List of Deaths Wiki
List of Deaths Wiki
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Postal 2 is an action/comedy FPS video game created by Running With Scissors in 2003, preceded by the original Postal in 1997. Apocalypse Weekend was the first expansion made for the game, released in 2005, followed by Paradise Lost in 2015. It is preceded by the original Postal.

Only enemies that spawn in the same places every time and scripted events will be counted since all deaths are otherwise completely random. Only the canon ending for Paradise Lost will be counted, that being escaping the town, since the release of Postal 4: No Regerts in 2022 confirms he left Paradise and Postal 3 being considered a separate timeline.

Victims[]

Before the Game[]

  • 2,471 Unknown People - Died of various unknown causes off-screen, 6,782 people mentioned on town sign minus 4,312 current residents.
    • Total - 2,471

Main Game[]

Monday[]

Pick Up Paycheck[]
  • 22 Unnamed Parents For Decency Protestors - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
    • Total - 22
Cash Paycheck[]
  • 12 Unnamed Police Officers - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
  • Ten Unnamed Civilians - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
  • Three Unnamed Bank Robbers - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
    • Total - 25
Get Milk[]
  • Eight Unnamed Female Terrorists - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
  • Three Unnamed Civilians - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
    • Total - 11
Events[]
  • Unnamed Drunk Man - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr, optional.
    • Total - 1

Tuesday[]

Confess Sins[]
  • 21 Unnamed Male Terrorists - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Nine Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed Priests - Blown up by a suicide bomber. (Cut-Scene)
  • Two Unnamed Priests - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male Terrorist - Committed suicide by blowing himself up to kill three Priests. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 36
Get Signatures[]
  • None
Return Book[]
  • 21 Unnamed Book Protestors - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Ten Unnamed Civilians - Killed by Book Protestors off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Seven Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male Terrorist - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Book Protestor - Burned to death in a fire. (Cut-Scene)
  • Unnamed Police Officer - Killed by Book Protestors off-screen, bodies shown.
    • Total - 41
Get Gary's Autograph[]
  • Seven Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Six Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Four of Gary Coleman's Bodyguards - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 17
Events[]
  • Nine Unnamed Marching Band Members - Either blown up by a suicide bomber or optionally killed by The Postal Dude.
  • Unnamed Suicide Bomber - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 10

Wednesday[]

Piss on Dad[]
  • 48 Unknown People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, graves shown.
  • 47 Unnamed Rednecks - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Zombie Dad - Died of unknown causes off-screen in 2002. Revived if The Postal Dude, Jr. urinates on his grave.
  • Zombie Dad - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Teen Sniper - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
  • Billy Bob - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Dry Cleaner Owner - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 100
Vote[]
  • Two Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Civilian - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 3
Get Xmas Tree[]
  • 22 Unnamed Rednecks - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Redneck Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Earl (Redneck) - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Billy Joe Bob (Redneck) - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 34

Thursday[]

Get Napalm[]
  • Four Unnamed Scientists - Accidentally killed during the factory meltdown.
  • Three Unnamed Scientists - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Female Factory Worker - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 11
Get Krotchy[]
  • 15 Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Eight Unnamed Mall Workers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 23
Get Steaks[]
  • 24 Unnamed Butchers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 13 Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Five Unnamed SWAT Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unknown People - Dropped into a meat grinder by the Butchers. (Cut-Scene)
  • Cow - Shoved into a meat grinder by Butchers off-screen, body shown.
    • Total - 45
Pay Ticket[]
  • 35 Unnamed Police Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Five Unnamed Prisoners - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed SWAT Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Female Terrorist - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Priest - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Doctor - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 48
Events[]
  • Two Unnamed Hunters - Optionally killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. for abusing a dog.
  • Dog - Either optionally killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. or by two hunters.
    • Total - 3

Friday[]

Get Alternator[]
  • 17 Rabid Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Mike - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unknown Person - Crushed underneath a falling car optionally shot by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 19
Pick Up Package[]
  • 46 Unnamed Postal Carriers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed SWAT Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Postal Worker - Blown up with a bomb sent by an unknown person to try and kill The Postal Dude, Jr. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 50
Uncle Dave's B-Day[]
  • 34 Unnamed ATF Officers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Dave Cultists - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Police Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Dave Cultist - Killed in an explosion caused by ATF Officers.
    • Total - 44
Go To Clinic[]
  • Three Unnamed Nurses - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 3

Between Days[]

  • At Least 171 Unknown People - Infected by Zombies off-screen, not including Gary Coleman Zombies.
    • Total - 171

Apocalypse Weekend[]

Saturday[]

Hospital[]
  • 31 Rabid Cats - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 19 Gary Coleman Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Gary Coleman Ghosts - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Nurses - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Six Unnamed Doctors - Killed by rabid Cats off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Four Unnamed Nurses - Killed by rabid Cats off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Four Unnamed Doctors - Mauled to death by rabid cats. (Cut-Scene)
  • Four Cats - Set on fire by doctors off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Doctors - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male Hospital Owner - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male Mental Patient - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Doctor - Murdered by a nurse. (Cut-Scene)
  • Unnamed Doctor - Committed suicide by jumping through a window to escape a rabid cat.
    • Total - 88
Greasy Panda[]
  • 20 Zombies - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unnamed Male Greasy Panda Employees - Infected by a zombie off-screen.
  • Unnamed Woman - Infected by a zombie off-screen.
  • Unnamed Man - Infected by a zombie off-screen.
  • Unnamed Female Greasy Panda Employee - Killed by a zombie. (Cut-Scene)
  • Zombie - Shot in the head by an unnamed man. (Cut-Scene)
  • Zombie - Blown up by an unknown soldier in a tank. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 27
Cow Pasture[]
  • 21 Mad-Cows - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. on the orders of an unnamed man.
  • 14 Unnamed L.A.M.E. Members - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 35
Bullfish Interactive[]
  • 43 Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 16 Unnamed Security Guards - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Gary Coleman Ghosts - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Gary Coleman Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Rabid Cats - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male RWS Employee - Committed suicide by blowing himself up to destroy a gate on the orders of Vince Desi. (Cut-Scene)
  • Phraud Hogslop - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. on the orders of Vince Desi. Shared kill.
    • Total - 68

Sunday[]

Vince's House[]
  • 50 Zombies - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. on the orders of Vince Desi. Shared kills.
    • Total - 50
Rosco's Elephant Themes Novelties[]
  • 20 Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Ten Elephants - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. on the orders of Rosco.
  • Unnamed L.A.M.E. Member - Killed by an elephant. (Cut-Scene)
  • Michael "Mike-J" Jarret-Schachter - Infected by a zombie off-screen, mentioned. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 32
Terrorist Training Camp[]
  • 199 Unnamed Male Terrorists - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Ten Unnamed Male Terrorists - Blown up by the U.S. Military with bombs dropped from planes.
  • Unnamed Female Terrorist - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male Terrorist - Accidentally blown up with a landmine off-camera and optionally killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 211
Military Base[]
  • 123 Unnamed Male Soldiers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 25 Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Nine Zombie Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Male Terrorists - Killed by soldiers off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Six Gary Coleman Ghosts - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Six Military Guard Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Four Gary Coleman Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed Soldiers - Killed by terrorists off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Soldiers - Killed by zombie dogs off-screen.
  • Rabid Cat - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed RWS Employee - Killed by either soldiers or terrorists off-screen, body shown.
  • Unnamed Male Terrorist - Set on fire by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a match.
  • Unknown Person - Infected by a zombie off-screen. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 189
Bullfish Interactive[]
  • 45 Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 11 Unnamed Soldiers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Six Unnamed Security Guards - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Zombie Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unnamed Soldiers - Killed by a Zombie. (Cut-Scene)
  • Two Unnamed Men - Accidentally decapitated by fans off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Men - Ripped in half by zombies.
  • Unknown Civilian - Killed by Zombies off-screen, body shown.
  • Unnamed Soldier - Killed by Zombies off-screen, body shown.
  • Zombie - Killed by a soldier. (Cut-Scene)
  • Unnamed Man - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head off-screen, body shown.
    • Total - 74
The Pound[]
  • 29 Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 14 Cats - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 13 Unnamed Rednecks - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Nine Dogs - Mauled to death by Champ. (Cut-Scene)
  • Three Unknown People - Killed by Rednecks off-screen, bodies shown. (Cut-Scene)
  • Prince (Dog) - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Woman - Mauled to death by Prince on an unnamed man's orders.
    • Total - 70
Bridge[]
  • 25 Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 18 Unnamed Soldiers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Six Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Four Unnamed Soldiers - Killed by Mike-J off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Three Zombie Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Zombies - Blown up by Soldiers in fighter jets.
  • Two Soldiers - Killed by Zombies off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Civilians - Killed by Zombies off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Civilians - Murdered by Soldiers.
  • Zombified Michael "Mike-J" Jaret-Schachter - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. Revived.
    • Total - 66

Between Weeks[]

  • 1,943 Unknown People - Blown up by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a nuclear bomb, mentioned by Paradise's sign population. (Cut-Scene)
  • At Least 106 Unknown People - Infected by zombies off-screen.
    • Total - 2,049

Paradise Lost[]

Monday[]

Ask About Champ[]
  • Unknown Person - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
    • Total - 1
Check Animal Control[]
  • 46 Unnamed H.A.A.T. Members - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 11 Unnamed C.C.C.P. Employees - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unnamed C.C.C.P. Employees - Murdered by H.A.A.T. Members off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Elephant - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Male C.C.C.P. Desk Employee - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Female H.A.A.T. Member - Buried alive in dung by an Elephant. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 63
Eat[]
  • 18 Unnamed Cock Asian Employees - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Ten Wild Dogs - Killed by Cock Asian employees off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Nine Wild Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unnamed Cock Asian Employees - Mauled to death by wild dogs.
  • Unnamed Woman - Mauled to death by wild dogs. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 47
Speak To Wiseman[]
  • None
Events[]
  • Nine Zombies - Killed by RWS Employees on the orders of Vince Desi. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 9

Tuesday[]

Get Toilet Paper[]
  • 15 Unnamed Wipeland Employees - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 13 Unnamed Lawmen - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Four Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Bandit - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Wipeland Cashier - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 34
Deliver Motherboards[]
  • 28 Unnamed Security Guards - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Yeeland - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 29
Wreck the Competition[]
  • 19 Unnamed P.U. Game Devs - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. on the orders of Vince Desi.
  • Unnamed Lawman - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • P.U. Games CEO - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 21

Vince's Church[]

  • 76 Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Zombie - Skull destroyed by Vince Desi. (Cut-Scene)
  • Vince Desi - Infected by Zombies. Revives. (Cut-Scene) (Fictional Portrayal)
    • Total - 78

Wednesday[]

Charity Money[]
  • 25 Unnamed Gingers - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Zack Ward - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Fictional Portrayal)
    • Total - 26
Get Breast Pump[]
  • Eight Zombie Cows - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 8
Get A/C Parts[]
  • 22 Unnamed Asylum Nurses - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • 14 Unnamed Asylum Patients - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • John Murray - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed A/C Merchant - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 38
Mike J's Wedding[]
  • The Bitch - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. Revived by Mike-J.
    • Total - 1

Thursday[]

Get Cure Chemicals[]
  • 62 Unnamed Rednecks - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Female Chemical Plant Worker - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Jimmy Joe Bob - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Lester - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 65
Get Mechanical Stilts[]
  • 50 Vend-A-Cure Robots - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Seven Unnamed Scientists - Killed by Vend-A-Cure Robots. (Cut-Scene)
  • Unnamed Scientist - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 58
Sabotage Karaoke[]
  • 14 Unnamed Civilians - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Milo Yiannopoulos - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 15
Recover Cure[]
  • 56 Unnamed Bandits - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • "Two-Ears" - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 57
ColeMine[]
  • 65 Unnamed ColeMen - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Big McWillis - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed ColeMan - Eaten alive by a giant worm.
  • Unnamed ColeMan - Accidentally drove an industrial drill off of a cliff.
    • Total - 68

Friday[]

Get C4[]
  • 46 Unnamed Survivalists - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Two Unnamed Survivalists - Blown up by The Postal 3 Dude. (Cut-Scene)
    • Total - 48
Get Blasting Cap[]
  • 43 Unnamed Gimps - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Zombie Dogs - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Habib - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 47
Prune Herb[]
  • 55 Unnamed DEET Agents - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. with the help of Uncle Dave.
    • Total - 55
Hell Hole[]
  • 23 Unknown People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, remains shown.
  • 21 Zombies - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Eight Hell Hounds - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Three Unknown People - Burned to death off-screen, bodies shown.
  • Two Unnamed Gimps - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • The Bitch - Blown up with a bomb thrown into her mouth by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Cow - Optionally Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Survivalist - Killed by Champ off-screen, body shown.
  • Unnamed Soldier - Killed by The Bitch off-screen, body shown.
    • Total - 61
Events[]
  • 605 Unknown People - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr, 2,369 people minus 1,764 people already counted and not including animals, robots, or anyone that appears in Postal 4.
  • Vince Desi - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Krotchy - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Uncle Dave - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Osama Bin Laden - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr.
  • Unnamed Elderly Farmer - Blown up with a nuclear bomb detonated by The Postal Dude, Jr.
    • Total - 610

Achievements[]

  • 1,001 Unknown People - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!)
  • 90 Unknown People - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Sheriff Arpaio would be proud)
  • 30 Unknown People - Set on fire by The Postal Dude, Jr. (OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE… sale)
  • 30 Unknown People - Skulls crushed by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a sledgehammer. (Can't Touch This)
  • 30 Unknown People - Sliced in half by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a scythe. (Darth Maul'd)
  • 30 Zombies - Heads destroyed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Rick Grimes 4 Life)
  • 30 Unknown People - Mauled to death by Champ on the orders of The Postal Dude, Jr. (Cesar Milan is Very Happy)
  • 30 Unknown People - Shot to death by The Postal Dude, Jr. with dual weapons. (Gettin DP'ed)
  • 30 Unknown People - Beaten to death by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a shovel. (CAN YOU DIG IT?!)
  • Ten Dogs - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Pussy on a Pedestal)
  • Ten Unknown People - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace)
  • Six Unknown People - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (John Rambo'd!)
  • Five Unknown People - Set on fire by The Postal Dude, Jr. with napalm. (GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!)
  • Unknown Person - Decapitated by The Postal Dude, Jr. (It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog)
  • Unknown Person - Decapitated by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Finkle IS Einhorn)
  • Unknown Person - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway)
  • Vince Desi - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Fur Sure)
  • Michael "Mike-J" Jaret-Schachter - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Fur Sure)
  • Unknown Person - Killed by The Postal Dude, Jr. with a flying jump kick. (Chuck Norris'd!)
  • Unknown Person - Hit with a sledgehammer thrown by The Postal Dude, Jr. (Anger Management With Roger Clemens)
    • Total - 1,339

Deaths[]

  • Total - 8,941
    • Before the Game - 2,472
    • Main Game - 546
      • Monday - 59
      • Tuesday - 104
      • Wednesday - 137
      • Thursday - 130
      • Friday - 116
    • Between Days - 171
    • Apocalypse Weekend - 910
      • Saturday - 218
      • Sunday - 692
    • Between Weeks - 2,049
    • Paradise Lost - 1,454
      • Monday - 120
      • Tuesday - 162
      • Wednesday - 73
      • Thursday - 263
      • Friday - 836
    • Achievements - 1,339

Kill Counts[]

  1. The Postal Dude, Jr. - 5,959 (Alive)
  2. Vince Desi - 81 (Deceased)
  3. Uncle Dave - 55 (Deceased)
  4. Champ/El Perro Loco - 40 (Alive)
  5. Rosco - 10 (Deceased)
  6. Michael "Mike-J" Jaret-Schachter/God of Hellfire - 4 (Alive)
  7. The Postal 3 Dude - 2 (Alive)
  8. Prince (Dog) - 1 (Deceased)
  9. The Bitch - 1 (Deceased)

Navigation[]

           

Video Games
Canon
Postal | Postal 2 | Postal 4: No Regerts
Non-Canon
Postal III

Films
Postal

Characters
Protagonists
The Dude, Sr. | Live-Action
Villains
Film
Asif | George W. Bush | Nabi

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