F Is For Family is an animated comedy/drama tv show created by and starring the stand-up comedian Bill Burr, beginning in 2015 and concluding in 2021.
Follow the Murphy family back to the 1970s, when kids roamed wild, beer flowed freely and nothing came between a man and his TV.
Victims
Season 1
The Bleedin' in Sweden
- Edward "Ed" Murtaugh - Accidentally decapitated by a plane turbine after being pulled into it by his tie off-screen, shown in a recording.
- Total - 1
Saturday Bloody Saturday
- Bird - Eaten inside of it's egg by Kenny Walters.
- Total - 1
The Trough
- Nurse Mary Holtenwasser - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, urn shown.
- Total - 1
'F' is for Halloween
- 14 Unknown Members of Otto Holtenwasser's Family - Killed by unknown Nazi soldiers during the Holocaust off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 14
Bill Murphy's Day Off
- Alfred Porter Southwick - Died of natural causes off-screen in 1898, memorial shown. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 1
O Holy Moly Night
- None
Season 2
Heavy Sledding
- James Travis "Jim" Reeves - Died in a plane accident off-screen in 1964, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Elephant - Eventually euthanized by an unknown person off-screen, mentioned.
- Unknown School Bus Driver - Accidentally drove off of a bridge off-screen, mentioned.
- Three Fish - Froze to death inside of a lake off-screen, bodies shown.
- Second Lieutenant Francis X. "Frank" Murphy - Bled out after being shot by an unknown person for five minutes during the Korean War off-screen, mentioned. Revived.
- Unnamed Man - Bled to death after his foot was caught in a bear trap off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 8
A Girl Named Sue
- Big Harold (Horse) - Euthanized by an unknown person after it kicked Scoop Dunbarton in the head due to him carving his initials onto it off-screen, mentioned in a newspaper.
- Total - 1
The Liar's Club
- Unnamed Saddle Boy - Stabbed to death by an unnamed man off-screen fifteen years prior, mentioned in a newspaper.
- Total - 1
Night Shift
- Unknown Drug Dealer - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, mentioned.
- Unknown Toddler - Drowned after being washed away by a fire hydrant off-screen, mentioned.
- Three Unknown Teenagers - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen, mentioned.
- Mouse - Drowned inside of a soda can off-screen, mentioned.
- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - Shot to death by James Earl Ray off-screen in 1968, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Rat - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 8
Breaking Bill
- Kenny and Ben Walters' Grandmother - Died after falling down a flight of stairs off-screen, mentioned. (Debatable)
- Marlin - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
This Is Not Good
- None
Fight Night
- Nine Unknown People - Killed in a house fire due to faulty wiring off-screen, mentioned in a radio news report.
- President John Fitzgerald "JFK" Kennedy - Shot to death by Lee Harvey Oswald off-screen in 1963, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Unknown Person - Ran over by Kenny and Ben Walters' father off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 11
F is for Fixing It
- Red's Father - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
Pray Away
- 132 Unnamed Child Workers - Died in a factory fire off-screen in 1896, mentioned on a sign.
- Clark's Father - Accidentally blown up by Clark with homemade fireworks off-screen, mentioned.
- Frog - Accidentally shot by Vic Reynolds with a revolver.
- Total - 134
Landing the Plane
- Ant - Crushed by Jimmy Fitsimmons with his crutch off-screen, body shown.
- Ant - Crushed by Jimmy Fitsimmons with his crutch.
- At Least Four Ants - Crushed by Jimmy Fitsimmons with his crutch off-camera.
- Scoop Dunbarton - Accidentally blown up by a bomb set up by Jefferson Davis after stepping on it.
- Roger Dunbarton - Throat impaled by a laminated newspaper because of Scoop setting off Jefferson's bomb. Shared proxy kill.
- Total - 8
Season 3
Are You Ready For The Summer?
- Unnamed Man - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head off-screen in 1963, mentioned.
- Charles Hardin Holley/Buddy Holly - Died in a plane accident off-screen in 1959, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Unknown Person - Died of unspecified causes off-screen four months prior, mentioned.
- Mosquito - Squished by Mickey Ireland with his hand.
- Kevin Murphy - Drowned in a pool off-screen several years prior, partially shown in a recording. Revived.
- Phineas - Bled out after he was thrown through a window by Goliath. Revived by a doctor.
- Total - 6
Paul Lynde to Block
- Frog - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Frog - Ran over by Vic Reynolds with his lawnmower off-camera, body shown.
- Goliath (Elephant) - Euthanized by an unknown person off-screen, mentioned.
- Grabowski - Head ripped off by a Panda off-screen during the Korean War, mentioned.
- Lex's Uncle - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head off-screen, mentioned.
- Both of Nguyen-Nguyen's Parents - Killed by Chet Stevenson during the Vietnam War off-screen, mentioned.
- Nguyen-Nguyen's Grandfather - Died in a typhoon off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Total - 8
The Stinger
- Senator Robert Francis "Bobby" Kennedy - Shot to death by Sirhan Sirhan off-screen in 1968, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Cockroach - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- At Least 1,000,000 Unknown People - Died during the Irish Potato Famine off-screen from 1845 to 1852, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Baby Possum - Drowned in a pool off-screen, mentioned.
- Bird - Killed with a tether ball swung by Phillip Bonfiglio.
- Total - 1,000,004
Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride
- Ladybug - Eaten alive by Anthony Bonfiglio.
- Unnamed Apache Grandfather - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
Battle of the Sexes
- Goose - Shredded inside a jet engine by an unknown pilot on Frank Murphy's orders.
- Mosquito - Crushed by Frank Murphy with his hand.
- Evelyn and Goomer's Baby - Died in a miscarriage off-screen, mentioned.
- Opa Gunther - Bled out after accidentally stabbing himself in the head off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Ginny Throater's Dog - Died of unspecified causes off-screen one day prior, mentioned.
- Total - 5
Punch Drunk
- At Least Four Fish - Died of unknown causes off-screen, bodies shown.
- Kenny and Ben Walter's Mother - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 5
Summer Vacation
- At Least 188 Flies - Caught in a glue trap off-screen, bodies shown.
- 15 Unknown Members of the Van De Camp Family - Murdered by an unknown person off-screen in 1926, mentioned on a sign.
- Total - 203
It's In His Blood
- Fish - Eventually suffocated off-screen when Vic Reynolds released it from his water couch.
- Colonel Chester "Chet" Stevenson - Eventually died off-screen after being poisoned by Nguyen-Nguyen Stevenson with floor cleanser.
- Total - 2
Frank the Father
- Buster (Dog) - Drowned by Chet Stevenson's father off-screen, mentioned.
- At Least Four Cats - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skeletons shown.
- Bird - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skeleton shown.
- Total - 6
Bill Murphy's Night Off
- Mrs. Fitzsimmons - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
- Worm - Ripped in half by Anthony Bonfiglio off-screen, mentioned.
- Unknown Insect - Eaten alive by Anthony Bonfiglio off-screen, mentioned.
- Fish - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Robert Deemwitt "Bob Pogo" Pogrohovich - Succumbed to a heart attack. Revived by Smoky with CPR.
- Total - 5
Season 4
Father Confessor
- Goldfish - Eaten alive by Anthony Bonfiglio off-screen, mentioned.
- Anna Maria Bonfiglio - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
- 2,403 People - Died during the Pearl Harbor Attacks off-screen in 1941, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- William Murphy's Father - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned in a flashback four weeks prior.
- Mr. McCriskin - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 2,407
Nothing is Impossible
- Raccoon - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Cat - Accidentally ran over by Mr. Rosenthal off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 2
Bring Me a Tooth
- Rat - Killed by Major off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 1
The "B" Word
- Stan Chilson's Father - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Sophie - Knocked down a flight of stairs by her father because of Stan Chilson's father off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Otto Holtenwasser's Father - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Total - 3
Just Breathe
- Dr. McCallister - Succumbed to a stroke due to his smoking habit.
- Sue Murphy's Grandmother - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Duce Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini - Shot to death by Walter Audisio with a submachine gun off-screen in 1945, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Jimmy Fitzsimmons' Grandfather - Suffocated to death inside a chimney after the people who owned the house started a fire.
- Total - 4
Come To Papa
- Lena Montgomery - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned in a flashback.
- Total - 1
R is for Rosie
- Three Chickens - Killed by Slutskaya off-screen, bodies shown.
- Total - 3
Murphy and Son
- Bridget's Goldfish - Choked to death on shotgun pellets off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 1
Land, Ho!
- Eliot Ness - Succumbed to a heart attack off-screen in 1957, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Führer Adolf Hitler - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head off-screen in 1945, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Six Unknown Members of a College Volleyball Team - Died in a plane accident off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 8
Baby, Baby, Baby
- At Least One Unnamed Korean Soldier - Killed by Frank Murphy off-screen during the Korean War, mentioned.
- At Least One Unnamed Korean Soldier - Killed by an unnamed man off-screen during the Korean War, mentioned.
- Total - 2
Season 5
The Mahogany Fortress
- William Francis "Big Bill" Murphy - Succumbed to cardiac arrest after an aneurysm.
- Edie "Bird" Betsy - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned in a newspaper.
- Goomer's Father - Electrocuted to death after he made Goomer urinate on an electric fence off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Unnamed Man - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Fox - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Man - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Unnamed Woman - Hit by an unknown person in a bus off-screen, body shown.
- Janet Vanderheim's Father - Died of unspecified causes off-screen twenty years prior, mentioned.
- Eamon Ahern - Died of unknown causes off-screen in 1957, grave shown.
- Ciara Ahern - Died of unknown causes off-screen in 1972, grave shown.
- Patrick Ahern - Died of unknown causes off-screen in 1944, grave shown.
- At Least Four Unknown Members of the Shaughnessy Family - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Moore - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Bryn - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Mr. DiBello - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Szyszka - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Jupin - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Cabin - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Sajdak - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Bastien - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Y. Wilcott - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Michael Hill - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Warchett - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Myers - Died of unknown causes off-screen, grave shown.
- Fred McCay - Died of unknown causes off-screen in 1966, grave shown.
- At Least 90 Unknown People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, graves shown.
- Total - 118
The Rustland Massacre
- At Least 13,412 People - Killed during the French and Indian War off-screen from 1754 to 1763, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Lassie (Dog) - Froze to death off-screen, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 13,413
Blind Alley
- Jiles Perry "J.P." Richardson Jr./The Big Bopper - Died in a plane accident off-screen in 1959, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 1
Thank You So Much
- James Dean - Died in a car accident off-screen in 1955, memorial shown. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 1
The Searchers
- President William McKinley - Shot to death by Leon Czolgosz off-screen in 1901, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Alphonse Gabriel "Al" Capone - Died of heart failure due to apoplexy off-screen in 1947, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- King Edward I - Succumbed to dysentery off-screen in 1307, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- 13 of Smokey's Siblings - Died of unspecified causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- One of Smokey's Brothers - Executed by an unknown person off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- Unnamed Male Doctor - Murdered by Smokey's brother off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
- At Least Two Unnamed Little People - Murdered by gangsters on Lou Gagliardi's orders off-screen, mentioned.
- Total - 20
Screw Ups
- None
A Very Merry F***ng Christmas
- Mahātmā Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi - Shot to death by Nathuram Godse off-screen in 1948, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Ellen Naomi Cohen/Cass Elliot/Mama Cass - Died of a heart attack off-screen, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Pigeon - Killed by a homeless man off-screen, body shown.
- Rat - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Total - 4
Bye Bye Frankie
- Raccoon - Beaten to death by Ben Walters with a guitar.
- Julie - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
- Louis "Snub Nose Louie" Gagliardi - Crushed underneath a falling speaker tower.
- Johann Sebastian Bach - Died of complications from eye surgery off-screen in 1750, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 4
Deaths
- Total - 1,016,431
- Season 1 - 18
- Season 2 - 174
- Season 3 - 1,000,246
- Season 4 - 2,432
- Season 5 - 13,561
Group Deaths
Animals
- Total - 41
- 9 Fish of Unknown Species
- 5 Cats
- 3 Birds of Unknown Species
- 3 Frogs
- 3 Chickens
- 3 Dogs
- 3 Rats
- 2 Elephants
- 2 Raccoons
- 1 Horse
- 1 Mouse
- 1 Possum
- 1 Goose
- 1 Goldfish
- 1 Goldfish
- 1 Fox
- 1 Pigeon
Humans
- Total - 1,016,190
- 1,016,119 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 57 Men
- 14 Women
Insects
- Total - 200
- 188 Flies
- 6 Ants
- 2 Mosquitos
- 1 Cockroach
- 1 Ladybug
- 1 Worm
- 1 Insect of Unknown Species
Kill Counts
- Jimmy James Fitzsimmons - 6 (Alive)
- Anthony Bonfiglio - 4 (Alive)
- Victor Lafayette "Vic" Reynolds, Sr. - 3 (Alive)
- Slutskaya - 3 (Alive)
- Second Lieutenant Francis X. "Frank" Murphy - 3 (Alive)
- Jefferson Davis/Tecumseh X. Du Bois - 2 (Imprisoned)
- Colonel Chester "Chet" Stevenson - 2 (Deceased)
- Louis "Snub Nose Louie" Gagliardi - 2 (Deceased)
- Kenny "Ken" Walters - 1 (Alive)
- Ben Walters - 1 (Alive)
- Major (Dog) - 1 (Alive)
- Clark - 1 (Alive)
- "Irish" Micky Ireland - 1 (Alive)
- Phillip Pope John XXIII Bonfiglio - 1 (Alive)
- Mr. Rosenthal - 1 (Alive)
- Nguyen-Nguyen Stevenson - 1 (Imprisoned)
- James Earl Ray - 1 (Unknown)
- Lee Harvey Oswald - 1 (Unknown)
- Sirhan Sirhan - 1 (Unknown)
- Walter Audisio - 1 (Unknown)
- Leon Czolgosz - 1 (Unknown)
- Nathuram Godse - 1 (Unknown)
- Goliath (Elephant) - 1 (Deceased)
- Scoop Dunbarton - 1 (Deceased)
Notes
Season 1
- In the episode "'F' is for Halloween", it's mentioned that Otto Holtenwasser's "entire family" was killed during the holocaust, but it's unknown as to how many people this included.
- In the season two episode "The Liar's Club", Otto reveals his family consisted of fourteen other people.
Season 2
- In the episode "Heavy Sledding", a newspaper mentions several men have been committing suicide, but it doesn't specify how many.
- Later on, Bolo mentions a girl he slept with died of leukemia after she contracted polio, however he was obviously lying so it won't be counted.
- Smokey mentions he once shot a worker during one of his shifts, but doesn't say if he killed him or not.
- A news report mentions that several snakes were shot inside of a classroom, but doesn't mention how many.
- In the episode "Fight Night", it's mentioned that a house fire killed a "stable of horses", but it's not mentioned as to how many died.
- Later in the episode, Henrietta Van Horne is shown to have a collection of at least 15 monkey paws, although it's unknown if any of them died for her to collect them.
- In the episode "Pray Away", Randy mentions he's accidentally ran over people in his van before, but it's unknown if he killed anyone.
Season 3
- In the episode "Are You Ready For The Summer?", it's mentioned in previous episodes that Kevin drowned in a pool as a toddler, however it's only confirmed in this episode that he briefly died.
- In the episode "Paul Lynde to Block", none of the deaths from the film "The What We Did" will be counted since none of them are real.
- Later on, Frank mentions he once accidentally shot a family of pandas during the Korean war, but doesn't say how many he killed.
- Chet also mentions that during the Vietnam war, his squadron bombed Nguyen-Nguyen Stevenson's village to take out a nest of Viet Cong soldiers, but doesn't say how many they killed.
- In the episode "Frank the Father", Frank mentions that a man killed his entire family with an axe, but doesn't say how many.
Season 4
- In the episode "Just Breathe", it's mentioned that half of Dr. McCallister's patients died, but it's not said how many he's had.
- Later, Frank and his father Bill mention once finding a refrigerator with a severed arm inside, although it's unknown if the person who owned it died.
- In the episode "Come to Papa", two cars can be heard crashing into each other off-camera, however it's unknown if anyone died.
- In the episode "Murphy and Son", it's mentioned that someone's severed foot was found inside a birthday cake, although it's unknown if the person died or not.
Season 5
- In the episode "The Rustland Massacre", it's mentioned that three separate massacres took place in the town of Rustland, but it's not mentioned as to how many.