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You can take the family out of the mob, but you can't take the mob out of the family!
”
—Official tagline
Fugget About It is an animated sitcom created by Nicholas Tabarrok and Willem Wennekers, beginning in 2012 and temporarily concluding in 2016, and continuing as a series of shorts on the show's official YouTube channel in 2024 releasing every Wednesday.
Powerful New York mob boss Jimmy Falcone enters the Witness Protection Program and brings his family -- wife Cookie, daughters Theresa and Gina, son Anthony, and Uncle Cheech -- along for the adventure of a lifetime. Far from New York's busy streets, the Falcone family arrives in the peaceful town of Oakville, where the pace is far slower and Jimmy doesn't always get his way.
Victims
Before the Series
- Don Gambini - Thrown out of a hotel window from the 19th floor by Jimmy Falcone.
- Total - 1
During the Series
Season 1
Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies
- Unknown Person - Blown up by Jimmy Falcone with a car bomb on the orders of Don Gambini, shown in a flashback.
- Unnamed Man - Murdered by two unnamed gangsters on the orders of Don Gambini off-screen in 1982, body shown in a flashback.
- President John Fitzgerald "JFK" Kennedy - Shot in the head by either Lee Harvey Oswald or an unknown gangster with a sniper rifle on the orders of Don Gambini off-screen in 1963, mentioned in a flashback. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Five Fish - Either crushed or suffocated after Petey Falcone punched an unnamed boxer into a fishtank.
- Unnamed Male Boxer - Decapitated by The Moosejaw-Breaker with a single punch, shown in a recording.
- Total - 9
The Full Mountie
- Unnamed Man - Thrown off of a bridge by Jimmy Falcone on the orders of Don Gambini, shown in a flashback.
- Fish - Captured by Strait McCool off-screen, body shown.
- Raccoon - Killed by Strait McCool off-screen, body shown.
- Two Deer - Killed by Strait McCool off-screen, stuffed heads shown.
- Total - 5
Screw You, Mr. Wonderful
- One of Don Gambini's Fish - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown in a flashback.
- Jimmy's Grandfather - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, implied.
- Jimmy's Great-Grandfather - Run over by an unknown person off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Richard Wheatthin's Great-Grandfather - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, implied.
- Sammy the Sparrow - Beaten to death by Jimmy Falcone with an axe handle on the orders of Don Gambini off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Total - 5
The Man With No Ass
- "Captain CandyPants" - Beaten to death by Jimmy Falcone and Cheech Falcone with baseball bats. Shared kill.
- Unnamed Male FDCA Police Officer - Stabbed in the throat by Cookie Falcone with her heel.
- Total - 2
Cousin Sammy Dies in the End
- TBA
Rainbows and Painted Hos
- TBA
Chokin' and Tokin' in the Queen City
- TBA
Al Capone Wears Ladies Underwear
- TBA
Petey Gets God'd
- TBA
The Oracle of Vagina
- TBA
The Horny Bastard
- TBA
Sex on Ice
- TBA
Hunts With Handgun
- TBA
Season 2
The McFrugals
- TBA
Mennonites!
- TBA
Too Cool for Night School
- TBA
The Broadfather
- TBA
Royally Screwed
- TBA
You Only Try Haggis Once
- TBA
From My Cold Limp Hands
- TBA
The Fugly American
- TBA
The Man from P.I.G.L.E.T.
- TBA
Pizza with Extra Cheech
- TBA
The Balls on This Room
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Ass-Jax
- TBA
Effin' Neighbors, Eh?
- TBA
Season 3
Havana Kill Castro
- TBA
Universal Prostitution and Pizza Fridays
- TBA
Just Stick It in That There Doo-Dad
- TBA
Confetti Deathblow
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Jimmy Gets Goosed
- TBA
Casino Loyale
- TBA
Vagina's Got Talent
- TBA
New York State of Blind Drunk
- TBA
Cookie's Ovary-Actin'
- TBA
Royal Canadian Groping Pariah
- TBA
What the Fuck is the Grey Cup?
- TBA
Sasquatchewan
- TBA
Nonna Your Business
- TBA
Layin' Some Pipeline
- TBA
Keepin' Up with the McFelchers
- TBA
Horse Springs Paternal
- TBA
Hot, Wet, Amphibious Summer
- TBA
An Unmarried Bra Whisperer
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Spicy Apocalypse
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Vengeance Wore a Unitard
- TBA
Shorts
Gina Whacks McCool?!
- TBA
Jimmy and Cheech Storm the Capitol
- TBA
Gina's New Pandemic Pal!
- TBA
Hot Nut Fun
- TBA
A Sport of Her Own
- TBA
Jimmy Gets Cap'Owned
- TBA
Jimmy's First Hit
- TBA
Many Ears Ago in Sicily
- TBA
Mountie Cold Senior
- TBA
The Grapes of Gina
- TBA
The Mob Catches Up
- TBA
Only Murders in Vagina
- TBA
Cheech's Cuban Dreamboat
- TBA
Cheech's Retirement
- TBA
The Ghost of Don Gambini
- TBA
Deaths
- Total - 1 (So Far)
- Before the Series - 1
- During the Series - ??? (For Now)
- Season 1 - 21 (So Far)
- Season 2 - ??? (For Now)
- Season 3 - ??? (For Now)
- Shorts - ??? (For Now)
Group Deaths
Animals
- Total - 10 (So Far)
- 7 Fish
- 2 Deer
- 1 Raccoon
Humans
- Total - 12 (So Far)
- 11 Men
- 1 Victim of Unknown Gender
Kill Counts
- Caporegime James Danger "Jimmy" Falcone/Jimmy McDougal - 5 (So Far)
- Peter Frampton "Petey" Falcone/Petey McDougal - 5 (So Far)
- Don Gambini - 5 (So Far)
- RCMP Special Agent Strait McCool - 4 (So Far)
- Cookie Falcone-DeFozzie/Cookie McDougal - 1 (So Far)
- Caporegime Francesco "Cheech" Falcone/Cheech McDougal - 1 (So Far)
- "The Moosejaw-Breaker" - 1 (Alive)
- Lee Harvey Oswald - 1 (Unknown)
Notes
Season 1
- In the episode "Hate Crime Legislation is for Pussies", it's mentioned that the Gambini was partially responsible for the murder of Jimmy Hoffa, however it's later revealed in the episode "Screw You, Mr. Wonderful" that he's still alive.
- In the episode "Screw You, Mr. Wonderful", the clip of Jimmy blowing someone up with a car bomb from the first episode is used during the intro and will not be counted again.
- Later on, Richard Wheatthin falls into a hole over a frozen lake that's covered up by Jimmy, though he's later shown to be alive in the episode "Rainbows & Painted Hos" so he won't be counted.