Hello My Beautiful Creatures is a 2024 surreal animated musical comedy film written and directed by Joel Haver and Eric Bernhagen.
This whimsical stop-motion musical tells the tale of a utopian city of toys and their relationship to each other as well as their "God," an awkward and distant human man with an average job.
Victims[]
- Eli - Bludgeoned with a wrench and decapitated by Gruff Construction Worker with a bone saw off-screen, mentioned and head shown.
- Puppy - Stomped to death by Lewis.
- Lewis - Torn in half at the waist by several dogs, pigs, and horses.
- Falling Freddy - Fell to his death after being knocked off of a ledge by Bruce on Barnaby's orders.
- The Girl - Burned alive after being trapped in her room by The Dad, who had burned their house down.
- Handsome Nudie - Stabbed in both eyes, cheek, and head by an unnamed Townie with a scalpel.
- Unnamed Construction Worker - Torn in half after being thrown against a wall by Bruce.
- Bruce - Head ripped off by Gruff Construction Worker.
- Unnamed Townie - Ripped in half at the waist by two feral Nudies.
- Unnamed Nudie - Neck broken after being thrown from a ledge with a rope wrapped around his neck by two unnamed Nudies.
- Unnamed Woman - Neck broken after having her skull smashed into an alarm clock by Oswald.
- Unnamed Townie - Tortured to death by two unnamed girls with a hot glue gun off-camera.
- Gruff Construction Worker - Cut in half at the waist by Samuel and an unnamed Nudie with a pair of scissors.
- "God" - Accidentally strangled to death by all the Townies and Nudies with a string.
- Baxter (Dog) - Head smashed nine times by Carl with a frying pan.
- Two Unnamed Townie Girls - Decapitated by an unnamed Townie girl off-screen, bodies shown.
- Unnamed Townie Girl - Face bashed thrice into a fence by an unnamed Townie girl.
- Unnamed Person - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Feral Nudie - Strangled to death by Barnaby as a mercy killing after being stabbed in the eye by an unnamed Townie girl with a scalpel off-screne.
- Unnamed Townie Girl - Back of her head smashed five times into a wall and head ripped off by Barnaby.
- Barnaby - Crushed to death by a building pushed onto him by Patrice.
- The Two Squirrels - Wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
- The Boy - Stabbed in the chest by The Dad with a pitchfork and wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
- The Dad/The New Mayor - Wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
- Carl - Strangled to death by Honey.
- "Honey" - Wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
- Patrice - Wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
- Mayor Seymour - Wiped out by the simultaneous nuclear bomb drop.
Deaths[]
- Total - 30
Kill Counts[]
- TBA