Epic Movie is a comedy film which is a parody of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, with elements of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Da Vinci Code.
Victims[]
- Paris Hilton - Crushed when Susan fell on top of her after being thrown out of an airplane by Samuel L. Jackson.
- Ron Weasley - Shot in the neck by Susan with an arrow.
- Rubeus Hagrid - Slashed by Peter.
- Minerva McGonagall - Slashed by Peter.
- Albus Dumbledore - Stabbed by Harry's sword sent flying from his hand by Peter.
- Silas - Neck snapped by Aslo.
- Aslo - Stabbed by the White Bitch with a knife.
- Bink - Killed by Edward with a body slam.
- White Bitch - Run over by Jack Swallows with the wheel from Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
- Peter Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel.
- Susan Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel.
- Edward Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel.
- Lucy Pervertsky - Run over by Jack with the wheel.
Deaths[]
- Total - 13