Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (French: Vampire humaniste cherche suicidaire consentant) is a 2024 Canadian French-language vampire comedy-drama film co-written and directed by Ariane Louis-Seize.
It stars Sara Montpetit as Sasha, a teenage vampire who befriends Paul (Félix-Antoine Bénard), a boy with suicidal tendencies.
Victims[]
- Rico Berlingot/Rico the Rooster - Blood drained by Aurélien, Georgette, Denise, and Victorine off-camera, sounds heard.
- Two Unnamed Men - Impaled on meathooks and blood drained by Denise off-camera, sounds heard.
- Bat - Struck and head crushed by Paul with a badminton racket as a mercy kill off-camera.
- JP - Blood partially drained after being bitten in the neck by Denise. Accidentally revived as a vampire.
- Henry - Blood drained after being bitten in the throat by Sasha.
- Paul - Committed suicide by allowing Sasha to partially drain his blood by biting him in the throat and neck. Revived as a vampire.
- Unnamed Woman - Committed suicide by allowing Sasha and Paul to drain her blood via blood bag.
Deaths[]
- Total - 8
Kill Counts[]
- Denise - 4 (Vampire)
- Sasha - 3 (Vampire)
- Paul - 2 (Vampire)
- Aurélien - 1 (Vampire)
- Georgette - 1 (Vampire)
- Victorine - 1 (Vampire)