Ideal is a British dark comedy television series that was produced by BBC and aired on BBC Three between 2005 and 2011. The show was created by Graham Duff and stars Johnny Vegas.
Moz is a drug dealer and has very strange clientele who come and go from his flat.
Victims[]
Series 1[]
The Rat[]
- None
The Seduction[]
- None
The Boyfriend[]
- Two Unnamed People - Died of their injuries after having a hand cut off by Cartoon Head/Hand Job Murderer off-screen, mentioned.
- Mr. P Cowie - Died of his injuries after having a hand cut off by Cartoon Head/Hand Job Murderer off-screen, hand shown.
- Total - 3
The Affair[]
- Ratty (Rat) - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 1
The Backpacker[]
- Two Slugs - Presumably died after Nicki poured bath salts on them.
- Unnamed Man - Head ran over by an unknown person with a truck off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 3
The Party[]
- Unnamed Person - Died of their injuries after having a hand cut off by Cartoon Head/Hand Job Murderer off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The Pregnancy[]
- Craig Dawson - Shot in the head by Cartoon Head on the accidental orders of Moz.
- Total - 1
The Body[]
- Unnamed Person - Killed by Cartoon Head off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
Special[]
An Ideal Xmas[]
- None
Series 2[]
The Stag Do[]
- None
The Landlord[]
- None
The Hydroponics[]
- None
The Séance[]
- Unnamed Man - Stabbed to death by Cartoon Head off-screen, mentioned.
- Eric - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
The Boss[]
- None
The Guest[]
- None
The Delivery[]
- None
The Money[]
- None
Series 3[]
The Night[]
- Cow - Killed by unknown people off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 1
The Christians[]
- None
The Pyramid[]
- None
The Nest[]
- None
The Bath[]
- None
The Set-Up[]
- At Least One Unnamed Person - Tortured to death by Stemroach off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The Crabs[]
- Crab - Boiled alive by Yasuko off-screen, body shown.
- Marco's Mother - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
The Wedding[]
- None
Series 4[]
The Pains[]
- Unnamed Lollipop Man - Hit by a bubble car off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Man - Died of a heart attack off-screen, mentioned.
- Min Yin Low's Brother - Beheaded by Min Yin Low off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 3
The Past[]
- Derrick's Uncle - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned in a flashback.
- Russell - Kicked to death by Cartoon Head off-screen, mentioned in a flashback.
- Total - 2
The Vodka[]
- None
The Secret[]
- Unnamed Man - Beheaded in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The War[]
- None
The Birthday[]
- None
The Television[]
- Stripes - Killed by Tony and Chen off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The Future[]
- Stemroach - Stabbed in the head by Steve Dawson with a thrown preserved eye.
- Total - 1
Series 5[]
The Healer[]
- None
The Temptation[]
- Adam - Died of his injuries after being stabbed in the neck by Carol with scissors.
- Total - 1
The Red Bag[]
- None
The Documentary[]
- None
The Chance[]
- None
The Passports[]
- Stephan - Neck broken by Cartoon Head.
- Total - 1
Series 6[]
The Business[]
- Roger Muchmore - Decapitated by PC Phil Collins with an axe.
- Total - 1
The American[]
- At Least 11 Unnamed People - Killed by Cartoon Head off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 11
The Kill[]
- Nikolai - Died of his injuries after being stabbed in the back by Jake Thackery with a knife.
- Total - 1
The Poster[]
- None
The Lapse[]
- Two Dogs - Accidentally ran over by Troy off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
The Accident[]
- Steve Dawson - Died of his injuries after accidentally shooting himself in the stomach with a silenced pistol.
- Total - 1
The Ear[]
- None
The Housewarming[]
- Chen - Shot through the stomach by Troy with a bazooka.
- Total - 1
Series 7[]
The Police[]
- Margaret - Killed by unknown members of the Red Mist off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The Debtors[]
- Paul Nevin/Psycho Paul - Clinically died after being slashed by Stemroach with a Gurkha knife off-screen, mentioned. Resuscitated.
- Total - 1
The Brothel[]
- Unnamed Member of The Kingsized Microbes - Neck broken in a shower by unknown members of the Red Mist off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Member of The Kingsized Microbes - Drowned in a canal by unknown members of the Red Mist off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Member of The Kingsized Microbes - Died during a gas leak caused by unknown members of the Red Mist off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Member of The Kingsized Microbes - Hit by unknown members of the Red Mist with a vehicle off-screen, mentioned.
- Unnamed Member of The Kingsized Microbes - Decapitated by Callum and Heather on the orders of The Red King off-screen, mentioned.
- Enrique - Killed by Blackball on the orders of Carmel off-screen.
- Total - 6
The Paintings[]
- Unnamed Town Councillor - Decapitated by Callum and Heather on the orders of The Red King off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
The Love[]
- Carmel's Husband - Died in a car accident off-screen, mentioned.
- Carmel's Husband - Committed suicide in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
The Red King[]
- Jake Thackery/The Perfect Ginger - Committed suicide by jumping out of a window.
- Total - 1
Deaths[]
- Total - 55
- Series 1 - 10
- Series 2 - 2
- Series 3 - 4
- Series 4 - 8
- Series 5 - 2
- Series 6 - 17
- Series 7 - 12
Kill Counts[]
- Cartoon Head/Golova Sharzh/Hand Job Murderer - 20 (Alive)
- Troy - 3 (Alive)
- Nicki - 2 (Alive)
- The Red King - 2 (Alive)
- Callum - 2 (Alive)
- Heather - 2 (Alive)
- Stemroach - 2 (Deceased)
- Morris “Moz” - 1 (Alive)
- PC Phil Collins - 1 (Alive)
- Yasuko - 1 (Alive)
- Min Yin Low - 1 (Alive)
- Blackball - 1 (Alive)
- Carmel - 1 (Alive)
- Tony - 1 (Alive)
- Carol - 1 (Alive)
- Jake Thackery/The Perfect Ginger - 1 (Deceased)
- Chen - 1 (Deceased)
- Steve Dawson - 1 (Deceased)