Santa's Slay is a 2005 Christmas slasher black comedy film written and directed by David Steiman.
After a millennium of spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) reverts to his demonic self and gives the gift of fear.
Victims[]
- Dog - Kicked into a ceiling fan by Santa Claus.
- Beth Mason - Fainted and fell onto a wooden spike, which impaled through her neck after Santa Claus kicked the dog.
- Jason Mason - Kicked into a cabinet of glass objects by Santa Claus.
- Virginia Mason - Drowned in eggnog by Santa Claus.
- Gwen Mason - Bludgeoned by Santa Claus with a broken table leg.
- Taylor Mason - Christmas Star thrown into her back by Santa Claus.
- Darren Mason - Turkey leg slammed down his throat by Santa Claus.
- Mrs. Talbot - Killed in a car crash. caused by Santa Claus.
- Vinny - Candy cane shoved into his eye socket by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Male Gold Diggers Bouncer - Strangled to death by Santa Claus with a wreath.
- Unnamed Male Gold Diggers Worker - Accidentally stabbed in the chest by another bar patron caused by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Male Gold Diggers Bartender - Stabbed himself in the forehead with a pickaxe after Santa Claus reversed it on him.
- Unnamed Male Patron - Electrocuted when Santa Claus kicked a stripper pole he was holding into a light.
- Six Unnamed Female Strippers - Burned to death by Santa Claus in Gold Diggers.
- Five Unnamed Male Patrons - Burned to death by Santa Claus in Gold Diggers.
- Unnamed Female Parton - Burned to death by Santa Claus in Gold Diggers.
- Unnamed Male Gold Diggers Valet - Eaten by the Helldeer.
- Two Unnamed Boys - Heads blown off by explosive presents sent by Santa Claus.
- Mr. Green - Stabbed in the neck by Santa Clauswith a menorah.
- Captain Caulk - Crotch electrocuted by Santa Claus with a taser.
- Unnamed Male Police Officer - Head slammed against a wall by Santa Claus off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Male Police Officer - Shot by Santa Claus with darts off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Male Police Officer - Stabbed in the sternum by Santa Claus, off-screen, body shown.
- Dick Zucker - Killed by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Male Caroler - Thrown by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Male Caroler - Bludgeoned by Santa Claus with a cane.
- Unnamed Female Caroler - Thrown by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Male Caroler - Thrown by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Female Caroler - Thrown by Santa Claus.
- Unnamed Female Caroler - Thrown into a wall by Santa Claus.
- Grandpa - Head stomped on by Santa Claus. Revived as an angel.
- Angel Grandpa - Ascended into Heaven after helping Nick.
- Santa Clause - Blown up by Mr. Mackenzie with a grenade launcher.
- The Helldeer - Blown up by Mr. Mackenzie with a grenade launcher.
- Pastor Timmons - Fell onto a flagpole when Mr. Mackenzie blew up Santa's sleigh.
Deaths[]
- Total - 45
- 41 Humans
- 26 Males
- 15 Females
- 2 Demons
- 1 Male Humanoid
- 1 Male Animal
- 1 Animal
- 1 Dog
- 1 Spirit
- All Male
- 41 Humans
Kill Counts[]
- Santa Claus - 40 (Deceased)
- Mr. Mackenzie - 3 (1 Accidental) (Alive)
- Helldeer - 1 (Deceased)