Lisa: The Painful

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"I'm unsinkable, like the Titanic!"

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—Booker Clinton shortly before being killed by Brad Armstrong

Lisa: The Painful is a 2014 post-apocalyptic role-playing video game developed and published by American indie studio Dingaling Productions. The game was written, designed, and composed by Austin Jorgensen, and was released for Windows, OS X, and Linux on December 15, 2014. Lisa: The Painful is the second installment in the Lisa trilogy, preceded by Lisa: The First (2012), and followed by Lisa: The Joyful (2015), a standalone DLC that concludes the series.

In Lisa: The Painful, the player controls Brad Armstrong, a balding, middle-aged man with a troubled past who journeys through the wasteland of Olathe in search of Buddy, his adoptive daughter. Along the way, he is forced to make choices that permanently affect both his own well-being and that of his party members. The game received generally favorable reviews, with praise for its darkly comedic writing and soundtrack. Expanded versions of Lisa: The Painful and Lisa: The Joyful, bundled under the title of Lisa: Definitive Edition, were released on July 18, 2023.

Victims[]

Before Lisa: The First[]

Mrs. Armstrong - Died of an unknown cause, mentioned.
- Total - 1

Lisa: The First[]

Marty Armstrong Clone (Illusion) - Bled out after his finger was torn off off-screen, finger shown. (Debatable)
Tricky Rick (Illusion) - Bled out after Lisa Armstrong gouged out his eyes and carved a Glasgow smile into him with a razor. Revived.
Tricky Rick (Illusion) - Poisoned after Lisa Armstrong shoved pills down his throat. Revived.
Tricky Rick (Illusion) - Suffocated by Lisa Armstrong with a plastic bag. Revived.
- Total - 4

Between Lisa: The First and Lisa: The Painful[]

Cat - Bled out after Buzzo cut off its paw under the orders of Lisa Armstrong, mentioned. Shared kill. Shown in a flashback in Lisa: The Joyful.
Brad Armstrong’s Dog - Died of an unknown cause, mentioned.
Lisa Armstrong - Committed suicide by hanging herself due to the abuse from Marty Armstrong off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Orphan’s Father - Died of an unknown cause, mentioned.
Unnamed Orphan’s Mother - Died of an unknown cause, mentioned.
Becky - Accidentally crushed against a fridge after Horrace failed to get her out with a bulldozer off-screen, implied.
Two Unnamed People - Killed by Queen Roger, mentioned.
Nern Guan’s Wife - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Karen Forknight-Plateburger - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Conny Spooner - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Pot Heating NPC’s Wife - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Two of Pot Heating NPC’s Daughters - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Shelly Weeks - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
3,658,499,992 Unnamed Women - Erased as a result of the White Flash, which was created by Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Mrs. Yado - Bludgeoned by Dr. Yado, body shown in Lisa: The Joyful.
24 Unnamed Men - Killed by Charmy under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, mentioned.
Two Unnamed Men - Committed suicide by hanging themselves due to the effects of the White Flash off-screen, bodies shown.
Five Unnamed Fishmen - Died of unknown causes, skeletons shown.
Six Unnamed Male Joy Mutants - Skinned by a taxidermist off-screen, bodies shown.
Harvey - Died of an unknown cause, pelt shown.
Three Male Dogs - Skinned by Man’s Worst Friend and stitched together off-screen, bodies shown.
Thee Unnamed Men - Killed by Geese Thompson, implied.
Jimmy Hall - Succumbed to an illness, mentioned.
Joey Hall - Committed suicide over the death of Jimmy, mentioned.
Bolo Bugaughtiichi's Father - Died of an unknown cause, implied.
- Total - 3,658,500,056

Lisa: The Painful[]

12 Unnamed Men - Killed by Satan and made into meat, bloodstains and meat shown.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the throat by Buddy Armstrong with a knife under the orders of Brad Armstrong off-screen, implied. Shown in a flashback in Lisa: The Joyful.
74 Unnamed Men - Died of unkown causes, bodies shown at the top of Snow Mountain.
Cheese Legs - Beaten to death by Brad Armstrong under the orders of Terry Hintz. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Rando Army Soldier - Beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Rando Army Soldier - Head crushed against the wall by Buddy Armstrong off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Rando Army Soldier - Impaled with a sword by Buddy Armstrong off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Head shoved into his torso after he fell headfirst off a cliff, body shown.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Blown up from the inside due to his mutation. (Determinant)
Cheeks Gaywood - Succumbed to his injuries after being bludgeoned on the back of the head by the Rando Army.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Walter Stingray - Beaten to death by Brad Armstrong and Terry Hintz. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Succumbed to his injuries after being dismembered by the Rando Army.
Unnamed Man - Head cracked open by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Jeffrey Coomings - Beaten to death by Brad Armstrong and Terry Hintz after the Rando Army severely wounded him. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Sugar Mountain - Beaten to death by Brad Armstrong and Terry Hintz. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Succumbed to his injuries after being stabbed in the chest by an Unnamed Man. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned in a car crash after being ambushed by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Shot in the head by the Rando Army with a bow and arrow off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Decapitated by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Impaled on a tree branch by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Beaten to death by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Shot repeatedly by the Rando Army, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Head smashed against a rock off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Bobby Diddle - Beaten to death by Brad Armstrong and Terry Hintz. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Lukas - Succumbed to his injuries after being impaled with an arrow shot by the Rando Army.
Punkert (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Jerry Humphrey - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Dolf Bones - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Bark Bronzee - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Big Pancake Norton - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Shadowy Figure - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Porky Roy - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Mystic Pete - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Hoops Jardeen - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Lance Gravys - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Oak Tree Steve - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Bee Swanson - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Dayspa Henning - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Snake/Raging Snake - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Man Laying in Grass - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Normal Mode only)
Tree Man - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Pain Mode only)
Charmy (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Squirrelly Man - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Squirrel - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Booker Clinton - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Barrel Shooter - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Barrel Clubber - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Toby Cream - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Louie Headliner - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Crack Ripper - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Harley Denim - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Bernie Mantee - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Head smashed in with a club by Mad Dog off-screen, body shown.
Ambusher - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Steel Blackman - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Hair - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Three Unnamed Male Men’s Hair Club Presidents - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Widdly 2 Diddly - Committed suicide by hanging himself off-screen, body shown.
Tommy - Accidentally incinerated when Brad Armstrong threw gasoline on him while thinking it was water to put out his match under Morrace Dinkel’s orders.
Four Unnamed Male Children - Accidentally incinerated when Brad Armstrong threw gasoline on them while thinking it was water to put out Tommy’s match under Morrace Dinkel’s orders.
Unnamed Man - Ran over by two unnamed male members of Rando’s army, body shown.
Crush Mahone - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Cosmo Cassamassa - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Head partially smashed by another unnamed man with a club, body shown.
Sweet Tea Rakeem - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Vic Cherry - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Pain mode only)
Male Spider - Crushed after Brad Armstrong ran it over with his bike under the orders of Percy Monsoon.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Two Unnamed Men - Bled out after being attacked by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Decapitated by the Rando Army off-screen, body shown.
Joshie Brighteyes - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Beastborn - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
"El" Rage Ironhead - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Fardy Weslie Hernandez - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Mad Dog - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Percy Pete Monsoon - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Rooster Dean Coleman - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Terry Rupert Hintz - Killed off-screen by Buzzo, mentioned. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Ran over by Brad Armstrong with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Ran over by Brad Armstrong with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Ran over by Brad Armstrong with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Ran over by Brad Armstrong with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Two Unnamed Men - Ran over by Brad Armstrong with his motorcycle.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with his motorcycle.
Six Unnamed Men - Shot by the Rando Army with bows and arrows, bodies shown.
Vernon Red - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Don Skin - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Laser Aldino - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Warren Red - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Three Unnamed Men - Accidentally shot themselves during the roulette they were forced into by the Roulette Man.
Beastborn - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
"El" Rage Ironhead - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Fardy Weslie Hernandez - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Mad Dog - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Percy Pete Monsoon - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Rooster Dean Coleman - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Terry Rupert Hintz - Accidentally shot himself during the roulette he was forced into by the Roulette Man. (Determinant)
Mike Pun Master - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Committed suicide by drowning himself after failing to tell a pun correctly. (Determinant)
Footballer Blue - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Footballer White - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Footballer Orange - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Footballer Green - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Henry Wyatt (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong hit him with a bulldozer.
Unnamed Man - Beaten to death after Brad Armstrong caught him in the plow of his bulldozer and kept driving forward, causing him to roll quickly and get bludgeoned in several areas.
Two Unnamed Men - Fell to their deaths after Brad Armstrong hit them with a bulldozer.
Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after Brad Armstrong pushed him off a cliff with a bulldozer.
Horrace Finkel - Blown up after Brad Armstrong and his party smashed his bulldozer.
Laser Agar - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Three Cats - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Peter Smoove - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Two Pretty Masks - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Willard Dillard - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Joe Kansas - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Wyatt Business King - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Kim Sex Machine - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Gavin Davidson - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Iori Stevens - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Strange Man Hiding - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the back of the neck by Tiger Man off-screen, body shown.
Lincoln Townsend/Tiger Man/Dojo Buster - Blown up by two unnamed male terrorists with TNT off-screen, implied. (Determinant)
Yazan Barghouti - Blown up by two unnamed male terrorists with TNT off-screen, implied. (Determinant)
Two Unnamed Men - Blown up by two unnamed male terrorists with TNT off-screen, implied. (Determinant)
Morty (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Poisonous Snake - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Lunatic Box - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Lunatic Fridge - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Lunatic Trash - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Georgy (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Tom “Brightside” Miller - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Two Creeps (Joy Mutants) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Doctor (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Employee Mark - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Employee Chris - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Deer - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Lil’ Nuggie - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Wally - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party after they partially decapitated him twice. Shared kill.
Ajeet Mandeep - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Barry "Geese" Thompson - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Beastborn - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Birdie Nash Hall - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Bovine Rotunda "Bo" Wyatt - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Buckets - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Clint Bart Olympic - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Carp - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Dick Richard Dickson/Salvation Pink - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
"El" Rage Ironhead - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Fardy Weslie Hernandez - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Frank "Fly" Minetti - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Garth - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Harvey Alibastor - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Jack - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Lincoln Townsend/Tiger Man/Dojo Buster - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Mad Dog - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Ollie Olive Nickels - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Percy Pete Monsoon - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Rooster Dean Coleman - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Terry Rupert Hintz - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Yazan Barghouti - Killed by Buzzo off-screen, mentioned. (Determinant)
Tony “Sticky” Angoneli (Illusion) - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Unnamed Joy Boy - Killed by Brad Armstrong during a Joy trip off-screen, body shown.
Two Unnamed Joy Boys - Bled out after being injured by Brad Armstrong during a Joy trip off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Joy Boy - Stabbed in the heart by the Brad Armstrong during a Joy trip off-screen, body shown.
“Terrible” Terry Rupert Hintz, Lord of Hurts/Former Friend - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Tom Cream - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Sergei Rage - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Larry Sports - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Tex Diablo - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Richard “Rick” Weeks - Incinerated from the midsection up by Brad Armstrong with a fireball off-screen, body shown. (Determinant)
Tony “Sticky” Angoneli - Incinerated from the midsection up by Brad Armstrong with a fireball off-screen, body shown. (Determinant)
Unnamed Male Taxidermist - Head partially crushed by a Joy mutant under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Spaghetti - Shot in the head by Chris Columbo.
Chris Columbo - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the side of the head.
Rex Thunderstorm - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Spoony “Sidewalk” Vee - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Marty (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Beady (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Herman Masatoshi - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Ned Tanaka - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Huey Fujiwara - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Han Tsunami - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Yo Hosei - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Ernie Shozo - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Marco Hitoshi - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Slave Lord Jim - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Johnathan (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Head smashed against the ground by a Joy mutant under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Heart crushed when his head was shoved into his ribcage by a Joy mutant under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Herb (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Pain Mode only)
16 Unnamed Footballers - Committed suicide by blowing themselves up with dynamite to kill Brad Armstrong.
Rupert Plowden/Armed Snowman - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Edwin Olaf/Armed Snowman - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Herman Christmas/Armed Snowman - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Peter (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Flaming Man - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Perry Prichard - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Salvation Beige - Killed by Salvation Red under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Salvation Red (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Salvation Yellow off-screen, body shown.
Salvation Yellow - Died of his injuries after being attacked by Salvation Red under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Salvation Black - Decapitated by Salvation Blue under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Salvation Blue (Joy Mutant) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Hollywood Hawk - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Blood Coyote - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Blood Mountain - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Blood Hawk - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Bloodiest Wolf - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Mike "Satan" - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Tony “Sticky” Angoneli - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant)
My Childhood Dog (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Crow of Remembrance (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Bernard (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill.
Joy-Constructed Marty Armstrong (Illusion) - Rapidly decomposed. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Brad Armstrong (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Six Spider Thralls (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Ajeet Mandeep (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Barry “Geese” Thompson (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Beastborn (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Birdie Nash Hall (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Buffalo Van Dyke (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Bovine Rotunda “Bo” Wyatt (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Carp (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Clint Bart Olympic (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Crisp Jon Ladaddy (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Dick Richard Dickson/Salvation Pink (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Fardy Weslie Hernandez (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Frank “Fly” Minetti (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Garth (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Harvey Alibastor (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Jack (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Lincoln Townsend/Tiger Man/Dojo Buster (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Mad Dog' (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Nern Xiao Guan (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Olan Dan Hoyt (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Ollie Olive Nickels (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Otto Shipman/Shocklord (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Percy Pete Monsoon (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
“Queen” Dianne Roger (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
“El” Rage Ironhead (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Right-Trigger “RT” (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Rooster Dean Coleman (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
“Sonny” Dave Backluwitz (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Terry Rupert Hintz (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Yazan Barghouti (Illusion) - Absorbed by Manifestation of Marty. Revived as a spider thrall. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Two Spider Thralls (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
30 Spider Thralls (Illusion) - Killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. Shared kill. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Tricky Rick (Illusion) - Erased after the spider thralls were killed by Brad Armstrong and his party. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Manifestation of Marty (Illusion) - Partially decapitated by Brad Armstrong and his party, then committed suicide by fully decapitating himself. (Determinant, Definitive Edition only)
Tardy Hernandez - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Villain at the time of death so listed in bold)
Marty Armstrong - Incinerated from the midsection up by Brad Armstrong with a fireball off-screen, body shown.
Mr. Angoneli - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Ajeet Mandeep - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Barry “Geese” Thompson - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Beastborn - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Birdie Nash Hall - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Buffalo Van Dyke - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Bovine Rotunda “Bo” Wyatt - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Carp - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Clint Bart Olympic - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Crisp Jon Ladaddy - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Dick Richard Dickson/Salvation Pink - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Fardy Weslie Hernandez - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Frank “Fly” Minetti - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Garth - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Harvey Alibastor - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Jack - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Lincoln Townsend/Tiger Man/Dojo Buster - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Mad Dog - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Nern Xiao Guan - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Olan Dan Hoyt - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Ollie Olive Nickels - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Otto Shipman/Shocklord - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Percy Pete Monsoon - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
“Queen” Dianne Roger - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
“El” Rage Ironhead - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Right-Trigger “RT” - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Rooster Dean Coleman - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
“Sonny” Dave Backluwitz - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Terry Rupert Hintz - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Yazan Barghouti - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Three Illusions of Friends (Illusion) - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong. (Determinant)
Stevie Dean - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Float Ziggler - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Mickey Neat - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Bruno Lee - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Walt Steamboat - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Spice Simmons - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Koo Dragonhead - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Gale Saturn - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Top Polanski - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Derth Hendricks - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Phil Bush - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Michael Waters - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Curt Ambrose - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Harmony Flynn - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Dwayne Ports - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Ernie Frost - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Cooper Plate - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Dean Fritz-Clark - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Forest Richards - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Ron Farook - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Gon Duggan - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Clint Moss - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Big Ant - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
Ira Temple - Burned with pyrokinesis and beaten to death by Brad Armstrong.
- Total - 428

Between Lisa: The Painful and Lisa: The Joyful[]

62 Unnamed Male Members of Big Lincoln's Gang - Died of unknown causes, memorial crosses shown.
- Total - 62

Lisa: The Joyful[]

Unnamed Male Member of Bolo Bugaughtiichi's Gang - Stabbed through the back of the neck by Sweetheart's appendage under the control of Dr. Yado.
Unnamed Male Member of Bolo Bugaughtiichi's Gang - Decapitated by Sweetheart's appendage under the control of Dr. Yado.
Unnamed Man - Shot by Lenny Luigal's gang with a boy and arrow, blood and arrow shown.
Unnamed Man - Head cracked open by Lenny Luigal's Gang, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Lenny Luigal's Gang, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by Lenny Luigal's Gang, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Neck snapped by Lenny Luigal's Gang off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Shot three times in the stomach, stabbed twice in the neck with spears, and stabbed in the wrist with a spear by Lenny Luigal's Gang off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Bisected by Lenny Luigal's gang off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Beaten to death by Lenny Luigal's gang off-screen, body shown.
Two Unnamed Men - Killed off-screen by Lenny Luigal's gang, blood shown.
Tanaka Mendez - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Wade Bryant - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Ernie Fouller - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Lenny Luigal - Shot in the chest with a bow and arrow by an unknown man, then burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Paul Sweesey - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Carry Dancer - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Frank Caldwaller - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Dale - Killed by Buddy off-screen, mentioned.
Two Unics - Bludgeoned by Buddy off-screen, bodies shown.
Harry (Joy Mutant) - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Nelson Coots - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Ronald Frontier - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Destiny Woods - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Candy Simmons - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Cherry Fleet - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Sapphire Dawn - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Jimmy Winner - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Peen Dillies - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Larry Cosmos - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Burt Tornado - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Two Unnamed Men - Killed by Chester off-screen, blood shown.
Chester - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Villain at the time of death so listed in bold, Determinant)
Pee Bingle - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Tommy Dingle - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Bisected by Bobby under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Bobby (Joy Mutant) - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Head slashed after Sweetheart shoved his head in barbed wire off-screen, implied.
Unnamed Man - Head cracked open against a rock by Bobo under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Beaten to death by Bobo under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Bobo (Joy Mutant) - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Shadowy Figure - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Disemboweled and decapitated by Cooper under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Disemboweled and partially decapitated by Cooper under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Cooper (Joy Mutant) - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Shot in the eye, stomach, and temple by Joey Viper off-screen, body shown.
Joey Viper - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Joey Viper - Stabbed in the back by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Gary Panther - Stabbed in the back by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Johnny Walrus - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Gary Panther - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Paul Peacock - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Dig Rhino - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Fatty Peach Dog - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Vega Van Dam - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Timmy Apple Cat - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Four Male Pacifists - Smashed into the ground by Baby under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown.
Five Male Pacifists - Burned, stabbed, and beaten to death by Buddy and Rando. Shared kills. (Determinant)
Baby (Joy Mutant) - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Thomas/Mr. Beautiful - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Terry Dunk - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Dory Dunk - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Kala Peezer - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Fred Doopey - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Wahoo McMillen - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Gary The Hot Soup - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Villain at the time of death so listed in bold)
Les Snatcher - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill. (Determinant)
Lardy Hernandez - Burned with pyrokinesis, stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong and Rando. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Shot three times in the stomach, stabbed twice in the neck with spears, and stabbed in the wrist with a spear by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Bisected by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Smashed into the ground by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Bob Friday (Joy Mutant) - Impaled through the head and stabbed twice in the chest with spears by an unknown assailant off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Spinal cord snapped by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Head smashed by Chester under the control of Dr. Yado with a club off-screen, body shown.
Chester (Joy Mutant) - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Villain at the time of death so listed in bold, Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Shot with an arrow by an unknown assailant off-screen, blood shown.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned in a car crash after driving into a tree off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Spinal cord snapped by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Joy Boy - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Bone Hammer Bill - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Pete Thorne - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Buck Spider - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Benny Omega - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Prince Devon - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Bisected by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Throat slit by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Spinal cord snapped by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Joy Boy - Smashed against a wall by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the chest by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Member of Dice Mahone's Gang - Died of an unknown cause, body shown.
Unnamed Male Member of Dice Mahone's Gang - Decapitated by Dice Mahone under the control of Dr. Yado, body shown. Shared kill.
Blade Londa - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Dice Mahone (Joy Mutant) - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Three Unnamed Men - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Bisected by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Thrown off a cliff by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Stabbed by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Three Unnamed Men - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Bisected by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Thrown off a cliff by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Stabbed by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Spinal cord snapped by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Killed by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, blood shown.
Two Unnamed Men - Killed by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown.
Three Unnamed Men - Spinal cords snapped by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown.
Unnamed Man - Bisected by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Spinal cord snapped by Louie under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Louie (Joy Mutant) - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Partially decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Partially decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Spinal cord snapped by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Partially decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Spinal cord snapped by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Partially decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Unnamed Male Member of Sindy's Gang - Decapitated by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson off-screen, head shown on a pike.
Woofy Sears - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Archie Cartwright - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Juan Peltzer - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Dove Jackson - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Sindy Gallows - Hanged and shot nine times with bows and arrows by Woofy Sears, Archie Cartwright, Juan Peltzer, and Dove Jackson, then stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. Shared kill.
Two Unnamed Men - Shot with a bow and arrow by an unknown assailant off-screen, blood shown.
Two Unnamed Men - Bisected by Sweetheart under the orders of Dr. Yado off-screen, bodies shown.
Unnamed Man - Shot in the back with a bow and arrow by an unknown assailant off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Killed by Sweetheart under the orders of Dr. Yado off-screen, blood shown.
Arty (Joy Mutant) - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by Big Lincoln, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Partially decapitated by Big Lincoln off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by an Big Lincoln off-screen, body shown.
Two Unnamed Men - Partially decapitated by Big Lincoln off-screen, bodies shown.
Bullet Tom - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Clark Cutter - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Grip Ripper - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Poker Heat Johnson - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Big Lincoln - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Tooley/Salvation Green - Committed suicide by hanging himself off-screen, body shown.
Three Unnamed Men - Slashed when they were thrown into barbed wire by Sweetheart.
Three Unnamed Men - Killed off-screen by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado, blood seen.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado with its appendages.
Bolo Bugaughtiichi - Decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado. (Determinant)
Bolo Bugaughtiichi - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong. (Determinant)
Dustin “Dusty” Armstrong/Rando -Throat slit by Buddy Armstrong out of anger for organizing her kidnapping to keep her safe. (Determinant)
Dustin “Dusty” Armstrong/Rando - Throat slit by Buddy Armstrong. Mercy kill. (Determinant)
Unnamed Man - Decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Impaled by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Neck snapped by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Bludgeoned on the back of the head by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Slashed in barbed wire by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Bisected by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Smashed against the ground by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Bisected and disemboweled by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Shot three times in the stomach, stabbed twice in the neck with spears, and stabbed in the wrist with a spear by Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Man - Neck snapped by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Male Joy Mutant - Stabbed by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the eye and partially decapitated by Sweetheart under the control of Dr. Yado off-screen, body shown. Shared kill.
Seven Unnamed Male Joy Mutants - Stabbed, slashed, and beaten to death by Buddy Armstrong.
Brad Armstrong (Illusion) - Erased after Buddy Armstrong defeated him.
Sweetheart (Joy Mutant) - Stabbed by Buzzo with his sword off-screen, implied.
Dr. Yado - Stabbed in the forehead with a sword thrown by Buzzo, causing him to fall off a cliff.
Bernard “Berny” Buttfart/Buzzo (Joy Mutant) - Decapitated by Buddy Armstrong with a sword. (Determinant)
Bernard “Berny” Buttfart/Buzzo (Joy Mutant) - Committed suicide by eating his own neck, decapitating himself in the process. (Determinant)
Bradley Edwin "Brad" Armstrong (Joy Mutant) - Bisected by the mutated Buddy Armstrong with her appendages off-screen, body shown. (Determinant)
- Total - 194

Deaths[]

Total - 3,658,500,746
- 3,658,500,004 Female
- 643 Male
  - 48 Joy Mutants
- 79 Illusions
- 8 Fishmen
  - All Male
- 4 Cats
  - 3 Male
  - 1 Victim of Unknown Gender
- 2 Snakes
  - All Male
- 2 Sentient Mascots
  - All Male
- 2 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 1 Spider
  - All Male
- 1 Sentient Mess of Hair
- 1 Deer
  - All Male

Kill Counts[]

Dr. Yado - 3,658,500,111 (3,658,500,001 Shared) (Deceased)
Bradley Edwin "Brad" Armstrong - 245 (162 Shared) (Status Determinant)
Terry Rupert Hintz - 147 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Olan Dan Hoyt - 142 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
"El" Rage Ironhead - 142 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Mad Dog - 132 (131 Shared) (Status Determinant)
Beastborn - 117 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Rooster Dean Coleman - 131 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Barry "Geese" Thompson - 107 (104 Shared) (Status Determinant)
Percy Pete Monsoon - 107 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Birdie Nash Hall - 105 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Buckets - 105 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Dick Dickson - 99 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Clint Bart Olympic - 91 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Garth - 91 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Ajeet Mandeep - 90 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Right-Trigger "RT" - 90 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
"Queen" Dianne Roger - 90 (88 Shared) (Status Determinant)
Lincoln Townsend/Tiger Man/Dojo Buster - 89 (88 Shared) (Status Determinant)
Bovine Rotunda "Bo" Wyatt - 88 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Jack - 88 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Yazan Barghouti - 88 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Harvey Alibastor - 87 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Carp - 86 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Frank "Fly" Minetti - 86 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Nancy Yado/Buddy Armstrong - 83 (46 Shared) (Alive)
Ollie Olive Nickels - 81 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Crisp Ladaddy - 69 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Otto Shipman/Shocklord - 45 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
"Sonny" Dave Backluwitz - 45 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Dustin "Dusty" Armstrong/Rando - 44 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Buffalo Van Dyke - 43 (All Shared) (Status Determinant)
Sweetheart - 36 (Deceased)
Bernard "Berny" Buttfart/Buzzo - 32 (1 Shared) (Deceased)
Manifestation of Marty - 30 (Status Determinant)
Tony “Sticky” Angoneli - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Trips Breezer - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Laser Aldino - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Don Skin - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Vernon Red - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Warren Red - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Spoony "Sidewalk" Vee - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Stevie Dean - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Float Ziggler - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Mickey Neat - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Bruno Lee - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Walt Steamboat - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Spice Simmons - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Koo Dragonhead - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Gale Saturn - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Top Polanski - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Derth Hendricks - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Phil Bush - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Michael Waters - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Curt Ambrose - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Harmony Flynn - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Dwayne Ports - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Ernie Frost - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Cooper Plate - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Dean Fritz-Clark - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Forest Richards - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Ron Farook - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Gon Duggan - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Clint Moss - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Big Ant - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Ira Temple - 26 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Charmy - 24 (All Shared)
Porky Roy - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Mystic Pete - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Oak Tree Steve - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Hoops Jardeen - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Lance Gravys - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Skip Dreamer - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Bee Swanson - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Dayspa Henning - 11 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Mike "Satan" - 12 (Status Determinant)
Roulette Man - 10 (All Shared) (Alive)
Tanaka Mendez - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Wade Bryant - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Ernie Fouller - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Lenny Luigal - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Paul Sweesey - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Carry Dancer - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Frank Caldwaller - 10 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Dice Mahone - 9 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Chester - 8 (6 Shared) (Deceased)
Morrace Dinkel - 5 (Alive)
Lisa Armstrong - 4 (1 Shared) (Deceased)
Baby - 4 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Man's Worst Friend - 3 (Alive)
Queen Roger - 2 (Status Determinant)
Salvation Red - 2 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Cooper - 2 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Marty Armstrong - 1 (Deceased)
Chris Columbo - 1 (Deceased)
Walter Stingray - 1 (Deceased)
Horrace Finkel - 1 (Deceased)
Salvation Yellow - 1 (Deceased)
Salvation Blue - 1 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Bobo - 1 (All Shared) (Deceased)
Joey Viper - 1 (Deceased)

Notes[]

Used the world population for 2014, divided it by two, and subtracted the characters killed by it (as well as the sole survivor, Mrs. Yado) for the White Flash.
It is possible to jump on Bobby Diddle, and his neck will be broken. However, after inspecting him, he will still speak, lamenting his defeat.
Geese Thompson is mentioned to be a serial killer prior to joining Brad's party. Because a serial killer is defined as someone who murders three or more people for a period longer than a month, three victims will be added attributed to him.
Many of the deaths in Lisa: The Painful and Lisa: The Joyful can be placed in different orders because of how they both feature a partially non-linear format.
Some corpses are reused textures of other corpses, so there will be deaths that look identical but aren't the same, such as the men who were stabbed in their eyes and partially decapitated.

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