Hundreds of Beavers

Hundreds of Beavers is a 2024 American slapstick comedy film directed by Mike Cheslik and written by Cheslik and Ryland Brickson Cole Tews.

The film stars Tews as an applejack maker in a conflict with beavers, trying to win the hand of a merchant's daughter.

Victims[]

Humanoid Rabbit - Crushed by Jean Kayak with a boulder.
Fish - Cooked by Jean Kayak.
Eleven Fish - Killed by Jean Kayak with his bloodied fingers.
Three Humanoid Beavers - Killed by the Master Fur Trapper off-screen, bodies shown.
Two Humanoid Rabbits - Eaten alive by two humanoid raccoons off-screen, severed legs shown.
Humanoid Raccoon - Killed by Jean Kayak off-camera, body shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Impaled through the back by a stick trap set by the Master Fur Trapper off-screen, body shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Kicked to death by five humanoid sled dogs on the Master Fur Trapper's orders.
Humanoid Sled Dog - Dragged away and killed by several humanoid wolves off-screen, sounds heard.
Humanoid Rabbit - Killed in one of the Master Fur Trapper's traps off-screen, body shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Drowned in one of the Master Fur Trapper's traps off-screen, body shown.
Two Humanoid Sled Dogs - Dragged away and killed by several humanoid wolves off-screen, sounds heard.
Humanoid Beaver - Crushed by a tree in one of the Master Fur Trapper's traps off-screen, body shown.
Humanoid Sled Dog - Dragged away and killed by several humanoid wolves off-screen, sounds heard.
Humanoid Beaver - Impaled by a spike in one of the Master Fur Trapper's traps.
Humanoid Skunk - Partially decapitated by a humanoid sled dog on the Master Fur Trapper's orders off-screen, body shown.
Humanoid Sled Dog - Dragged away and killed by several humanoid wolves off-screen, sounds heard.
Humanoid Wolf - Beaten to death by the Master Fur Trapper with a burning log.
The Master Fur Trapper - Dragged away and killed by a humanoid wolf off-camera.
Humanoid Rabbit - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, grave shown.
Two Humanoid Rabbit Children - Murdered and cooked by Jean Kayak off-screen, bodies shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Fell to its death off-screen, body shown.
Fly - Crushed by a tree trunk trap set by Jean Kayak.
Two Humanoid Beavers - Crushed to death by a tree trunk trap set by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Wolf - Stabbed in the head by a frozen icicle of snot which dropped from Jean Kayak's nose.
Maggot - Eaten by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Chest crushed by a tree branch caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Chest crushed to death by a tree trunk caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Rabbit - Eaten alive by four humanoid raccoons off-screen, severed legs shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Impaled through the chest by a spike in one of Jean Kayak's traps.
Bird - Shredded to death by a spinning pole caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Neck twisted and hanged by a cord of rope caused by a spinning pole.
Fish - Killed by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Head bashed by Jean Kayak with a club.
Humanoid Rabbit - Shot in the chest by the Indian Fur Trapper with an arrow.
Three Humanoid Beavers - Crushed to death by a tree trunk trap set by Jean Kayak.
Three Humanoid Beavers - Drowned after being knocked into a frozen lake by Jean Kayak.
Two Humanoid Rabbits - Impaled through the back after landing on a stick trap, caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Head bashed by Jean Kayak with a thrown club.
Two Humanoid Beavers - Killed by Jean Kayak with a club off-screen.
Humanoid Beaver - Crushed by a tree trunk set by Jean Kayak off-screen, body shown.
Six Humanoid Beavers - Bludgeoned by Jean Kayak with a club.
Four Humanoid Rabbits - Impaled through the back by a spike caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Hit in the head by a club caused by Jean Kayak.
33 Humanoid Beavers - Killed by Jean Kayak off-screen, bodies shown.
Humanoid Beaver - Neck broken by a humanoid wolf, orchestrated by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Head ripped off by a humanoid wolf, orchestrated by Jean Kayak.
177 Humanoid Beavers - Massacred by several humanoid wolfs in an attack orchestrated by Jean Kayak off-camera, sounds heard.
Humanoid Beaver - Pecked to death by a woodpecker, orchestrated by Jean Kayak.
Three Humanoid Beavers - Smacked by a wooden pole.
Humanoid Beaver - Vertically cut in half by a buzzsaw.
Humanoid Beaver - Accidentally struck by a wooden pole.
Humanoid Beaver - Knocked into the air by Jean Kayak where it was struck by a wooden pole.
Humanoid Beaver - Blown up after being kicked into a furnace by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Neck broken after being slammed against the floor by Jean Kayak.
Two Humanoid Beavers - Beaten to death by Jean Kayak with a fish.
Humanoid Beaver - Impaled through the back by a buzzsaw turned on by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Head punched off and had the skeleton pulled out of its skin by Jean Kayak.
Six Humanoid Beavers - Crushed to death in a rocket malfunction caused by Jean Kayak.
Three Humanoid Beavers - Kicked into an open grave by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Neck broken after being kicked by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Head punched off and kicked into an open grave by Jean Kayak.
Four Humanoid Beavers - Forced to commit suicide by jumping into an open grave by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Thrown against a tree by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Killed in a sled crash caused by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Top of its head shot off by Jean Kayak with a musket.
Humanoid Beaver - Immolated in a fire set by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Thrown to its death off a cliff by Jean Kayak.
Humanoid Beaver - Impaled on several spikes, orchestrated by Jean Kayak.
Horse - Crushed to death by the army of humanoid beavers.
48 Humanoid Beavers - Blown away in a rocket explosion caused by the Indian Fur Trapper.

Deaths[]

Total - 366

Kill Counts[]

Jean Kayak of ACME Applejack/Jean Kayak the Fur Trapper - 292
The Indian Fur Trapper - 49
The Master Fur Trapper - 11