No More Heroes

No More Heroes is a 2007 video game developed by Grasshopper Manufacture and published by Marvelous Entertainment.

When Travis Touchdown buys a beam katana from an Internet auction, he uses it to take down a contract killer named Helter Skelter. Suddenly, Touchdown finds himself ranked #11 by the UAA.

Victims

• Helter Skelter - Decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Two Male Guards - Decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Male Guard - Cut in half by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 80 Male Guards - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Death Metal - Hands cut off before being decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Ten Male Bodyguards - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Pizza Butt's First CEO - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 70 Male Baseball Fans - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Dr. Peace - Stomach disembowled by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 54 Male University Students - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Three Female University Students - Killed by Shinobu with her katana off-screen, heard.
• Shinobu Jacobs' Father - Killed off-screen, mentioned.
• Nine Male Bodyguards - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Pizza Butt's Second CEO - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 43 Unnamed Men - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 31 Unnamed People - Killed by Destroyman off-screen, corpses seen.
• Destroyman - Bisected vertically in half by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana. Revived.
• 45 Male Soldiers - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Holy Summers - Commited suicide by blowing her head up with a grenade.
• 11 Male Bodyguards - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Pizza Butt's Third CEO - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Unnamed Woman - Killed off-screen by an unknown person, corpse seen.
• Nine Mysterious Men - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Letz Shake - Cut in half vertically by Henry Cooldown with a Beam Katana.
• Doctor - Cut in half by Henry Cooldown with a Beam Katana before exploding. Revived.
• 16 Male Soldiers - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii - Blinded by Travis Touchdown before being sawed vertically in half by his assistants.
• 33 Male Yakuza - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Thunder Ryu - Vaporised by Speed Buster's laser cannon.
• Speed Buster - Decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• 74 Male Baseball Fans - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Five Male Gimps - Bashed in the head by Bad Girl with a baseball bat before falling into a grinder.
• Bad Girl - Stabbed through the stomach by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana before bleeding out.
• 13 Mysterious Men - Knocked off their bikes by Travis Touchdown before fatally crashing.
• Nine Mysterious Men - Cut in half or decapitated by Travis Touchdown with a Beam Katana.
• Travis Touchdown's Father - Disembowled and face skinned by Jeane off-screen, corpse shown.
• Travis Touchdown's Mother - Disembowled and arm removed by Jeane off-screen, corpse shown.
• Dark Star - Punched through the back of the crotch by Jeane.
• Jeane - Cut into four pieces by Travis Touchdown with his Beam Katana.
• Unnamed Male Assassin - Bisected horizontally by Henry Cooldown with a Beam Katana.

Deaths

• Total - 538
  • All Humans
    • 498 Male
    • 31 Victims of Unknown Gender
    • 9 Female

Kill Counts

1. Travis Touchdown - 489 (Alive)
2. Destroyman - 31 (Deceased)
3. Bad Girl - 5 (Deceased)
4. Shinobu - 3 (Alive)
5. Henry Cooldown - 3 (Alive)
6. Jeane - 3 (Deceased)
7. Speed Buster - 1 (Deceased)

Notes

• This list counts every enemy killed in the main levels (as they're required to beat), as well as the Assassination Gigs involving Pizza Butt (since it is mentioned in No More Heroes 2 that Travis completed them).
• The death descriptions use the uncensored American version.