Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard is a 2009 action/comedy video game made by Vicious Cycle Software.
Victims[]
Hide and Sake[]
Boss Fights[]
- Sonny Tang - Beaten to death by Matt Hazard.
- Sting Sniperscope - Beaten to death by Matt Hazard. (Resurrects)
- Total - 2
Enemies[]
- 66 Unnamed Yakuza Members - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 66
Overall[]
- Total - 67
- All Humans
- All Men
- All Humans
Red Meat[]
Boss Fights[]
- General Neutranov - Shot to death by Matt Hazard.
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 26 Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 21 Unnamed Security Guards - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 18 Unnamed Cowboys - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 14 Unnamed Butchers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Jedediah Bedlam - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 80
Overall[]
- Total - 81
- All Humans
- All Men
- All Humans
Snipers, and Choppers, and Wizards... Oh my![]
Boss Fights[]
- Sting Sniperscope 2.0 - Thrown over a rail by Matt Hazard and falls to his death. (Resurrects)
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 60 Unnamed Security Guards - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 29 Unnamed Soak'Em Commandos - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 27 Unnamed Construction Workers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Unnamed Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by Bill the Wizard with his magic.
- Total - 117
Overall[]
- Total - 118
- All Humans
- All Men
- All Humans
Backdoor Assault at the Big House[]
Enemies[]
- 33 Zombies - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 31 Unnamed Security Guards - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 16 of Dexter's Darlings - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 13 Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Two Unnamed Cowboys - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 95
Overall[]
- Total - 95
- 62 Humans
- 46 Men
- 16 Women
- 33 Zombies
- 62 Humans
Same Ship, Different Bay[]
Boss fights[]
- Tentacle Beast of Tramm - Six of the beast's tentacles are blown up by naval mines shot by Matt Hazard.
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 48 Unnamed Space Marines - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 35 Unnamed Sailors - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Seven Zombies - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Two Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 92
Overall[]
- Total - 93
- 85 Humans
- All Men
- 7 Zombies
- 1 Tentacle Monster
- 85 Humans
Fraggmee Warehouse[]
Boss Fights[]
- Altos Tratus - Shot to death by Matt Hazard.
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 38 Unnamed Soak'Em Commandos - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 19 Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Seven Unnamed Wafferthinn Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Six Unnamed Space Marines - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Four Zombies - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 74
Overall[]
- Total - 75
- 71 Humans
- All Men
- 4 Zombies
- 71 Humans
A Dock of Ships, Now[]
Boss Fights[]
- Sting Sniperscope 3.0 - Air blown onto him by Matt Hazard and de-rezes permanently.
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 83 Unnamed Construction Workers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 27 Unnamed Soak'Em Commandos - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 21 Unnamed Space Marines - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 14 Unnamed Wafferthinn Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Ten Unnamed Cowboys - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Five Unnamed Security Guards - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Three Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Two Zombies - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
Overall[]
- Total - 166
- 164 Humans
- All Men
- 2 Zombies
- 164 Humans
Taking Revenge to a Whole New Level[]
Boss Fights[]
- Wallace Wellesley's Avatar - Beaten to death by Matt Hazard.
- Total - 1
Enemies[]
- 86 Unnamed Megasoft Employees - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 34 Zombies - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 21 Unnamed Soak'Em Commandos - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 18 Unnamed Space Marines - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 12 Unnamed Russian Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- 12 Unnamed Wafferthinn Soldiers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Ten Unnamed Construction Workers - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Eight of Dexter's Darlings - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Four Unnamed Security Guards - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Three Unnamed Cowboys - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 208
Other Deaths[]
- QA's Avatar - Shot in the back by Wallace Wellesley.
- Downey's Avatar (Megasoft Employee) - Killed by Matt Hazard, player's choice.
- Total - 2
Overall[]
- Total - 211
- 176 Humans
- 168 Men
- 8 Women
- 34 Zombies
- 1 Avatar
- All Men
- 176 Humans
Deaths[]
- Total - 906
- 904 Humans
- 880 Men
- 24 Women
- 1 Monster
- 1 Avatar
- All Women
- 904 Humans
Kill Counts[]
- Matt Hazard - 903 (Alive)
- Wallace Wellesley - 1 (Alive)
- QA - 1 (Alive)
- Bill the Wizard - 1 (Alive)
Death Count[]
Avatars[]
- Total - 1
- All Men
Bosses[]
- Total - 8
- 7 Humans
- All Men
- 1 Tentacle Monster
- 7 Humans
Enemies[]
- Total - 862
- 120 Construction Workers
- 115 Soak'Em Commandos
- 95 Security Guards
- 93 Space Marines
- 86 Megasoft Employees
- 80 Zombies
- 75 Russian Soldiers
- 66 Yakuza
- 35 Sailors
- 33 Cowboys
- 26 Wafferthinn Soldiers
- 24 Dexter's Darlings
- 14 Butchers
Notes[]
- In the boss fights for General Neutranov, the Tentacle Beast of Tramm, and Altos Tratus, enemies spawn endlessly only to try and stop the player from progressing and to provide additional ammo. In all these cases, they won't be counted.