South Park

South Park is an adult animated comedy TV show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, beginning in 1997 and still running to run this day.

In 1999, the first South Park film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut was released between seasons three and four. In 2021, South Park: Post Covid was released set after season 24 as a two part film series. There are 14 more untitled films set to be released until 2027. All of these films are canon but will be counted separately.

Victims

Season 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Kenny McCormick - Ran over by a herd of cows and then accidentally ran over again by Officer Barbrady. Revives later.
Two Cows - Accidentally killed off-screen by Carl the Alien, mentioned.
Cow - Accidentally killed off-screen by Carl the Alien, skeleton shown.
- Total - 4

Weight Gain 4000

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally shot by Mr. Garrison and then impaled through the skull on a flag pole after being launched into the air. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Volcano

Rocky Mountain Black Bear - Shot by Jimbo Kern.
Deer - Blown up with a rocket launcher by Jimbo Kern.
Fish - Blown up with a grenade by Jimbo Kern.
Four Fish - Blown up with a grenade by Kenny McCormick.
68 Fish - Blown up with a rocket launcher by Jimbo Kern.
Ram - Shot by Jimbo Kern and Kenny McCormick. Shared kill.
Eagle - Shot by Jimbo Kern.
Three Unnamed People - Burned alive by lava.
508,983 Unnamed People in Denver, Colorado - Burned alive by lava, minus the 17 people shown escaping.
Scuzzlebutt - Shot in the head by Stan Marsh.
Patrick Duffy - Eventually died off-screen because of Stan Marsh since he was attached to Scuzzlebutt.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally shot by Ned Gerblanski after he dropped his gun. Revives later.
- Total - 509,066

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Kenny McCormick - Arms and head ripped off by Middle Park football players. Revives later.
Enrique the Horse - Blown up with a bomb set up by Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblanski. Shared Kill.
- Total - 2

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

Frog - Thrown against a wall by Clone Stan Marsh.
Kenny McCormick - Thrown into a microwave by Clone Stan Marsh and cooked alive. Revives later.
Clone Stan Marsh - Shot in the head by Dr. Alphonse Mephesto.
- Total - 3

Death

Stan Marsh's Great-Great Grandfather - Murdered by Marvin "Grandpa" Marsh at his request, mercy killing.
Chef's Grandfather - Died off-screen from unspecified causes, mentioned.
Mr. McCormick - Launched into a wall by a giant slingshot on Sheila Broflovski's orders. (Unrelated to Kenny McCormick)
Thirteen Unnamed People - Launched into a wall by a giant slingshot on Sheila Broflovski's orders.
Kenny McCormick - Touched by the finger of Death. Revives later.
- Total - 17

Pinkeye

Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath a falling space station. Revived as a zombie.
Two Unnamed Russian Astronauts - Fell from space and presumably burned alive when their space station malfunctioned.
Marty - Bitten by the zombified Kenny and turned into a zombie. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Unnamed Mortician - Bitten by the zombified Kenny and turned into a zombie. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Unnamed Man - Eaten alive by the zombified Marty an the unnamed zombie mortician.
Clyde Donovan - Bitten by the zombified Kenny and turned into a zombie. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Two Unnamed Male Joggers - Eaten alive by the zombified Marty an the unnamed zombie mortician.
Bebe Stevens - Either bitten and turned into a zombie or drowned by the zombified Clyde Donovan off-screen. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Johnson - Bitten by a zombie off-screen. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Two Unnamed People - Eaten alive by zombies, shown on a tv.
Wendy Testaburger - Bitten by a zombie off-screen and turned into one. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Mr. Torres - Arm ripped off by Jerome "Chef" McElroy, believing he was a zombie, and then bled to death.
Unnamed Doctor - Eaten alive by zombies.
Unnamed Woman - Bitten by the zombified Kenny and turned into a zombie off-screen. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Unnamed Man - Bitten by the zombified Kenny and turned into a zombie off-screen. (Later killed by Stan)
Unnamed Man - Eaten alive by zombies off-screen, body shown.
Zombie - Shot in the head by Jimbo Kern.
Unknown Man - Died off-screen from unknown causes, body shown in morgue, then revives as a zombie.
Philip "Pip" Pirrip Jr. - Bitten by a zombie off-screen and turned into one. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Zombie - Head smashed with a baseball bat by Stan Marsh.
Jerome "Chef" McElroy - Bitten by a zombie off-screen and turned into one. (Revived when Kyle killed the zombified Kenny)
Zombie - Head sawn off with a chainsaw by Eric Cartman.
Two Zombies - Heads sawn off with a chainsaw by Stan Marsh.
Zombie - Killed with a chainsaw off-camera by Eric Cartman, blood splatter shown.
Zombie - Killed with a chainsaw off-camera by Stan Marsh, blood splatter shown.
Two Zombies - Heads sawn off with a chainsaw by either Eric Cartman or Stan Marsh, shared kills.
Zombie - Head sawn off with a chainsaw by Stan Marsh.
Unknown Person - Died off-screen from unknown causes, skull shown.
Zombie - Heads sawn off with a chainsaw by Stan Marsh.
Unknown Person - Died off-screen from unknown causes, skeleton shown.
Zombified Kenny McCormick - Sawn vertically in half with a chainsaw by Kyle Broflovski. Revives later.
Zombified Kenny McCormick - Crushed by a falling statue and a plane. Revives later.
Unknown Pilot - Died when they accidentally crashed their plane into Kenny.
- Total - 38

Starvin' Marvin

Young Couple - Mauled by the evil turkeys.
Five Evil Turkeys - Shot by Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblanski. Shared Kills.
Unknown Person - Died off-screen from unknown causes, skull shown.
Unnamed Native American - Shot in the head by Terrance Stoot, shown on a tv.
Unnamed Man - Mauled by an evil turkey.
Evil Turkey - Beaten to death with a shovel by an unnamed man.
Evil Turkey - Hit in the head with a baseball bat by an unnamed woman.
Five Evil Turkeys - Shot by Jimbo Kern and Ned Gerblanski. Shared Kills.
Evil Turkey - Head cut off with a wooden sword by Ike Broflovski.
Two Turkeys - Decapitated with a sword by Jerome "Chef" McElroy.
Evil Turkey - Bashed with a shield by Jerome "Chef" McElroy.
Evil Turkey - Hit in the head with a baseball bat by an unnamed man, shown in the background.
Evil Turkey - Killed with an unknown weapon by an unnamed man, shown in the background.
Kenny McCormick - Eye ripped out by an evil turkey. Revives later.
Three Evil Turkeys - Shot by Ned Gerblanski.
Nine Evil Turkeys - Killed off-screen by several South Park citizens, bodies shown.
Evil Turkey - Beaten to death with a hammer by an unnamed man.
16 Evil Turkeys - Killed off-screen by several South Park citizens, bodies shown.
Sally Struthers - Cooked and eaten by several unnamed people off-screen. Revives later.
- Total - 54

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

None

Damien

Unnamed Child - Set on fire by Damien.
Unknown Person - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skull shown on Satan's belt.
Kenny McCormick - Shot to death by Jimbo Kern, thinking he was a Duck-Billed Platypus. Revives later.
- Total - 3

Tom's Rhinoplasty

Unknown Animal - Killed by Wendy Testaburger off-screen, body shown.
Wendy Testaburger's Grandmother - Died off-screen from unspecified causes, mentioned.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally stabbed in the head with a sword thrown by Ms. Ellen. Revives later.
Ms. Ellen - Launched into the sun with a rocket by Iranian soldiers in a plot set up by Wendy Testaburger.
- Total - 4

Mecha-Streisand

Two Unnamed Men - Flung into the air by Barba Streisand.
Unnamed Woman - Killed off-screen by Barbra Streisand.
Unnamed Woman - Flung into the air by Barbra Streisand.
Unnamed Man - Accidentally killed when Leonard Maltin used a building to attack Barbra Streisand.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally strangled himself with a tetherball rope. Revives later.
Barbra Streisand - Flung into space and blown up by Robert Smith. Revives later.
- Total - 7

Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally ran over by a train. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Season 2

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer - Beaten to death by Scott the Dick with a hammer off-screen.
Saddam Hussein - Head ripped off by an unnamed Canadian citizen.
At Least Three Unnamed Iraq Soldiers - Killed with a toxic fart cloud by Terrance, Phillip, Sally Dion, Celine Dion, and several other unnamed Canadian citizens. Shared kills.
- Total - 5

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

Unnamed Man - Decapitated for no apparent reason.
Eric Roberts - Killed and eaten by Jimbo Kern, Mayor McDaniels, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, and Ned Gerblanski off-screen, body parts shown. Shared kill.
Sid Greenfield - Killed and eaten by Jimbo Kern, Mayor McDaniels, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, and Ned Gerblanski off-screen, body parts shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Woman - Killed and eaten by Jimbo Kern, Mayor McDaniels, Herbert Garrison, Officer Barbrady, and Ned Gerblanski off-screen, body parts shown. Shared kill.
Kenny McCormick - Electrocuted to death while connecting the backup generator wires. Revives later.
- Total - 5

Ike's Wee Wee

Sylvester the Dog - Accidentally ran over by a gasoline truck driver.
Unnamed Man - Blown up when his gasoline truck exploded after accidentally running over Sylvester.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally fell into an open grave and crushed by a falling tombstone. Revives later.
- Total - 3

Chickenlover

Unnamed Man - Crushed underneath a car falling on top of him, shown on a tv.
Unknown Person - Blown up after driving their car into a building.
Unnamed Book-Mobile Driver - Beaten to death with a club by Officer Barbrady.
Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath a falling tree. Revives later.
- Total - 4

Conjoined Fetus Lady

Nurse Mary Gollum's Conjoined Twin - Died during childbirth off-screen, body shown.
Unknown Person - Accidentally crushed by Veronica Crabtree's school bus after she's hit in the head with a jelly roll launched by Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, and Kyle Broflovski. Shared kill.
Six Unnamed Austin Pirates Dodgeball Players - Pelted to death with dodgeballs by the Chinese dodgeball team, mentioned that only four survived. (See Notes)
Kenny McCormick - Launched into a wall by a Chinese dodgeball player with a dodgeball. Revives later.
- Total - 9

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Five Deer - Burned alive with a flamethrower by Ned Gerblanski.
Kenny McCormick - Ripped in half by two unnamed people. Revives later.
Unnamed Producer - Banished to Hell by Jesus Christ.
- Total - 7

City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

None

Summer Sucks

Georgina Pirrip - Died off-screen from unknown causes, mentioned.
Phillip Pirrip Sr. - Died off-screen from unknown causes, mentioned.
Kenny McCormick - Blown up with a firecracker, shown in a flashback. Revives later.
Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath collapsing bleachers by the giant burning snake firework. Revives later.
Five Unnamed People - Crushed underneath the giant burning snake firework.
Dr. Johnathan Katz - Burned alive by the giant burning snake firework.
2,993 Unnamed People - Killed by the giant burning snake firework off-screen, mentioned, minus the seven people already counted.
- Total - 3,003

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally trampled by a crowd of people. Revives later.
Robert Redford - Drowned in a flood of feces by Mr. Hankey while trapped inside a car.
Phyllis - Drowned in a flood of feces by Mr. Hankey while trapped inside a car.
- Total - 3

Chickenpox

Kenny McCormick - Died from chickenpox. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

Kenny McCormick - Head accidentally blown up with the constellation machine by Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski. Shared kill. Revives later.
Dr. Tristan Adams - Lobotomized by the constellation machine after it was destroyed by Eric Cartman.
- Total - 2

Clubhouses

Kenny McCormick - Trampled in a mosh pit by several unnamed teenagers. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Cow Days

Three Unknown People - Trampled to death by cows, mentioned.
Unnamed Man - Accidentally impaled through the stomach on a wooden spike during the running of the cows.
Jack McMack - Thrown from one bull and impaled on another bull's horns.
Kenny McCormick - Impaled through the skull on a bull's horn. Revives later.
Seven Cows - Committed suicide by jumping off of a cliff.
Tom - Eaten alive by rats off-screen, body shown.
Mary - Eaten alive by rats off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 15

Chef Aid

Kenny McCormick - Head bitten off by Ozzy Osbourne. Revives later.
Unnamed Man - Head exploded for no apparent reason.
- Total - 2

Spookyfish

Alien - Accidentally ran over by Veronica Crabtree.
Two Unnamed Men - Murdered by Spookyfish off-screen, bodies shown.
William Shatner - Murdered by Spookyfish off-screen, mentioned and picture shown.
Two Unknown People - Murdered by Spookyfish off-screen, graves shown.
Florence Kimble - Murdered by Spookyfish off-camera, body shown.
Kenny McCormick - Murdered by Spookyfish. Revives later.
Unnamed Man - Mauled by several evil pets.
12 Unnamed People - Mauled by several evil pets.
Unnamed Man - Murdered by Spookyfish.
Two Unnamed People - Mauled by several evil pets off-screen, bodies shown.
Evil Stan Marsh - Sent back to his universe by the normal Stan Marsh with the gingerification gun.
Evil Kyle Broflovski - Sent back to his universe by the normal Stan Marsh with the gingerification gun.
Good Eric Cartman - Sent back to his universe by the normal Stan Marsh with the gingerification gun.
Unnamed Man - Mauled by an evil bunny off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 19

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

Six Unnamed Police Officers - Blown up when they crashed their cars after Elvin Cartman threw a fudgsicle out a car window.
Kenny McCormick - Shot to death by Chief Stevens, Officer Bob, and several other police officers. Shared kill. Revives later.
- Total - 7

Gnomes

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally crushed by a falling mine cart. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Prehistoric Ice Man

Larry - Frozen in ice in 1996, unfrozen by Dr. Alphonse Mephesto and Kevin Mephesto.
Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath an electric sidewalk. Revives later.
Steve Irwin - Launched into helicopter blades and shredded into pieces after the train he was on crashed.
- Total - 3

Season 3

Rainforest Shmainforest

Pablo - Eaten alive by a coral snake.
Two Unnamed People's Army Soldiers - Shot to death by the Costa Rican government.
Six Unnamed People - Murdered off-screen by the Yanagopa tribe, severed heads shown on spears.
Seven Unnamed Members of the Yanagopa Tribe - Crushed against a tree with a bulldozer by the unnamed Foreman.
Coral Snake - Ran over with a bulldozer by the unnamed Foreman.
Giant Bug - Ran over with a bulldozer by the unnamed Foreman.
Kenny McCormick - Struck by lightning. Revived with CPR by Kelly.
- Total - 19

Spontaneous Combustion

Kenny McCormick - Died of spontaneous combustion. Revives later.
Helen - Died of spontaneous combustion.
Unknown Woman - Died of spontaneous combustion off-screen, remains shown.
Unnamed Man - Died of spontaneous combustion.
Three Unnamed People - Died of spontaneous combustion, shown on a tv.
- Total - 7

The Succubus

Kenny McCormick - Dies off-screen from unknown causes, body shown. Revives later.
Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath Veronica after jumping on top of him. Revives later.
Veronica the Succubus - Sent back to Hell by Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Kyle Broflovski after singing her song backwards.
- Total - 3

Jakovasaurs

Kenny McCormick - Eaten alive by a bear. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Tweek vs. Craig

Richard Adler's Wife - Drowned in a lake after a plane accident off-screen, shown in a flashback.
Kenny McCormick - Flung into a wall by an electric saw and then fell into a box filled with nails. Revives later.
Richard Adler's Grandmother - Died off-screen from unknown causes, shown in the afterlife.
Richard Adler's Uncle Corey - Died off-screen from unknown causes, shown in the afterlife.
- Total - 4

Sexual Harassment Panda

Unnamed Man - Murdered by Principle Victoria off-screen, mentioned.
Kenny McCormick - Shredded by a giant fan after being given a magnet by Jimmy the “don’t hold onto a large magnet while someone else uses a fan nearby” Falcon. Revives later.
- Total - 2

Cat Orgy

None

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

82 Branch Davidians In the Waco Massacre - Killed because of ATF Commander Danny Ganz off-screen, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
Unnamed Couple - Shot to death by the ATF, thinking they were a part of a cult.
Six Unnamed People - Shot to death by the ATF and ATF Commander Danny Ganz, thinking they were a part of a cult.
- Total - 90

Jewbilee

Kenny McCormick - Sacrificed himself by smashing his head against the conch shell to free Moses. Revives later.
Haman - Destroyed by Moses.
Garth - Disintegrated into a skeleton by Moses.
- Total - 3

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Cleo Broflovski - Died of unknown causes three months prior, body shown.
25 Unnamed People - Blown up with a cannon ball fired by the pirate ghosts created by Father Maxi.
Two Unnamed People - Decapitated with a sword by a pirate ghost created by Father Maxi.
Kenny McCormick - Blown up by several star fighters. Revives later.
- Total - 29

Chinpokomon

Kenny McCormick - Became brain dead after suffering a seizure after playing the Chinpokomon video game and later exploded after rats ate his insides. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

Kenny McCormick - Beaten to death by a monkey. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Starvin' Marvin in Space

Unknown Marklar - Eaten alive by three lions.
Kenny McCormick - Frozen in carbonite off-screen by CIA Agent Bill Sphinx and Agent Connelly. Revives later.
- Total - 2

The Red Badge of Gayness

Unnamed Civil War Reenactor - Either shot or stabbed by an unknown person off-screen and bled to death, body shown.
Kenny McCormick - Blown up with a warning flare fired by Dawkins on the orders of Sergeant Larson. Shared kill. Revives later.
- Total - 2

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Adolf Hitler - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
18 Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
Jeffrey Dahmer - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Three Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
John F. Kennedy - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
John F. Kennedy Jr. - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Nine People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
Mao Zedong - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Two Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
Genghis Kahn - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Michael Landon - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Princess Diana Spencer - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Gene Siskel - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
21 Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
James Stewart - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Kenny McCormick - Crushed underneath a falling chandelier. Revives later.
- Total - 64

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

Unnamed Man - Hit in the head with a baseball bat by another man.
Three Unnamed People - Committed suicide by jumping out of a building.
Unnamed Man - Committed suicide by hanging himself off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Set on fire with a torch by another man.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed with a pitchfork by another man.
Unknown Person - Blown up after their car somehow exploded.
Kenny McCormick - Died of internal bleeding after getting a colon infection. Revives later.
- Total - 9

World Wide Recorder Concert

Kenny McCormick - "Crapped his pants to death" off-screen, body shown. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Season 4

The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000

Kyle Broflovski - Disappeared from reality after questioning his own existence. Revives later.
Kenny McCormick - Drowned in a lake on the orders of Loogie. Revives later.
- Total - 2

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

Deer - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skeleton shown.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally crushed against a tree with a sled full of bricks. Revives later.
- Total - 2

Timmy 2000

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally beaten to by death by Cartman with a frying pan while he was hallucinating. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Quintuplets 2000

Mrs. Vladchik's Daughter - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, implied.
Two Unnamed Romanian Guards - Blown up when their boat crashed into a port filled with fireworks.
Two Unnamed Native Americans - Blown up when they accidentally steered their boat into a port filled with fireworks.
Mrs. Vladchik - Died of a heart attack after having sex with Marvin Marsh off-screen, body shown.
C. Dillard - Beaten to death by an angry mob.
11 Unnamed Soldiers - Beaten to death by an angry mob.
Five Unnamed SWAT Officers - Blown up when Stan's house exploded.
At Least 20 Unnamed Protesters - Blown up when Stan's house exploded.
Kenny McCormick - Accidentally shot to death by an unnamed SWAT officer. Revives later.
- Total - 44

Cartman Joins NAMBLA

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally ran over by an ambulance. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Cherokee Hair Tampons

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally crushed underneath a falling piano. Revives later.
Ms. Information - Beaten to death by an angry mob.
- Total - 2

Chef Goes Nanners

Bird - Shot by Jimbo and Ned.
Squirrel - Shot by Jimbo and Ned.
Unnamed Monk - Set on fire with gasoline by Chef.
Kenny McCormick - Exploded after eating 60 antacid tablets and then drinking water. Revives later.
- Total - 4

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

Kenny McCormick - Accidentally crushed underneath an elevator. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skeleton shown.
At Least 75 Unnamed People - Died of various unknown causes off-screen, skeletons shown in Hell.
Allen Ginsberg - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Jerry Garcia - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Tiny Tim - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Walter Matthau - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Bob Hope - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
George Burns - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Dean Martin - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
Frank Sinatra - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. (Fictional Portrayal)
At Least 14 Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell at Satan's Luau.
Gary - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell at Satan's Luau.
Nine Fish - Caught in a net thrown by Satan and presumably eaten off-screen.
Unnamed Female Demon - Died when her head fell off her body for no apparent reason.
Nine Fish - Caught in a net thrown by Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin and presumably eaten off-screen. Shared kills.
Chris - Fell to his death down an escalator off-screen, shown in Hell.
Fish - Killed by Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick off-screen, mentioned.
Mr. Garrison's Cat - Set on fire by Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick off-screen, mentioned.
Unnamed Demon - Set on fire by Satan with his demonic magic.
Three Unknown Men - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
- Total - 125

Probably

Arthur Herbert "Fonzie" Fonzarelli - Eaten alive by a shark.
Chris - Stabbed repeatedly in the head by Saddam Hussein with a knife. Revives later.
Stephen - Accidentally crushed by a falling piece of wood, then sent to Hell.
Mr. Milker - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. Name revealed on a nametag.
Mr. Towingin - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. Name revealed on a nametag.
8,611 Unnamed People - Died of various unknown causes off-screen, shown in Hell. 8,615 people are mentioned, not including the already counted Stephen, Mr. Milker, Mr. Towingin, and Chris.
Unnamed Hell Director - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
At Least 27 Unnamed People - Died of various unknown causes off-screen, skeletons shown in Hell's park.
Chris - Stabbed in the chest with a knife, leg chopped off with a shovel, and then heart ripped out by Saddam Hussein. Revives later.
Saddam Hussein - Stabbed in the eye by Chris with a knife. Revives later.
Four Unknown People - Died of various unknown causes off-screen, skeletons shown in Hell.
JonBenét Ramsey - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell. Possibly murdered by John and Patricia Ramsey. (Fictional Portrayal)
11 Unnamed People - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Heaven.
Mr. Stevens - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Heaven.
Saddam Hussein - Killed by a pack of wild boars several years prior, mentioned.
Saddam Hussein - Banished from Hell to Heaven by Satan.
Bob - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
Rick - Died off-screen before the show, shown in Hell.
- Total - 8,667

Fourth Grade

Kenny McCormick - Grinded against the road's pavement after the platform his was lying down on flipped over. Revives later.
Duck - Blown up when the second time machine was activated.
- Total - 2

Trapper Keeper

All 7,628,532,240 Humans On Earth In 2018 - Assimilated by Eric Cartman with his trapper keeper in the future off-screen, shown in a flashforward. Undone when the future was changed. (See Notes)
Billy Harris - Most likely died of an unspecified illness off-screen.
Kenny McCormick - Crushed against a wall with a door by Eric Cartman with his trapper keeper. Revives later.
Mark - Assimilated by Eric Cartman with his trapper keeper.
Rosie O'Donnell - Crushed to death by Eric Cartman with his trapper keeper. Revives later.
Eric's Trapper Keeper - Destroyed when Kyle removed its CPU.
BSM-471 - Erased from existence after Kyle changed the future.
- Total - 7,628,532,246

Hellen Keller! The Musical

Kenny McCormick - Crushed by a stage light dropped by Eric Cartman while trying to kill Gobbles the Turkey. Revives later.
Kevin's Mother - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
Robby (Dog) - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
47 Turkeys - Decapitated with saws in a slaughterhouse.
Alinicia (Turkey) - Shot to death by Jimbo, Ned, and three unnamed men.
- Total - 51

Pip

Ms. Havisham's Father - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, implied given her age.
At Least 16 Robotic Monkeys - Destroyed by Pip Pirrip Jr., Joe Gargery, Herbert Pocket, and the unnamed escaped convict. Shared kills.
Unnamed Escaped Convict - Face melted off by Ms. Havisham with her acidic spit.
Two Rabbits - Necks snapped by Estelle Havisham.
Unnamed Man's Father - Died in a stamp collecting accident off-screen, mentioned.
23 Rabbits - Necks snapped by Estelle Havisham off-screen, bodies shown.
Ms. Havisham - Burst into flames after Pip convinced Estelle to leave the machine.
Herbert Pocket - Died of Hepatitis B. off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 46

Fat Camp

At Least Six Manatees - Killed off-screen by Ms. Choksondik to be dissected, bodies shown.
Manatee - Beaten to death by Ms. Choksondik with a brick.
Unnamed Male Child Imposter - Suffocated to death inside Ms. Crabtree's uterus off-screen, body shown.
Unknown Male Child - Suffocated to death inside Ms. Crabtree's uterus off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 9

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Deer - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skull shown.
Kenny McCormick - Sacrificed in the carousel ritual off-screen, body shown. Revives later.
Two Unnamed Male Children - Sacrificed in the carousel ritual off-screen, bodies shown.
Dog - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
Seven Unknown Children - Sacrificed in the carousel ritual off-screen, one ritual took place every day and it was said it lasted for ten days, minus the three already counted.
- Total - 12

A Very Crappy Christmas

Fish - Eaten alive by a bear.
Deer - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skull shown.
Kenny McCormick - Ran over by an unknown person in their car. Revives later.
- Total - 3

Season 5

It Hits the Fan

Rick Watts - Vomited his intestines out of his mouth from the Black Death.
Peter - Vomited his intestines out of his mouth from the Black Death.
75 Million People - Killed by the Black Death in the 1340's to 1350's. (Fictional Portrayal)
Unnamed Male Librarian - Vomited his intestines out of his mouth from the Black Death.
Unnamed Director - Decapitated by an unnamed knight with a sword.
Unnamed Knight - Shot to death by two unnamed security guards.
Drew Carey - Stabbed in the mouth with a sword thrown by an unnamed knight.
Mimi Bobeck - Decapitated by an unnamed knight with a sword.
At Least Three Unnamed People - Set on fire by Geldon the Dragon.
Geldon (Dragon) - Banished to Hell by Kyle Broflovski with a rune stone.
Kenny McCormick - Vomited his intestines out of his mouth from the Black Death. Revives later.
- Total - 75,000,012

Cripple Fight

At Least One Unknown Person - Died in a car accident.
At Least One Unknown Astronaut - Died when their space shuttle crashed into the ground.
Kenny McCormick - Carried away by a giant eagle and eaten off-screen. Revives later.
- Total - 3

Super Best Friends

David Blaine - Committed suicide by eating his own head. Revived immediately. (Debatable)
At Least 54 Fish - Died of unknown causes off-screen, bodies shown.
Brother Steven - Committed suicide by drowning himself on the orders of David Blaine.
At Least 74 Unknown Blaintologists - Committed suicide by drowning themselves off-screen on the orders of David Blaine, bodies shown.
Two Unnamed Male Blaintologists - Set on fire by Muhammad ibn Abdullah.
Unnamed Male Blaintologists - Frozen in ice by Joseph Smith.
Unnamed Male Blaintologist - Committed suicide by drowning himself on the orders of David Blaine.
Unnamed Female Blaintologist - Committed suicide by drowning herself off-screen on the orders of David Blaine.
Kenny McCormick - Committed suicide by drowning himself off-screen on the orders of David Blaine, body shown.
Five Unknown Blaintologists - Committed suicide by drowning themselves on the orders of David Blaine.
34 Unknown Blaintologists - Killed by a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln brought to life by David Blaine.
Giant Statue of President Abraham Lincoln - Shot in the back of the head by a giant statue of John Wilkes Boothe created by Jesus Christ, Gautama Buddha, Muhammad ibn Abdullah, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tse, and Seaman. Shared kill.
- Total - 176

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Kenny McCormick - Laughed himself to death after watching Scott Tenorman's embarrassing video of Eric. Revives later.
Mrs. Tenorman - Shot to death by Carl Denkins in a trap set up by Eric Cartman, shown in a flashback. Shared kill.
Jack Tenorman - Shot to death by Carl Denkins in a trap set up by Eric Cartman, shown in a flashback. Shared kill.
- Total - 3

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

Six Unnamed HBC Producers - Killed by an angry mob off-screen, pictures shown in a video recording.
Kenny McCormick - Arms and legs chopped off with a meat cleaver by Carl and eventually bled to death off-screen. Revives later.
- Total - 7

Cartmanland

Mabel Louise Cartman - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, funeral shown.
Six Doves - Died of unknown causes off-screen, bodies shown.
Seven of Job's Workers - Slaughtered by Barbarians sent by God. (Debatable) (See Notes)
Ox - Slaughtered by a Barbarian sent by God. (Debatable)
Donkey - Slaughtered by a Barbarian sent by God. (Debatable)
The Remaining 16 of Job's Workers - Blown up with a meteor thrown by God. (Debatable)
12 Sheep - Blown up with a meteor thrown by God. (Debatable)
Four Donkeys - Blown up with a meteor thrown by God. (Debatable)
Ox - Blown up with a meteor thrown by God. (Debatable)
Job's Wife - Crushed underneath Job's house after it was collapsed by God with wind. (Debatable)
All Ten of Job's Children - Crushed underneath Job's house after it was collapsed by God with wind. (Debatable)
Five Unnamed Friends of Job - Crushed underneath Job's house after it was collapsed by God with wind. (Debatable)
Kyle Broflovski - Went into cardiac arrest after seeing Cartman's success on TV. Revived by doctors off-screen.
Kenny McCormick - Impaled through the face with a pipe on one of Cartman's rides. Revives later.
- Total - 67

Proper Condom Use

Kenny McCormick - Stabbed in the head with a boomerang thrown by Bebe. Revives later.
- Total - 1

Towelie

TBA

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

TBA

How to Eat with Your Butt

TBA

The Entity

TBA

Here Comes the Neighborhood

TBA

Kenny Dies

TBA

Butters' Very Own Episode

TBA

Season 6

Jared Has Aides

TBA

Asspen

TBA

Freak Strike

TBA

Fun with Veal

TBA

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

TBA

Professor Chaos

TBA

Simpsons Already Did It

TBA

Red Hot Catholic Love

TBA

Free Hat

TBA

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

TBA

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

TBA

A Ladder to Heaven

TBA

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

TBA

The Death Camp of Tolerance

TBA

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

TBA

My Future Self 'n' Me

TBA

Red Sleigh Down

TBA

Season 7

Cancelled

TBA

Krazy Kripples

TBA

Toilet Paper

TBA

I'm a Little Bit Country

TBA

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

TBA

Lil' Crime Stoppers

TBA

Red Man's Greed

TBA

South Park is Gay

TBA

Christian Rock Hard

TBA

Grey Dawn

TBA

Casa Bonita

TBA

All About Mormons

TBA

Butt Out

TBA

Raisins

TBA

It's Christmas in Canada

TBA

Season 8

Good Times with Weapons

TBA

Up the Down Steroid

TBA

The Passion of the Jew

TBA

You Got F'd in the A

TBA

Awesom-O

TBA

The Jeffersons

TBA

Goobacks

TBA

Douche and Turd

TBA

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

TBA

Pre-School

TBA

Quest for Ratings

TBA

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

TBA

Cartman's Incredible Gift

TBA

Woodland Critter Christmas

TBA

Season 9

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

TBA

Die Hippie, Die

TBA

Wing

TBA

Best Friends Forever

TBA

The Losing Edge

TBA

The Death of Eric Cartman

TBA

Erection Day

TBA

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

TBA

Marjorine

TBA

Follow That Egg!

TBA

Ginger Kids

TBA

Trapped in the Closet

TBA

Free Willzyx

TBA

Bloody Mary

TBA

Season 10

The Return of Chef

TBA

Smug Alert!

TBA

Cartoon Wars Part I

TBA

Cartoon Wars Part II

TBA

A Million Little Fibers

TBA

ManBearPig

TBA

Tsst

TBA

Make Love, Not Warcraft

TBA

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

TBA

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

TBA

Hell on Earth 2006

TBA

Go God Go

TBA

Go God Go XII

TBA

Stanley's Cup

TBA

Season 11

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

TBA

Cartman Sucks

TBA

Lice Capades

TBA

The Snuke

TBA

Fantastic Easter Special

TBA

D-Yikes!

TBA

Night of the Living Homeless

TBA

Le Petit Tourette

Unnamed Pedophile - Shot in the head by Chris Hansen off-screen and made to look like a suicide, mentioned.
26 Unnamed Pedophiles - Committed suicide by shooting themselves in the head after seeing they were on Dateline NBC.
- Total - 27

More Crap

TBA

Imaginationland Episode I

TBA

Imaginationland Episode II

TBA

Imaginationland Episode III

TBA

Guitar Queer-O

TBA

The List

TBA

Season 12

Tonsil Trouble

TBA

Britney's New Look

TBA

Major Boobage

TBA

Canada on Strike

Gary "Numa Numa Guy" Brolsma - Arm bitten off by the sneezing baby panda's mother.
Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker - Swatted across his face by the sneezing baby panda's mother.
Ghyslain "Star Wars Kid" Raza - Shot to death by Tay Zonday.
Jay "Tron Guy" Maynard - Mauled to death by the sneezing baby panda's mother.
Sneezing Baby Panda's Mother - Shot to death by Tay Zonday.
Tay Zonday - Brain exploded for no particular reason after seeing the Dramatic Gopher.
Dramatic Gopher - Shot in the head after Tay Zonday's gun hit the ground.
At Least 63 Unknown Canadians - Died of starvation off-screen in a strike caused by Stephen Abootman, mentioned.
Stephen Abootman - Either died of starvation or eventually drowned off-screen after being sent adrift on a block of ice by the country of Canada.
Both of Stephen Abootman's Assistants - Either died of starvation or eventually drowned off-screen after being sent adrift on a block of ice by the country of Canada.
- Total - 72

Eek, a Penis!

TBA

Over Logging

TBA

Super Fun Time

TBA

The China Probrem

TBA

Breast Cancer Show Ever

TBA

Pandemic

TBA

Pandemic 2: The Startling

TBA

About Last Night...

TBA

Elementary School Musical

TBA

The Ungroundables

TBA

Season 13

The Ring

TBA

The Coon

TBA

Margaritaville

TBA

Eat, Pray, Queef

TBA

Fishsticks

TBA

Pinewood Derby

Bird - Ran over by Stan's derby car after Randy put a particle accelerator inside of it.
Mr. Hollis - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
All 5,342,262 People in Finland - Blown up when every other country on Earth launched nukes at them on Randy Marsh's orders.
- Total - 5,342,264

Fatbeard

TBA

Dead Celebrities

TBA

Butters' Bottom Bitch

TBA

W.T.F.

TBA

Whale Whores

TBA

The F Word

TBA

Dances with Smurfs

TBA

Pee

TBA

Season 14

Sexual Healing

TBA

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

TBA

Medicinal Fried Chicken

TBA

You Have 0 Friends

TBA

200

TBA

201

TBA

Crippled Summer

TBA

Poor and Stupid

TBA

It's a Jersey Thing

TBA

Insheeption

TBA

Coon 2: Hindsight

TBA

Mysterion Rises

TBA

Coon vs. Coon and Friends

TBA

Crème Fraîche

TBA

Season 15

HumancentiPad

TBA

Funnybot

TBA

Royal Pudding

TBA

T.M.I.

TBA

Crack Baby Athletic Association

TBA

City Sushi

TBA

You're Getting Old

TBA

Ass Burgers

TBA

The Last of the Meheecans

TBA

Bass to Mouth

TBA

Broadway Bro Down

TBA

1%

TBA

A History Channel Thanksgiving

TBA

The Poor Kid

TBA

Season 16

Reverse Cowgirl

TBA

Cash for Gold

TBA

Faith Hilling

TBA

Jewpacabra

TBA

Butterballs

TBA

I Should Never Have Gone Ziplining

TBA

Cartman Finds Love

TBA

Sarcastaball

TBA

Raising the Bar

TBA

Insecurity

TBA

Going Native

TBA

A Nigtmare on Face Time

TBA

A Scause for Applause

TBA

Obama Wins!

TBA

Season 17

Let Go, Let Gov

TBA

Informative Murder Porn

TBA

World War Zimmerman

TBA

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

TBA

Taming Strange

TBA

Ginger Cow

TBA

Black Friday

TBA

A Song of Ass and Fire

TBA

Titties and Dragons

TBA

The Hobbit

TBA

Season 18

Go Fund Yourself

TBA

Gluten Free Ebola

TBA

The Cissy

TBA

Handicar

TBA

The Magic Bush

TBA

Freemium Isn't Free

TBA

Grounded Vindaloop

TBA

Cock Magic

TBA

#REHASH

TBA

#HappyHolograms

TBA

Season 19

Stunning and Brave

TBA

Where My Country gone?

TBA

The City Part of Town

TBA

You're Not Yelping

TBA

Safe Space

TBA

Tweek x Craig

TBA

Naughty Ninjas

TBA

Truth and Advertising

TBA

PC Principal Final Justice

TBA

Season 20

Member Berries

TBA

Skank Hunt

TBA

The Damned

TBA

Wieners Out

TBA

Douche and a Danish

TBA

Fort Collins

TBA

Oh, Jeez

TBA

Members Only

TBA

Not Funny

TBA

The End of Serialization as We Know It

TBA

Season 21

White People Renovating Houses

TBA

Put It Down

TBA

Holiday Special

TBA

Franchise Prequel

TBA

Hummels & Heroin

TBA

Sons a Witches

TBA

Doubling Down

TBA

Moss Piglets

TBA

Super Hard PCness

TBA

Splatty Tomato

TBA

Season 22

Dead Kids

TBA

A Boy and a Priest

TBA

The Problem with a Poo

TBA

Tegridy Farms

TBA

The Scoots

TBA

Time to Get Cereal

TBA

Nobody Got Cereal?

TBA

Buddha Box

TBA

Unfulfilled

TBA

Bike Parade

TBA

Season 23

Mexican Joker

TBA

Band in China

TBA

Shots!!!

TBA

Let Them Eat Goo

TBA

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

TBA

Season Finale

TBA

Board Girls

TBA

Turd Burglars

TBA

Basic Cable

TBA

Christmas Snow

TBA

Season 24

The Pandemic Special

TBA

South ParQ Vaccination Special

TBA

Season 25

TBA

Season 26

Cupid Ye

None

The Worldwide Privacy Tour

Unnamed Canadian Queen - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 1

Japanese Toilet

Dr. Shelter - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the butt.
- Total - 1

Deep Learning

None

DikinBaus Hot Dogs

Three Lobsters - Killed and cooked by an unknown person off-screen, bodies shown.
- Total - 3

Spring Break

Unnamed Female Police Officer - Shot in the chest by Alonzo Fineski.
- Total - 1

Season 27

Coming Soon

Season 28

Coming Soon

Season 29

Coming Soon

Season 30

Coming Soon

Deaths

Total - 7,629,053,752 (So Far)
- Season 1 - 509,200
- Season 2 - 3,090
- Season 3 - 238
- Season 4 - 7,628,541,218
- Season 5 - 75,000,269 (So Far)
- Season 6 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 7 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 8 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 9 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 10 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 11 - 27 (So Far)
- Season 12 - 72 (So Far)
- Season 13 - 5,342,264 (So Far)
- Season 14 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 15 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 16 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 17 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 18 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 19 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 20 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 21 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 22 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 23 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 24 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 25 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 26 - 6
- Season 27 - Coming Soon
- Season 28 - Coming Soon
- Season 29 - Coming Soon
- Season 30 - Coming Soon

Death Count

Kenny McCormick - 66 (So Far)
Saddam Hussein - 5 (So Far)
Chris - 3 (In Hell)
Kyle Broflovski - 2 (So Far)
Sally Struthers - 1 (So Far)
Barbara Streisand - 1 (So Far)
Rosie O'Donnell - 1 (So Far)
Bebe Stevens - 1 (So Far)
Wendy Testaburger - 1 (So Far)
Jerome "Chef" McElroy - 1 (So Far)
Philip "Pip" Pirrip Jr. - 1 (So Far)
Clyde Donovan - 1 (So Far)

Kill Counts

Eric Theodore Cartman - 7,628,532,256 (So Far)
Randy Marsh - 5,342,262 (So Far)
David Blaine - 117 (So Far)
Jimbo Kern - 92 (So Far)
ATF Commander Danny Ganz - 88 (So Far)
Stephen Abootman - 63 (Deceased)
God - 58 (So Far)
Father Maxi - 27 (So Far)
Ned Gerblanski - 26 (So Far)
Estelle Havisham - 25 (Alive)
Stanley "Stan" Marsh - 18 (So Far)
Phillip "Pip" Pirrip Jr. - 17 (So Far)
Joe Gargery - 16 (Alive)
Herbert Pocket - 16 (Deceased)
Sheila Broflovski - 14 (So Far)
Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick - 13 (So Far)
Satan - 11 (So Far)
Frank Sinatra - 9 (So Far)
Dean Martin - 9 (So Far)
Spookyfish - 8 (Alive)
Diane Choksondik - 7 (So Far)
Elvin Cartman - 6 (So Far)
Kyle Broflovski - 6 (So Far)
Officer Barbrady - 5 (So Far)
Jerome "Chef" McElroy - 5 (So Far)
Terrance Stoot - 4 (So Far)
Barbra Streisand - 4 (So Far)
Herbert Garrison - 4 (So Far)
Phillip Argyle - 3 (So Far)
Mayor McDaniels - 3 (So Far)
Sally Dion - 3 (Alive)
Celine Dion - 3 (Alive)
Marty the Mortician - 3 (Alive)
Geldon (Dragon) - 3 (Deceased)
Mr. Hankey - 2 (So Far)
Carl the Visitor - 2 (So Far)
Jesus Christ - 2 (So Far)
Wendy Testaburger - 2 (So Far)
Veronica Crabtree - 2 (So Far)
Carl Denkins - 2 (So Far)
Moses (Judaism) - 2 (So Far)
Muhammad ibn Abdullah - 2 (So Far)
Saddam Hussein - 2 (So Far)
Joseph Smith - 2 (So Far)
Tay Zonday - 2 (Deceased)
Clone Stan Marsh - 2 (Deceased)
Scott the Dick - 1 (So Far)
Bebe Stevens - 1 (So Far)
Leonard Maltin - 1 (So Far)
Lao Tse - 1 (So Far)
Guatama Buddha - 1 (So Far)
Krishna (Hinduism) - 1 (So Far)
Robert Smith - 1 (So Far)
Ozzy Osbourne - 1 (So Far)
Chief Stevens - 1 (So Far)
Damien (Son of Satan) - 1 (So Far)
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto - 1 (So Far)
Marvin "Grandpa" Marsh - 1 (So Far)
Death - 1 (So Far)
Clyde Donovan - 1 (So Far)
Ike Broflovski - 1 (So Far)
Principle Victoria - 1 (So Far)
Agent Bill Sphinx - 1 (So Far)
John Ramsey - 1 (So Far)
Patricia Ramsey - 1 (So Far)
Carl (S5E05) - 1 (Alive)
Chris Hansen - 1 (Alive)
Alonzo Fineski - 1 (Alive)
Loogie (S4E01) - 1 (Alive)
Sergeant Larsen - 1 (Alive)
Dawkins (S3E14) - 1 (Alive)
Agent Connelly - 1 (Alive)
Jimmy the “don’t hold onto a large magnet while someone else uses a fan nearby” Falcon - 1 (Alive)
Officer Bob - 1 (Alive)
Veronica the Succubus - 1 (In Hell)
Chris (S4E09) - 1 (In Hell)
Ms. Ellen - 1 (Deceased)
Ms. Havisham - 1 (Deceased)

Notes

General

Those that have the "Alive" tag next to their names in the "Kill Counts" sections means all of their appearances are covered.

Season One

In the episode "Death", Kyle mentions that a man named "Jack Leborkian" who kills people who request for it but does not say how many people he's killed, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "Tom's Rhinoplasty", an Iranian soldier tells Principle Victoria that Ms. Ellen is allegedly some kind of war criminal or terrorist that has killed thousands of people, but it's never specified how many people that is or if anything they said was even true since it was a plot set up by Wendy Testaburger.

Season Two

In the episode "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus", Terrance mentions that Scott tries to convict him of murder "every week" (when in reality it's Scott trying to frame him) but does not mention how many times he's done this or for how long.
In the episode "Conjoined Fetus Lady", the South Park Cows go on a national dodgeball tournament, which there are always ten people on each team, with six playing and four on the sidelines to substitute.
In the episode "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka", Jimbo Kern claims that he and Ned personally killed "the entire Viet Cong army" by themselves. This is an obvious lie, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", none of the deaths within the episode will be counted since the entire thing was Stan's dream.
In the episode "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls", the only confirmed victims of the feces flood was Robert Redford and his aide, so only they will be counted.
In the episode "Clubhouses", Roy is left suspended in the air in a trap set up by Stan and he's never seen again afterwards, but it's entirely unknown if he either died or was eventually let go.
In the episode "Cow Days", an FBI agent at one point mentioned he witnessed a "mass cow suicide" eight months prior, but does not mention how many there were.
- During the shenanigans war, it's unknown if anybody died and it's also not mentioned how many if there were any deaths.
- Jimbo Kern mentions that all the cows committed suicide after losing their shrine, but it's entirely unknown as to how many cows there were total, so only the seven shown deaths will be counted.
In the episode "Spookyfish", Terrance and Phillip are shown stabbing each other on tv in one scene, but they were most likely acting and not actually murdering one another.
- During the scene where Stan tries to return his evil fish, the owner mentions several other pets at his store also murdered numerous people, but does not mention how many.
- The store owner also says he built his store on several graves of Native Americans, but does not say how many there were.

Season Three

In the episode "Two Guys Naked in a Hottub", in the scene where the ATF accidentally fire their cannon, four houses are destroyed but it's unknown how many people could have been killed in them or if they were even occupied.

Season Four

In the episode "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", after Kenny's toy car runs out of batteries, several police cars accidentally crash into each other but there's no way of knowing if any officers died in the crash.
- At the end of the episode, Lizzy gets taken away by a bear off-camera to presumably eat her, however she still cameos in later episodes so it's possible she managed to escape or was rescued.
In the episode "Cartman Joins NAMBLA", Kenny has a dream where his demonic baby sibling kills a doctor, a nurse, and then him, but this won't be counted since it wasn't real.
In the episode "Chef Goes Nanners", a massive pile of dead birds killed by Jimbo and Ned is shown, but they obviously can't all be counted.
In the episode "Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?", Adolf Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer, John F. Kennedy, John F. Kennedy Jr., Mao Zedong, Genghis Khan, Michael Landon, Princess Diana Spencer, and Gene Siskel will not be counted as they were already counted in the episode "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Conan O'Brian will also not be counted as he died in the film.
- Later in the episode, Kenny gets run over by a tour bus, but is revealed to be alive in the next episode "Probably".
In the episode "Trapper Keeper", Mr. Garrison mentions that he survived off of rat carcasses while he lived in the mountains, but does not say how many he killed.
- BSM-471/Bill Cosby mentioned that in the year 2018, Eric Cartman's trapper keeper destroys all of humanity. The world population on November 15th, 2018 was 7,628,532,240.
In the episode "Hellen Keller! The Musical", none of the real life deaths shown when Eric closes his eyes will be counted.
In the episode "Fat Camp", the dead man in the Terrance and Phillip sketch is most likely just an actor, so he won't be counted.
- At the Krazy Kenny show, it's mentioned that Kenny "ate live mice", but it's not mentioned how many this was.

Season Five

In the episode "Super Best Friends", David Blain brings the statue of Abraham Lincoln to life to battle the Super Best Friends where it starts kicking around buildings, but the only known deaths are the nearby Blaintologists, so only they will be counted.
In the episode "Cartmanland", Gerald tells the story of Job from the Bible and while God and Satan are confirmed to exist in the South Park universe, it's not confirmed whether or not this story actually happened, so they'll be listed as debatable.

Season Thirteen

In the episode "Pinewood Derby", used Worldometer for the population of Finland in 2009.

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