Punch

• None

Invisible Pill

• Henry Stickmin - Fell to his death after walking off of the roof. (Original Only)

Catwalk

Drop

• Henry Stickmin - Fell to his death after trying to drop onto the diamond.

Wire

• None

Wormhole Rifle

• None

Diamond (Solo)

Laser Cutter

• Henry Stickmin - Accidentally bisected himself with a laser cutter.

Hammer

• None

Storage

Cannon

• Henry Stickmin - Accidentally crushed himself between a door and the diamond after trying to launch himself with a cannon.

Cheese

• None

Plank

• None

Backdoor

Snap Neck

• Henry Stickmin - Fell down a flight of stairs. (Debatable)

Diamond

• Cliff Knux - Skull crushed by the Tunisian Diamond dropped on him by Henry.

Rifle

• None

Jump

• None

Just Plain Epic

WWII Exhibit

Bomb

• Henry Stickmin - Shot and killed off-camera by Kurt Dietrich with a revolver.

Gun

• None

Airplane

• None

Tunisian Entrance

Go Up

• None

Go Left

• None

Retro Exhibit

Metroid (Original)/Alien (Remastered)

• Henry Stickmin - Energy sapped by the alien.

Crowbar

• Henry Stickmin - Crushed by a horde of headcrabs.

Pokéball (Original)/Greatball (Mobile)/Goodball (Remastered)

• Henry Stickmin - Glitched by MissingNo.
• Joseph Jo - Glitched by MissingNo.
• Timothy "Tim" Lewis - Glitched by MissingNo.

Super Mushroom (Original)/Mushroom (Remastered)

• Alexander Garb - Grabbed and presumably killed off-screen by a baby pterodactyl unleashed by Henry.

The C.C.C

Divide by Zero

• Henry Stickmin - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Jeff Stickly - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Ted McAdams - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Jacob Rose - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Cliff Knux - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Konrad Conners - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Billy Barnes - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Zach Knut - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Himbert Schült - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Billy Clud - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Sam Turner - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Richard Wilkins - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Todd Slimmonds - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Dave Panpa - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Kurt Dietrich - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Joseph Jo - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Timothy "Tim" Lewis - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.
• Tony Franz - Swallowed by a black hole created when Corporal Clyde Jenkins divided by zero on a calculator.

Nuke

• Henry Stickmin - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Jeff Stickly - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Ted McAdams - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Jacob Rose - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Cliff Knux - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Konrad Conners - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Billy Barnes - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Zach Knut - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Himbert Schült - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Billy Clud - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Sam Turner - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Richard Wilkins - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Todd Slimmonds - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Dave Panpa - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Kurt Dietrich - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Joseph Jo - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Timothy "Tim" Lewis - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Tony Franz - Blown up by a nuke launched by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• 25 Unknown People - Killed by Clyde Jenkins, mentioned in fail screen. (Debatable, see notes)

Satellite

• Henry Stickmin - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Jeff Stickly - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Ted McAdams - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Jacob Rose - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Cliff Knux - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Konrad Conners - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Billy Barnes - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Zach Knut - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Himbert Schült - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Billy Clud - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Sam Turner - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Richard Wilkins - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Todd Slimmonds - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Dave Panpa - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Kurt Dietrich - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Joseph Jo - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Timothy "Tim" Lewis - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.
• Tony Franz - Obliterated by a laser beam fired by a Shoop Da Whoop satellite activated by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.

Gear

• Timothy "Tim" Lewis - Crushed by the C.C.C robot sent by Corporal Clyde Jenkins.

Deaths

• Total - 110
  • Pre-Path - 5
    • Successes - 1
    • Fails - 4
  • Intruder on a Scooter - 12
    • Successes - 1
    • Fails - 11
  • Unseen Burglar - 6
    • Successes - 1
    • Fails - 5
  • Just Plain Epic - 87
    • Successes - 2
    • Fails - 85

Kill Counts

1. Corporal Clyde Jenkins - 80 (Alive)
2. Henry Stickmin - 3 (Alive)
3. Officer James Lancelot - 3 (Alive)
4. MissingNo. - 3 (Captured)
5. Billy Clud - 1 (Alive)
6. Samuel Mundy - 1 (Alive)
7. Kurt Dietrich - 1 (Alive)
8. Officer Johnny Panzer - 1 (Determinant)

Death Counts

1. Henry Stickmin - 26 (Alive)
2. Cliff Knux - 4 (Alive)
3. Joseph Jo - 4 (Alive)
4. Timothy "Tim" Lewis - 4 (Alive)
5. Jeff Stickly - 3 (Alive)
6. Ted McAdams - 3 (Alive)
7. Jacob Rose - 3 (Alive)
8. Konrad Conners - 3 (Alive)
9. Billy Barnes - 3 (Alive)
10. Zach Knut - 3 (Alive)
11. Himbert Schült - 3 (Alive)
12. Billy Clud - 3 (Alive)
13. Sam Turner - 3 (Alive)
14. Richard Wilkins - 3 (Alive)
15. Todd Slimmonds - 3 (Alive)
16. Dave Panpa - 3 (Alive)
17. Kurt Dietrich - 3 (Alive)
18. Joseph Jo - 3 (Alive)
19. Timothy "Tim" Lewis - 3 (Alive)
20. Tony Franz - 3 (Alive)
21. Cliff Knux - 3 (Determinant)

Notes

• The fail screen makes mention of Clyde Jenkins getting 25 kills to use a nuke, however it may just be a Call of Duty reference.