Epic NPC Man

Epic NPC Man is a New Zealand comedy skit web-series produced by Viva La Dirt League. It premiered in 2016 and runs to this day.

The series is set in a fictional world of Azerim in a fictional MMORPG called Skycraft. The skits parody various role-playing games such as World of Warcraft, Skyrim, and The Witcher.

Victims

Skits

Season 1

Episode 1: Skip

• Unnamed Female Citizen of Honeywood - Stabbed by an Adventurer SlayerWaspKC with the sword of Valadrin.
  • Total - 1

Episode 2: Nice Day For Fishing

• None

Episode 3: AFK

• None

Episode 4: Breastplate

• None

Episode 5: Stuck

• None

Episode 6: Achievement Unlocked

• Unnamed Maid – Burnt to death by Adventurers Kripparrian, Amaze and Trump.
  • Total - 1

Episode 7: Morning

• None

Season 2

Episode 1: Loot Hoarder

• None

Episode 2: One Of A Kind

• None

Episode 3: Arrow

• None

Episode 4: Discard

• Unnamed Female Citizen of Honeywood – Stabbed by an Adventurer Krosis with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 5: 1HP

• None

Episode 6: Spawn

• Greg the Garlic Farmer - Stabbed by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned after the Adventurer left.
  • Total - 1

Episode 7: Assassin logic in games

• Unnamed Guard – Stabbed in the back by an Assassin RogueBanana with a dagger.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer - Stabbed in the back by an Assassin RogueBanana with a dagger.
  • Total - 2

Episode 8: Over Burdened

• None

Season 3

Episode 1: Childs Play

• None

Episode 2 Banquet

• Adventurer VinerzZ - Slashed to death by an Adventurer Hugh Mungis in a sword duel.
  • Total - 1

Episode 3: Fire

• None

Episode 4: Open Mic

• None

Episode 5: Protection

• None

Episode 6: Mute

• None

Episode 7: Xmas Special

• None

Episode 8: Cage

• None

Episode 9: Main Quest

• None

Episode 10: Never kick the chicken!

• Adventurer Soul54Hunter – Killed by a horde of Honeywood citizens which included Baelin the Fisherman.
  • Total - 1

Season 4

Episode 1: Bucket

• None

Episode 2: Darkwood

• At Least Five Rats – Killed off-screen by an Adventurer Ladyravenfire. The number of rats is not officially stated in this episode but it is shown that Greg the Garlic Farmer's Darkwood counterpart has a quest in which he wants 5 spiders to be killed. Furthermore, in Season 4 Episode 4 Rats, Greg likely gives the same quest to a different Adventurer in which he asks her to kill 5 rats.
  • Total - 5

Episode 3: Troll

• Troll Adventurer Snuggles – Stabbed once by an Adventurer TheDarkFart with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Rats

• Eight Rats - Stabbed by an Adventurer CallMyDaddy with a sword.
• Rat - Stomped on by Greg the Garlic Farmer.
  • Total - 9

Episode 5: Lag

• None

Episode 6: Spellbook

• Rat - Stabbed by an Adventurer AugustValentine with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 7: Ghost

• Adventurer Ryu – Shot to death by an Adventurer Spritestuff with Arcane Missiles. His ghost rose from a graveyard and returned to his body.
  • Total - 1

Episode 8: Guard Day

• None

Episode 9: Hack

• None

Episode 10: Balloon Day

• None

Episode 11: Equality

• None

Season 5

Episode 1: Shadowy Letter

• None

Episode 2: It's Finished

• None

Episode 3: Campfire

• Adventurer Wisely – Burnt to death by a campfire left by an Adventurer SalamiNips.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Log

• None

Episode 5: Mini Games

• None

Episode 6: Girl

• None

Season 6

Episode 1: Size Matters

• None

Episode 2: Skins

• None

Episode 3: Completionist

• Adventurer TronaldDump – Head burnt by an Adventurer Fitz with a fire breath.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Crafting

• None

Episode 5: Accept

• Seven Dragons of the Realm – Killed off-screen by an Adventurer Dethrige and High Sorcerer Baradun. Shared kills.
  • Total - 7

Episode 6: Escort Quest

• Unknown Animal - Died in the desert presumably from starvation off-screen, skull shown.
• Baelin the Fisherman – Bitten and dragged by a bear.
• Bear – Arm cut off by the Adventurer. (Debatable)
• Baelin the Fisherman – Stabbed to death by two muggers with either daggers or knives.
• Bear - Arm cut off by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled with an arrow in the head by the Adventurer.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body by the Adventurer.
• Skeleton – Destroyed by the Adventurer.
• Baelin the Fisherman – Burnt to death by High Sorcerer Baradun with a fireball.
• Bear - Arm cut off by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled by an arrow in the head by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – His own fire bolt was deflected back at him by the Adventurer.
• Skeleton – Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer.
• Lava Monster – Destroyed by the Adventurer with several powerful attacks.
• Baelin the Fisherman - Accidentally fell off the bridge into lava.
• Bear - Arm cut off off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled by an arrow in the head off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – His own fire bolt was deflected back at him by the Adventurer off-screen while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Lava Monster – Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer with several powerful attacks while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Baelin the Fisherman – Crushed by a boulder.
• Bear - Arm cut off off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled by an arrow in the head off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – His own fire bolt was deflected back at him by the Adventurer off-screen while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Lava Monster – Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer with several powerful attacks while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Baelin the Fisherman – Body cut in half by a thrown sword.
• Bear - Arm cut off off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled by an arrow in the head off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – His own fire bolt was deflected back at him by the Adventurer off-screen while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Lava Monster – Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer with several powerful attacks while she was replaying section of the quest.
• At Least One Enemy NPC - Presumably killed by the Adventurer off-screen. (Debatable)
• Baelin the Fisherman – Eaten by a giant fish.
• Bear - Arm cut off off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Two Unnamed Muggers – Impaled by an arrow in the head off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Unnamed Mugger - Impaled by an arrow in the body off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – His own fire bolt was deflected back at him by the Adventurer off-screen while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Skeleton - Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer while she was replaying section of the quest.
• Lava Monster – Destroyed off-screen by the Adventurer with several powerful attacks while she was replaying section of the quest.
• At Least One Enemy NPC - Presumably killed by the Adventurer off-screen while she was replaying section of the quest. (Debatable)
• Giant Fish - Possibly killed by the Adventurer off-screen (Debatable)
• Baelin the Fisherman - Impaled in the head by an arrow right in front of the castle.
  • Total - 58

Season 7

Episode 1: Micro Transactions

• Three Forest Rats – Stabbed by a tagless Adventurer with a sword.
  • Total - 3

Episode 2: The Swap

• None

Episode 3: Fair Maiden

• Evil Dragon Galathian – Presumably killed before the episode started by an Adventurer DigBrick. (Debatable)
• Fair Maiden – Stabbed by an Adventurer DigBrick with a sword.
  • Total - 2

Episode 4: Meditate

• None

Episode 5: Persuade

• Fair Maiden – Murdered before the episode started by an Adventurer Animepix.
• Unnamed Male Citizen of Honeywood – Stabbed in the back by an Adventurer Animepix with a sword.
  • Total - 2

Episode 6: Spawn Camper

• Tagless Adventurer – Burned to death six times at the graveyard with a Fireball shot by High Sorcerer Baradun. The Adventurer revived each time after his ghost came back to his body.
  • Total - 6

Episode 7: PVP

• Adventurer Tomothy94 – Head slayed off by an Adventurer LoKiSMS with an axe.
  • Total - 1

Season 8

Episode 1: Character Creation

• None

Ep. 2 Rancid

• Two Rabbits – Killed several days before the episode started by an unknown person.
  • Total - 2

Episode 3: Glitch

• None

Episode 4: The Present

• None

Episode 5: Crowded

• None

Episode 6: Leeroy Jenkins

• None

Episode 7: Summon

• None

Episode 8: Fire Bolt

• None

Episode 9: Love Meter

• None

Season 9

Episode 1: Muggers

• Fire Dragon of Shmargon Rog – Killed at unspecified point of time before the episode started by The Watcher.
• 1,000 Unnamed Orcs from the Orc Army of Belgin Rog – Killed at unspecified point of time before the episode started by The Watcher.
• Seven Headed Hydra -  Killed at unspecified point of time before the episode started by The Watcher.
• Bernard the Mugger – Slashed once by The Watcher with a sword.
• Charles the Mugger – Slashed once by The Watcher with a sword.
  • Total - 1,004

Episode 2: Quicksave

• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Killed off-screen after the episode ended by a tagless Adventurer. Undone after the episode ended when the Adventurer used quickload.
  • Total - 1

Episode 3: Just A Girl

• None

Episode 4: Quest Greg

• Quest Greg - Vanished from existence after an Adventurer Evilness completed the quest.
  • Total - 1

Season 10

Episode 1: Expansion Day

• None

Episode 2: Mean Players

• Adventurer FingerPrince – Beaten to death off-screen by Baelin the Fisherman.
• Adventurer HarryNips – Beaten to death off-screen by Baelin the Fisherman.
  • Total - 2

Episode 3: Fast Travel

• None

Episode 4: Gamer Tags

• None

Episode 5: Woah!

• None

Episode 6: Sellout

• None

Episode 7: Mind Control

• Bernard the Mugger - Slashed by the Watcher with a sword after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Charles the Mugger - Slashed by the Watcher with a sword after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 2 (All Debatable)

Episode 8: Help!

• None

Episode 9: Grandma Mugger

• None

Episode 10: Freaky Friday

• None

Season 11

Episode 1: Loot Lust

• Steve - Slashed multiple times by Adventurers Adam King and Ben Van Lier with swords and shot multiple times by an Adventurer Rowan Bettjeman with magical staff. Respawned after 54 seconds. Shared kill.
• Adventurer Rowan Bettjeman – Killed after the episode ended by Steve.
• Adventuer Adam King – Killed after the episode ended by Steve.
• Adventurer Ben Van Lier – Killed after the episode ended by Steve.
  • Total - 4

Episode 2: Flowers

• Eugene's Wife – Passed away from unspecified causes before the episode started.
  • Total - 1

Episode 3: Instancing

• None

Episode 4: Soul Mate

• None

Episode 5: Escort

• None

Episode 6: Zombie

• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Bitten to death after the episode ended by a zombie who started biting him before the episode ended.
  • Total - 1

Season 12

Episode 1: Over Powered

• Unnamed Troll - Defeated by The Watcher before the episode started.
• The Watcher - Slashed by a guard with a sword.
  • Total - 2

Episode 2: Sentimental

• Unnamed Wraith – Defeated by an Adventurer Norica before the episode started.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer's Father – Soul set free when Greg put his father's sword into his father's sheath.
  • Total - 2

Episode 3: Shade Away

• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back before the episode started by a tagless Adventurer with a sword.  Body shown. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Respawned.
• Tagless Adventurer - Stabbed in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a sword.
  • Total - 12

Episode 4: Legendary Sword

• None

Season 13

Episode 1: Health Potion

• None

Episode 2: Vital Cutscene

• Boger the Blacksmith – Killed off-screen by a tagless monster. Body shown.
• High Sorcerer Baradun – Killed off-screen by a tagless monster. Body shown.
• Greg the Garlic Farmer – Mortally wounded off-screen by a tagless monster. Died from his wounds on-screen.
  • Total - 3

Episode 3: Woodcutter

• None

Season 14

Episode 1: The Puzzle

• None

Episode 2 Ability Point

• 42 Wolves – Killed by an Adventurer Whemsy before the episode started.
• 42 Wolves – Killed by an Adventurer WackyJacky101 off-screen.
  • Total - 84

Episode 3: High Level

• None

Season 15

Episode 1: Unskippable

• None

Episode 2: Horse Pocket

• None

Episode 3: Charisma Ring

• None

Season 16

Episode 1: The Loop

• None

Episode 2: Thief

• None

Season 17

Episode 1: Holy Fire

• None

Episode 2: Pause

• Thief – Slashed to death by an Adventurer Lemonaidrinds.
  • Total - 1

Season 18

Episode 1: Sneak

• None

Episode 2: Old Friends

• None

Season 19

Episode 1: The Dragon

• Charles the Mugger – Killed off-screen by the dragon Dolderoth.
• Bernard the Mugger - Killed off-screen by the dragon Dolderoth.
  • Total - 2

Episode 2: Blocked

• Eugene - Stabbed in the stomach by a tagless Adventurer with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 3: Streamer

• Unnamed Male Ranger - Throat cut by a streamer with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Mods

• Gargoth – Turned into Thomas the Tank Engine and his stats lowered by an Adventurer xeroskills with mods. Killed by getting hit 3 times by Adventurers xeroskills with a sword and 3 times by Adventurer Sparky with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Season 20

Episode 1: Broken

• None

Episode 2: Burning Man

• Eugene's Wife - Died in a fire before the episode started.
• Eugene's Child - Died in a fire before the episode started.
  • Total - 2

Episode 3: Quick Save

• Unnamed Troll – Slashed to death off-screen by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Undone when he loaded the main save.
• Unnamed Male Royal Guard – Killed off-screen by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Undone when he loaded the main save.
• Unnamed Male Character - Killed off-screen by a tagless Adventurer with a sword. Undone when he loaded the main save.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he used quickload.
• Tagless Male Adventurer – Fell off a cliff. Undone when he loaded the main save and found himself at the beginning of the game.
  • Total - 12

Episode 4: Secret Tomb

• None

Episode 5: #teamtrees

• None

Season 21

Episode 1: Goose

• None

Episode 2: Scammer

• None

Episode 3: Crossplay

• Adventurer Doodiydoo – Stabbed in stomach by an Adventurer TheSexyYoda with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Awkward Cutscene

• None

Season 22

Episode 1: Holy Nova

• Venjamin Bandolier – Slashed to death off-screen by an Adventurer JakeyMcSteaky. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1

Episode 2: Blocked Path

• None

Episode 3: Magic

• Unnamed Troll – Killed by two mages of the order of magic with spells which included Blinding Light, Gleaming Eye Scorcher, Rainbow Spark Fountain, Super Nova of Colour, Rainbow Missiles, Blazing Dazzling Bolt of Lightning Sparks, Curtain of Brightness, Luminous Flare and Magical Light River of Radiant Brightness.
  • Total - 1

Episode 4: Poor Merchant

• Rauhl – Died of unknown cause before the events of the series. His golden skull is shown.
• At least Six of Fred Orchendson's Children – Eventually died of unspecified illnesses off-screen. (Debatable)
  • Total - 7

Episode 5: Wagon

• None

Season 23

Episode 1: Stealth

• Unnamed Male Guard – Hit in the head with a knife thrown by an Adventurer ProphetZero.
• Four Unnamed Male Guards – Killed after the episode ended by an Adventurer ProphetZero. (Debatable)
  • Total - 5

Episode 2: Choice

• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto. Undone when Adventurer MeanCheese used quickload.
• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto. Undone when Adventurer MeanCheese used quickload.
• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto. Undone when Adventurer MeanCheese used quickload.
• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto. Undone when Adventurer MeanCheese used quickload.
• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto. Undone when Adventurer MeanCheese used quickload.
• Unnamed Male Member of the Rangers' Guild – Head chopped off by Greg the Garlic Farmer with a zanpakuto.
  • Total - 6

Episode 3: Stealth Optional

• Two Unnamed Male Guards – Killed off-screen by a tagless Adventurer.
  • Total - 2

Episode 4: Chest

• None

Episode 5: Kickstarter

• None

Episode 6: Girlfriend

• None

Season 24

Episode 1: Danger Music

• Tagless Adventurer – Throat bitten by a mouse.
  • Total - 1

Episode 2: Reward

• Minotaur – Plunged throught chest before the episode started by a tagless Adventurer with the minotaur's own horn.
• Demon Lord Valgoth – Killed before the episode started by a tagless Adventurer. (Debatable)
  • Total - 2

Episode 3: Preparation

• Woodland Dragon – Slashed and stabbed to death by a tagless Watcher with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Season 25

Episode 1: Provoked

• Greg the Garlic Farmer - Beaten to death by Fred Orchendson.
  • Total - 1

Episode 2: New Area

• None

Episode 3: Training

• None

Episde 4: Fishing

• Fish - Pulled out of the lake by a tagless Adventurer with a fishing rod.
• Nine Fish - Pulled out of the lake by a tagless Adventurer with a fishing rod after the episode ended.
  • Total - 10

Episode 5: Side Quest

• None

Episode 6: Multi Escort

• None

Episode 7: Bad Acting

• Isaac - Shot in the chest by an unseen orc with a burning arrow.
  • Total - 1

Episode 8: Weak Spot

• None

Season 26

Episode 1: Loot Fight

• None

Episode 2: The Grind

• None

Episode 3: Guardian

• Unnamed Man – Slashed by a tagless Adventurer with a sword.
• Unnamed Man – Impaled by a tagless Adventurer with a thrown spear.
• Unnamed Man – Kicked by a tagless Adventurer.
• Unnamed Man – Shot by a tagless Adventurer with a magic spell.
  • Total - 4

Episode 4: Perception

• Unnamed Male Guard - Shot in the back by a tagless Adventurer with a bow and arrow.
• Two Unnamed Male Guards - Shot in the chest by a tagless Adventurer with a bow and arrow.
• Seven Unnamed Male Guards - Shot by a tagless Adventurer with a bow and arrow off-camera, bodies shown.
• Four Unnamed Male Guards - Shot off-screen by a tagless Adventurer with a bow and arrow off-screen, 12 bodies shown minus ten previously counted victims.
  • Total - 13

Episode 5: Invisibility Ring

• None

Episode 6: Taunt

• Adventurer Hamish Parkinson - Slashed off-screen by Mokhal Stormheart with a longsword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 7: Cannon Fodder

• Greg the Garlic Farmer - Killed by the Dark Lord Quel'dor after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Eugene - Killed by the Dark Lord Quel'dor after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Fred Orchendson - Killed by the Dark Lord Quel'dor after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Baelin the Fisherman - Killed by the Dark Lord Quel'dor after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• The Dark Lord Quel'dor - Killed by Greg, Eugene, Fred Orchendson, Baelin and possibly Adventurer Ben Van Lier with crossbow, giant hammer, trident-shaped tree branch, fishing rod and sword respectively after the episode ended.
  • Total - 5 (4 debatable)

Episode 8: Mugger Scam

• None

Episode 9: Mugger vs Mugger

• Chicken - Hit by Richard or Alfred with a mace.
• RIchard the Mugger - Killed by a swarm of chickens.
• Alfred the Mugger - Killed by a swarm of chickens.
  • Total - 3

Episode 10: Clues

• Unnamed Mayor of Honeywood - Stabbed by an unknown person with a knife before the episode started.
  • Total - 1

Episode 11: Payment

• Lich Lord Gongren – Killed by a tagless Adventurer before the episode started.
  • Total - 1

Episode 12: Level Up

• Grand Vizier Zain Shadowsoul – Dragon Slashed by Adventurer Adam with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Episode 13: Combat Tips

• Lowly Bandit – Slashed to death by an Adventurer Vulpy with a sword.
  • Total - 1

Season 27

Episode 1: Pre-Finished

• Two Kobolds - Killed by Adventurer Peastew before the episode started off-screen, mentioned.
• Rat - Killed by Adventurer Peastew before the episode started, mentioned.
  • Total - 3

Episode 2: Poser

• None

Episode 3: Accidental Punch

• None

Episode 4: Evil Twins

• None

Episode 5: Inspiration

• None

Episode 6: Kill Steal

• Unnamed Orc - Shot in the eye by a tagless Adventurer with a bow and arrow.
  • Total - 1

Episode 7: Flip Flap

• None

Episode 8: Insensitive

• Unnamed Male Villager - Shot by the orcs of Schmargonrog with an arrow before the episode started, body shown.
• Unnamed Male Villager - Impaled by the orcs of Schmargonrog with a pitchfork before the episode started, body shown.
• Four Unnamed Male Villagers - Killed by the orcs of Schmargonrog before the episode started, bodies shown.
• Unnamed Female Villager - Killed by the orcs of Schmargonrog before the episode started, body shown.
• Unnamed Child Villager - Killed by the orcs of Schmargonrog before the episode started, body shown.
• Unnamed Villager - Killed by the orcs of Schmargonrog before the episode started, body shown.
• Horse - Killed by the orcs of Schmargonrog before the episode started, body shown.
• Cammy's Mother - Succumbed to a stab in the stomach inflicted by the orcs of Schmargonrog.
  • Total - 11

Episode 9: Silent Hero

• None

Episode 10: Extortion

• None

Episode 11: Bare Minimum

• Two Unnamed Boys - Eaten by the wolves off-screen, implied.
• Two Unnamed Girls - Eaten by the wolves off-screen, implied.
• Ten Unnamed Children - Starved to death after being abandoned in cages off-screen after the episode ended.
  • Total - 14

Season 28

TBA

Season 29

TBA

Season 30

TBA

Season 31

TBA

Season 32

TBA

Season 33

TBA

Season 34

TBA

Season 35

TBA

Season 36

TBA

Season 37

TBA

Season 38

TBA

Baelin's Route

• TurtleRose311 - Slashed to death by a minotaur.
• MJRosko - Slashed to death by a minotaur.
• Adventurer with an Unseen Tag - Tricked into stepping into a portal of dragon flames by Baradun.
• Gameram - Drowned in a bog offscreen (Debatable).
• Unnamed Bandit - Slashed to death by OwnedByPandas.
• Two Unnamed Bandits - Killed by OwnedByPandas offscreen, bodies seen.
• Unnamed Bandit - Stabbed through the back by OwnedByPandas.
• Six Unnamed Villagers - Killed by bandits offscreen, bodies seen.
• OwnedByPandas - Slashed on the cheek by Baelin.
• Unnamed Orc - Stabbed through the throat by Wraith soldier.
• Wraith Soldier - Stabbed and kicked to death by orcs.
• Unnamed Small Orc - Hit on the head by Baelin (Debatable).
• Five Unnamed Orcs - Stabbed and necks broken by Baelin.
• Unnamed Orc Brute - Neck broken by Baelin.
• Fish - Caught and eaten by Willow and Baelin offscreen, body seen.
• Unnamed Orc Mage - Head sliced off with a sword thrown by Baelin the Fisherman using a fishing rod.
• Unnamed Thief - Hit on the head by Baelin (Debatable).

Deaths

• Total - TBA
  • Web Series - TBA
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Kill Counts

1. The Watcher - 1,013 (Deceased)
2. Adventurer Whemsy - 42 (So Far)
3. Adventurer WhackyJacky101 - 42 (So Far)
4. Baelin the Fisherman - 15 (So Far)
5. High Sorcerer Baradun - 15 (So Far)
6. Adventurer CallMyDaddy - 8 (So Far)
7. Greg the Garlic Farmer - 8 (So Far)
8. Adventurer Dethrige - 7 (So Far)
9. Adventurer LadyRavenfire - 5 (So Far)
10. Adventurer ProphetZero - 5 (So Far)
11. The Dark Lord Quel'Dor - 4 (Unknown)
12. Adventurer OwnedByPandas - 4 (Deceased)
13. Steve - 3 (So Far)
14. Adventurer Peastew - 3 (So Far)
15. Adventurer RogueBanana - 2 (So Far)
16. Adventurer DigBrick - 2 (So Far)
17. Adventurer AnimePix - 2 (So Far)
18. Adventurer Ben Lan Vier - 2 (So Far)
19. Dolderoth (Dragon) - 2 (So Far)
20. Fred Orchendson - 2 (So Far)
21. Adventurer Fitz - 1 (So Far)
22. Adventurer SlayerWaspKC - 1 (So Far)
23. Adventurer Kripparrian - 1 (So Far)
24. Adventurer Amaze - 1 (So Far)
25. Adventurer Krosis - 1 (So Far)
26. Adventurer Hugh Mungis - 1 (So Far)
27. Adventurer TheDarkFart - 1 (So Far)
28. Adventurer August Valentine - 1 (So Far)
29. Adventurer Spritestuff - 1 (So Far)
30. Adventurer Salaminips - 1 (So Far)
31. Adventurer LokiSMS - 1 (So Far)
32. Adventurer Evilness - 1 (So Far)
33. Adventurer Norica - 1 (So Far)
34. Adventurer Lemonaidrinds - 1 (So Far)
35. Adventurer Xeroskills - 1 (So Far)
36. Adventurer TheSexyYoda - 1 (So Far)
37. Adventurer JakeyMcSteaky - 1 (So Far)
38. Mokhal Stormheart - 1 (So Far)
39. Eugene - 1 (So Far)
40. Richard the Mugger - 1 (So Far)
41. Alfred the Mugger - 1 (So Far)
42. Adventurer Adam (Level Up) - 1 (So Far)
43. Adventurer Vulpy - 1 (So Far)
44. Adventurer Trump - 1 (So Far)
45. Adventurer Adam King - 1 (Deceased)
46. Adventurer Rowan Bettjeman - 1 (Deceased)

Notes

By Season

Season 11

• In the episode "Loot Lust", The player tags are not shown, but the Adventurer played by Rowan is is addressed with Rowan's name meaning the players share their names with their actors.

Season 23

• In the episode "Chest", Fred Orchendson's children are not be listed here because they were already listed in section for Season 22, Episode 4: Poor Merchant.

Season 27

• In the episode "Pre-Finished", Greg references "countless enemies" being killed by his grandfather with his unique sword. Because the exact number of enemies isn't given, they aren't counted.
• In the episode "Poser", Lookatme420 references creatures of the dark lands which he had killed, but their exact number isn't given so they aren't counted.
• In the episode "Inspiration" Isaac and Flint reference rescuing Isaac's sister from the bandits, but it is unknown how many bandits they killed so they are not counted. In the same episode, Isaac and Bodger reference unspecified battles they had together, but it is unknown how many enemies they killed so they aren't counted.
• In the episode "Bare Minimum", tagless Adventurer says that he'd killed all of the bandits in a bandit camp. Because the exact number of the bandits isn't given, they aren't counted.