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All Pop Tarts Crazy Good Classic Animated Commercials (2004-2008-2012-2018)

“
(Choir) Crazy good!
”
—A Crazy Good Kid saying the line heard at the end of almost every Pop Tart commercial.


Crazy Good is the Pop Tarts campaign used from 2004 - 2018 that featured sentient Pop Tarts being chased and eaten by people, mainly by the titular Crazy Good kids.

Victims[]

Original Era[]

  • French Toast Pop Tart - Caught and eaten offscreen by a French Crazy Good kid.
  • Cherry/Strawberry Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid's sentient stomach.
  • Snowman - Melted into a puddle of water.
  • Cookies and Cream Pop Tart - Eaten by a Chocolatey Caramel Pop Tart offscreen, remains shown.
  • Cherry Pop Tart/Miss Cherry - Toasted and eaten offscreen, portrait seen.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Crashed into a toaster and likely eaten offscreen.
  • Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by Strawberry and Blueberry Pop Tarts.
  • Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by two Crazy Good kids and a goat.
  • S'mores Pop Tart/Joe - Eaten by an alien.
  • S'mores Pop Tart - Eaten by an alien and snapped in half.
  • Cinnamon Roll/Strawberry Pop Tart - Toasted after the lizard tricked him into hiding in a toaster and eaten offscreen.
  • Apple Strudel Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by 4 Crazy Good kids.
  • Strawberry Milkshake Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid after getting stuck to a pole.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Snapped in half after trying to do the limbo.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Frozen and eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • Mint Chocolate Chip Pop Tart - Frozen and eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • S'mores Pop Tart - Frozen and eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • Popsicle - Likely eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Snapped in half and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Strawberry Shake/Hot Chocolate Pop Tart - Heated and eaten offscreen by the Crazy Good kids.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Hands glued to concrete and eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Printed Fun Pop Tart - Eaten by another Printed Fun Pop Tart, screams heard and body shown.
  • Printed Fun Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by another Printed Fun Pop Tart.
  • Printed Fun Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by another Printed Fun Pop Tart.
  • Strawberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • Blueberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids.
  • Strawberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by two flying hippos, crumbs shown.
  • Blueberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by two flying hippos, crumbs shown.
  • Chocolate Pop Tart - Died prior to the events of "It's Alive!", resurrected.
  • Vanilla Pop Tart - Died prior to the events of "It's Alive!", resurrected.
  • Chocolate SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids, a scientist, and his assistant.
  • Vanilla SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Crazy Good kids, a scientist, and his assistant.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by several Crazy Good kids.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Toasted in a fake Photo Booth and eaten offscreen by 2 Crazy Good kids.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Toasted in a fake Photo Booth and eaten offscreen by 2 Crazy Good kids.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Toasted by a dragon's fire breath and eaten offscreen by the dragon and a knight.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Toasted in a rocket pack and eaten by two Crazy Good kids offscreen.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Fell into a toaster and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Fell into a toaster and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by two Crazy Good kids.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Launched off a tree and eaten offscreen by two Crazy Good kids. (In the 2nd version, he is eaten by 2 Crazy Good kids while posing as an aquarium tank.)
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Eaten by a flamingo offscreen. (In the 2nd version, he is eaten by a Crazy Good kid after being decorated like a sundae.)
  • S'mores Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid while posing as Ms. Tibbles offscreen.
  • Chocolate SPLITZ Pop Tart - Sliced in half by a door and eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Vanilla SPLITZ Pop Tart - Sliced in half by a door and eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Apple Strudel Pop Tart - Eaten by 2 Crazy Good kids after being lured out of a grandfather clock.
  • Strawberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Blueberry SPLITZ Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Eaten by 2 Crazy Good kids offscreen.
  • Chocolate Fudge Pop Tart - Eaten by 2 Crazy Good kids offscreen.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Suffocated in foil and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid dressed as a puppy offscreen.
  • Cherry Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
    • Total - 55

Revival Era[]

  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten by a Crazy Good kid and a squirrel offscreen.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Toasted and toasted by a Crazy Good kid and a squirrel offscreen.
  • Peanut Butter Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid after consuming peanut butter.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Tied up with a poodle's leash, toasted, and eaten offscreen by said poodle.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Torin Yater-Wallace, crumbs shown.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Torin Yater-Wallace, crumbs shown.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by Torin Yater-Wallace, crumbs shown.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid, body shown.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid, body shown.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid, body shown.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Peanut Butter Pop Tart - Fell into an underground toaster and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Birthday Cake Pop Tart - Eaten by several Crazy Good kids offscreen.
  • Wild Cherry Pop Tart - Toasted in a giant toaster and eaten by a lizard offscreen.
  • Blueberry Pop Tart - Toasted in an underwater toaster and eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • PB&J Infant Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten alive by a Crazy Good nurse, sounds heard.
  • PB&J Infant Pop Tart - Eaten alive by a Crazy Good kid, sounds heard and crumbs shown.
  • PB&J Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid offscreen.
  • Blue Raspberry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid, filling shown.
  • Blue Raspberry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and a kangaroo.
  • Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and a kangaroo.
  • Chocolate Strawberry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and a kangaroo.
  • Blue Raspberry Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard offscreen, crumbs and filling shown.
  • Cinnamon Roll Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard offscreen, crumbs and filling shown.
  • Chocolate Strawberry Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard offscreen, crumbs and filling shown.
  • Pumpkin Pie Pop Tart - Impaled with two straws and eaten offscreen by a lizard and a kangaroo.
  • Pumpkin Pie Pop Tart - Electrocuted and eaten by a poodle and lizard offscreen.
  • Printed Fun Sugar Cookie Pop Tart - Eaten by a Crazy Good kid, poodle, and kangaroo.
  • Confetti Cupcake Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard,.
  • Watermelon Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard.
  • Red Velvet Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard.
  • Chocolatey Caramel Pop Tart - Eaten by a lizard offscreen.
  • Confetti Cupcake Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and poodle.
  • Watermelon Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and poodle.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and poodle.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Toasted and eaten offscreen by a lizard and poodle.
  • A&W Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Orange Crush Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Vanilla Latte Pop Tart - Heated and eaten offscreen by a poodle.
  • Chocolate Mocha Pop Tart - Heated and eaten offscreen by a poodle.
  • Vanilla Latte Pop Tart - Heated and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Chocolate Mocha Pop Tart - Heated and eaten offscreen by a Crazy Good kid.
  • Jolly Ranchers Watermelon Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a lizard, remains shown.
  • Jolly Ranchers Cherry Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a lizard.
  • Jolly Ranchers Green Apple Pop Tart - Eaten offscreen by a lizard.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Frosted and eaten by a real life human, crumbs shown,.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Drowned in a bucket of frosting.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Drowned in a bucket of frosting.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Frosted several times and likely eaten offscreen.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Frosted several times and likely eaten offscreen.
    • Total - 52

Modern Era[]

  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Became non-sentient and eaten by Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae - Became non-sentient and eaten by Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Fell through a vending machine and eaten by a human.
  • Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tart - Became non-sentient and eaten offscreen by a human.
  • Strawberry Pop Tart - Became non-sentient and eaten offscreen by a human.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Cinnamon Pop Tart - Became non-sentient and eaten offscreen by a human.
  • Wildberry Pop Tart - Slammed into a giant ball of ice cream.
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart - Slammed into a giant ball of ice cream.
    • Total - 8

Deaths[]

  • Total - 116
    • 100 Sentient Pop Tarts
    • 10 SPLITZ Pop Tart Halves
    • 4 Printed Fun Pop Tarts
    • 1 Sentient Popsicle
    • 1 Sentient Snowman

Death Gallery[]

Notes[]

  • During the Great Fruit Escape mini-campaign, several Pop Tarts appear to meet their fates, but are shown to be rescued in the secret endings.
  • The SPLITZ Pop Tarts go by pronouns we/they, and are treated as 2 beings, thus they are counted as 2 kills.
  • Some commercials have alternate versions or remasters, so they will be treated as the same.
  • In a Birthday Bash commercial, a female Peanut Butter Pop Tart is threatened with being consumed, but does not get chased as she runs away.
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