Kite Man: Hell Yeah! is an American black comedy superhero television series based on DC Comics. It is a a spin-off of Harley Quinn and premiered on July 18, 2024.
The adventures of the minor villain Kite Man as he commits crimes to support the purchase of Noonan's, Gotham's seediest dive bar.
Victims[]
Pilot, Hell Yeah![]
- Five Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guards - Shot in the head by unknown Casa de Caucasión guards after being hit by Scuzzy with a bowling ball.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Shot to death by Moe Dubelz and Joe Dubelz.
- Kneecaps McGee - Shot in half by an unknown Casa de Caucasión guard with a mounted minigun.
- Two Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guards - Stabbed in the head by Jimmy One Ball with thrown knives.
- Scuzzy - Blown in half by unknown Casa de Caucasión guards with missiles.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Throat slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Mikey's Father - Head crushed by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with her jar.
- Two Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guards - Throats slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Throat slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Groin slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Stabbed in the head by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Two Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guards - Throats slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guard - Burned alive and shot in half by unknown Casa de Caucasión guards.
- Jimmy One Ball - Shot to death by unknown Casa de Caucasión guards.
- Joey Three Balls - Shot to death by unknown Casa de Caucasión guards.
- Joe Dubelz - Shot in the head by an unknown Casa de Caucasión guard.
- 15 Unnamed Casa de Caucasión Guards - Flesh melted and bodies blown up by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Thaal Sinestro - Vaporized by Lex Luthor with two remote lasers.
- Total - 39
Grand Reopening, Hell Yeah![]
- Jon Hamm-ster (Hamster) - Eaten alive by Chessure.
- Unnamed Woman - Mauled and eaten alive by Chessure, shown in a flashback.
- Moe Dubelz's Nephew - Presumably killed by Moe Dubelz off-screen, mentioned.
- Two Unnamed Men - Mauled and eaten alive by Chessure.
- Unnamed Man - Mauled and eaten alive by Chessure.
- Unnamed Male Bouncer - Bitten in half by Chessure.
- Both of Malice Vundabar's Parents - Killed by Darkseid off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 9
Villigan's, Hell Yeah![]
- Kenneth's Mother - Decapitated by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Face ripped apart by Chessure with its claws.
- Three Unnamed Villigan's Masseuses - Decapitated by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Arm sliced off by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Three Unnamed Villigan's Masseuses - Stabbed in the head by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Four Unnamed Villigan's Masseuses - Sliced in half by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Face mauled by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Face ripped apart by Chessure with its claws.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Legs sliced off by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Cut in half by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Masseuse - Face slashed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Tina - Sliced apart by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Six Unnamed Villigan's Masseuses - Sliced apart by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Five Unnamed Villigan's Masseuses - Kiled by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Total - 30
Portal Potty, Hell Yeah![]
- Unnamed Person - Killed by Chessure off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Truck Driver - Thrown out of a truck by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed Truck Driver - Fell to his death after being kicked out of his truck by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Fly - Slapped and crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Rebecca Chen - Accidentally killed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities off-screen, mentioned. This timeline was erased by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed Man - Blown up by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane off-screen, mentioned.
- Lawrence Snart - Flesh melted and body accidentally blown up by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Six Unnamed People - Flesh melted and bodies accidentally blown up by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Total - 13
Prison Break, Hell Yeah![]
- Jeremy Karne - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned. Resurrected by demons.
- Unnamed Lady - Killed by Jeremy Karne off-screen, hand shown.
- Unnamed Health Inspector - Partially bisected by Jeremy Karne with an axe. Revived by his healing factor.
- Unnamed Person - Burned alive by Jeremy Karne with a thrown flaming drink.
- Unnamed Person - Stabbed in the head by Jeremy Karne with a broken glass.
- Bat - Accidentally stabbed by Charles Brown/Kite Man with a thrown Kite-a-Rang.
- Two Unnamed Villigan's Prisoners - Punched through the chest by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed Villigan's Prisoner - Head blown up after being crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed Villigan's Prisoner - Ripped in half by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed Villigan's Prisoner - Legs cut off by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Prisoner - Stabbed in the head by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her air-stakes.
- Unnamed Villigan's Prisoner - Beheaded when his neck was crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Bird - Torso broken in half by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Zombie - Groin crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane with his foot.
- Trogg - Beheaded when his neck was crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Two Unnamed Homeless People - Killed by Jeremy Karne and Malice Vundabar off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 18
Mother/Daughter Day, Hell Yeah![]
- Moe Dubelz's Grandfather - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Giuseppe - Stabbed in the head by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with scissors.
- Carol's Father - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 3
Sexiest Villain Alive, Hell Yeah![]
- 15 Unnamed People - Suffocated by the Insect Queen with honey off-screen, bodies shown.
- Three Hummingbird Robots - Crushed by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane with a briefcase.
- Lafftrak - Dissolved by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Cut in half by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Two Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Stabbed to death by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Six Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Sliced apart by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Two Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Dissolved by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Total - 30
Just Right, Hell Yeah![]
- Two Unnamed Men - Dissolved by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Villigan Robot - Blown up after being accidentally shot by a Villigan robot while under the control of Helen Villigan.
- Three Villigan Robots - Blown up after being crushed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with a palm tree.
- Unnamed Male Stripper - Shot in the head by a Villigan robot while under the control of Helen Villigan.
- Four Villigan Robots - Blown up after being stabbed by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- 11 Villigan Robots - Disintegrated by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider when she dropped the Anti-Life Equation into a nuclear power plant.
- Amber - Disintegrated by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider when she dropped the Anti-Life Equation into a nuclear power plant.
- Four Unnamed Women - Disintegrated by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider when she dropped the Anti-Life Equation into a nuclear power plant.
- Total - 27
To Get to the Other Side, Hell Yeah![]
- Chicken - Stabbed in the head by a chicken with its beak.
- Two Unnamed Men - Ripped apart by a chicken.
- Unnamed Man - Eaten alive by a chicken.
- Unnamed Woman - Stabbed in the chest by a chicken with its claw.
- Unnamed Woman - Decapitated by a chicken with its beak.
- Unnamed Man - Head bitten off by a chicken.
- At Least One Unnamed Person - Ripped apart by a chicken off-camera, body shown.
- Five Chickens - Killed by a chicken off-screen, bodies shown.
- Unnamed Man - Crushed to death by a chicken.
- Three Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Shot to death by Sean Noonan with a machine gun.
- Unnamed Man - Ripped apart by a chicken off-camera.
- At Least One Unspecified Animal - Ripped apart by a chicken off-camera.
- Unnamed Person - Ripped apart by a chicken off-camera.
- Nine Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Shot to death by Sean Noonan with a machine gun.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Kicked into the floor by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Two Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Killed by unknown people.
- Two Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Punched through the chest by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Five Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Blown up by Sean Noonan with a deflected grenade.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Ripped in half by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the head by Sean Noonan off-screen, head shown.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the chest by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with a spear.
- Unnamed Man - Mauled by Chessure.
- Summer - Bitten in half by a chicken.
- Trent - Bitten in half by a chicken.
- Two Unnamed People - Bitten in half by a chicken.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Thrown into a jukebox by Eduardo Dorrance/Bane.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the head by Sean Noonan with a thrown mace.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Slammed into a wall by an unknown person.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the head by Sean Noonan with a thrown ninja star.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the head by Sidney Speck/Sixpack with a broken bottle.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed to death by Moe Dubelz with a knife.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the chest by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with a spear.
- Hansel - Flesh disintegrated by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the head by Moe Dubelz with an axe off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Sliced in half by Sean Noonan with a sword.
- Two Unnamed People - Eaten alive by a chicken.
- Chicken - Eaten alive by Chessure.
- 19 Unnamed People - Killed by a chicken off-screen, bodies shown.
- Total - 79
Impossible Schemes, Hell Yeah![]
- Two Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Shot by Moe Dubelz.
- Three Unnamed LexCorp Henchmen - Sliced in half by Lisa Snart/Golden Glider with her abilities.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Chest slashed by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with a spear.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Stabbed in the chest by Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables with a spear.
- Unnamed LexCorp Henchman - Shot by Moe Dubelz.
- Winslow Schott Jr./Toyman - Eaten alive by Barbara Ann Minerva/Cheetah.
- Six Villigan Robots - Blown up by Darkseid with Omega Beams.
- Villigan Robot - Head punched off by Darkseid.
- Villigan Robot - Blown up after having a Villigan robot thrown into it by Darkseid.
- Three Villigan Robots - Blown up by Darkseid with Omega Beams.
- Total - 20
Deaths[]
- Total - 268
Kill Counts[]
- Lisa Snart/Golden Glider - 99 (Alive)
- Sean Noonan - 21 (Alive)
- Eduardo Dorrance/Bane - 20 (Alive)
- Insect Queen - 15 (Alive)
- Darkseid - 13 (Alive)
- Chessure (Cat) - 11 (Alive)
- Tsaritsa/Queen of Fables - 9 (Alive)
- Moe Dubelz - 7 (Alive)
- Jeremy Karne - 6 (Alive)
- Scuzzy - 5 (Deceased)
- Malice Vundabar - 2 (Alive)
- Helen Villigan - 2 (Alive)
- Jimmy One Ball - 2 (Deceased)
- Charles Brown/Kite Man - 1 (Alive)
- Alexander Joseph Luthor - 1 (Alive)
- Sidney Speck/Sixpack - 1 (Alive)
- Barbara Ann Minerva/Cheetah - 1 (Alive)
- Joe Dubelz - 1 (Deceased)
Notes[]
- In “Prison Break, Hell Yeah!” it is mentioned that Bruce Forsyth died, this will not be counted as he is a real person, and this is not a fictional portrayal of his death.
