Dick Figures

Dick Figures is a action/comedy series made by Ed Skudder and Zack Keller.

The series began in 2010 and concluded in 2014, as well as a film in 2015. A spin-off series was also made titled Chick Figures, based off of main characters Red and Blue's daughters.

Victims[]

Series[]

A Bee Or Something[]

None

Panda Hat[]

None

Flame War[]

Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Shot to death by an unknown person, body shown.
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Shot to death by an unknown person.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Blown up with a grenade thrown by a purple stick figure.
Unnamed Grey Stick Figure - Blown up with a grenade thrown by a purple stick figure.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Stabbed in the head with two shuriken thrown by Red.
Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Shot in the head with a sniper rifle by Blue.
Unnamed Pink Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Neck snapped by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Chopped in half with an axe by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Hit in the head with an axe thrown by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Hit over the head with a shotgun by Red.
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Impaled through the head with a shotgun by Red.
Unnamed Grey Stick Figure - Ripped in half by Red.
- Total - 15

Traffic Jams[]

Giant Turtle - Decapitated with a sword by Red.
- Total - 1

Steakosaurus[]

T-Rex - Blown up with a futuristic gun by Red.
Seven Dinosaurs - Eaten off-screen by Red and Blue, bodies shown.
Red - Crushed/blown up by a meteor.
Blue - Crushed/blown up by a meteor.
- Total - 10

OMG[]

None

Trouble Date[]

None

Kitty Amazing[]

Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Three Unnamed Yellow Stick Figures - Hearts melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Pink Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Four Unnamed Blue Stick Figures - Hearts melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Orange Stick figures - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Unnamed Red Stick Figure - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Mr. Dinkleberry - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Chad Cop - Heart melted after seeing Kitty Amazing.
Kitty Amazing - Turned to stone after seeing itself in a mirror and accidentally smashed.
- Total - 18

Role Playas[]

None

Attack of the Pwns[]

Two Unknown People - Died when their spaceships exploded.
Unknown Person - Died when their spaceship exploded.
Two Unknown People - Died when their spaceships exploded.
Two Unknown People - Died when their spaceships exploded.
Unknown Person - Died when their spaceship exploded.
Three Unknown People - Died when their spaceships exploded.
- Total - 11

Zombies & Shotguns[]

Zombie - Accidentally shot in the head by Red.
Lord Tourettes - Eaten off-screen by Zombies.
Three Zombies - Shot to death by Red.
Zombified "Fat Ugly Girl" - Shot to death by Red.
Two Zombies - Brains destroyed with a chainsaw by Red.
Two Zombies - Shot to death by Blue.
Zombie - Head pulled off by Red.
Zombie - Shot to death by Blue.
Broseph - Disemboweled with a chainsaw by Red.
Mr. Dinkleberry - Killed off-screen by Red and Blue.
- Total - 14

Camp Anarchy[]

Big Foot - Beaten to death with a baseball bat by Blue.
- Total - 1

Butt Genie[]

Flufferz - Died of constipation.
Broseph - Ripped vertically in half after wishing to "get ripped".
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Crushed underneath a car after wishing for one.
- Total - 3

Lord Tourette's Syndrome[]

Mall Santa - Killed by Lord Tourette's magic.
- Total - 1

Fang Angels[]

None

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada[]

Pink - Drowned after Red sank their boat with cannons.
Two Unnamed Purple Stick Figures - Drowned after Red sank their boat with cannons.
Unnamed Pink Stick Figure - Drowned after Red sank their boat with cannons.
Lord Tourettes - Shot by Red, stabbed in the head with a cleaver thrown by Raccoon, knocked off the boat with an anchor by Blue, and eaten alive by sharks.
- Total - 5

Y U So Meme?[]

None

Sex Marks the Spot[]

Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
- Total - 3

We're Cops![]

Unnamed Prostitute - Shot to death by Red off-camera, scream heard.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Killed by an unknown person, body shown.
- Total - 2

Bath Rhymes[]

None

Adventures of Batman & The Bloser[]

Two Unnamed Police Officers - Killed off-screen by Earl Grey, bodies shown. (Resurrected)
Chad Cop - Killed in an unknown manner by Earl Grey. (Resurrected)
Two Unnamed Green Stick Figures - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Unnamed Yellow Stick Figure - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Three Unnamed Grey Stick Figures - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs, bodies shown. (Resurrected)
Lord Tourettes - Blown up by Earl Grey's bombs. (Resurrected)
Earl Grey - Blown up by Red's eye lasers.
Blue - Accidentally jumped off of a building.
- Total - 2

Real Dudes Bros Night Man[]

Broseph - Shot in the head by Red.
1,100 Takagami Demons - Killed by Raccoon with his katana in Ancient China, mentioned. (Partially shown in the movie, resurrected)
- Total - 1,100

Terminate-Her[]

None

Modern Flame War 3[]

Two Unnamed Grey Stick Figures - Shot in the head with a sniper by Jason.
Six Unnamed Grey Stick Figures - Shot to death by Red, Blue, and Jason.
- Total - 8

Planet Asshole[]

Der - Died when an asteroid hit their spaceship.
Eulb - Died when an asteroid hit their spaceship.
- Total - 2

Zeusbag[]

Zeus - Pushed into a volcano by Red.
- Total - 1

Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew[]

Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot in the head by Red.
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Shot in the head by an unknown person.
Unnamed Red Stick Figure - Shot in the head by an unknown person.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Shot in the chest by an unknown person.
Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Shot in the head by an unknown person.
Unnamed Yellow Stick Figure - Shot in the head by Red.
Unnamed Grey Stick Figure - Shot in the head by Red.
Unnamed Yellow Stick Figure - Shot in the head by an unknown person.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot in the head by Red.
Mr. Dinkleberry - Shot by unknown person off-screen, dies of blood loss.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red and Blue.
Unnamed Yellow Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red and Blue.
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Fell off of a cliff.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Fell off of a cliff.
Blue - Died of alcohol poisoning.
- Total - 17

Brain Switch[]

None

Pleasure Cruise[]

Unknown Person - Crushed by a cruise boat.
Squid - Stabbed to death with a fork by Red.
Gerald Butler - Crushed underneath a box accidentally released from a crane by Red.
Jacques Bond - Blown up by the giant bomb.
28 Unnamed Stick Figures - Drowned during the HMS Tragedy sinking.
- Total - 32

Kung Fu Winners[]

Unnamed Ninja - Leg ripped off by Red.
Unnamed Ninja - Head popped off with another ninja's leg by Red.
Five Unnamed Ninjas - Heads exploded by Red's magic.
Shi Ba - Killed by Red's laser beam.
- Total - 9

Losing Streakers[]

Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Shot to death by a Blue Stick Figure.
Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
- Total - 4

Pussy Magnet[]

None

Taco Tuesday[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Yellow Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red off-screen, body shown.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Accidentally ran over by Red off-screen, body shown.
14 Unnamed Stick Figures - Accidentally ran over by Red off-screen, mentioned. Not counting those already counted.
13 Unnamed Sorority Girls - Crushed underneath a train/blown up when it collided with their college house.
- Total - 34

Ocho Muerte[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Accidentally snapped his own spine in half.
Blue - Knife thrown into his head by Red.
- Total - 2

The Red Devil[]

Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Shot to death by a Purple Stick Figure.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by a Purple Stick Figure.
Unnamed Red Stick Figure - Shot to death by a Purple Stick Figure.
Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Shot to death by the Green and Brown Stick Figures.
Unnamed Purple Stick Figure - Shot to death by the Green and Brown Stick Figures.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by the Brown Stick Figure.
Unnamed Brown Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Shot to death by Red.
Red - Died in a series of explosions.
Blue - Died in a series of explosions.
- Total - 10

Freshman 15[]

Broseph - Head crushed with a keg by Red.
Mr. Dinkleberry - Died of a seizure.
Blue - Overdoses on expired pills.
- Total - 3

Ballad of Lord Tourettes[]

None

The Fart Knight Rises[]

Six Unnamed Grey Butlers - Blown up with rockets fired by Mr. Dinkleberry.
Mash - Head melted with Earl Grey Jr's hot tea thrown by Blue.
Bangers - Blown up with Blue's magic.
Earl Grey Jr. - Blown up by Red.
- Total - 9

Robot Frog[]

None

GTA: Pacific Grim[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Crushed inside a giant robot's hand.
Raccoon Takagami - Exploded after losing the dance battle.
Red - Crushed underneath the giant robot.
Blue - Crushed underneath the giant robot.
- Total - 4

Hardcore Chore[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Accidentally shot to death by Red.
Fish - Shot to death by Red.
Dragon - Killed off-screen by Blue.
Tiger - Killed off-screen by Blue.
- Total - 4

Snowjob[]

Two Unnamed Strippers - Accidentally froze to death.
Blue - Accidentally burned alive when his car caught fire.
- Total - 3

Red Planet[]

Steve - Decapitated with a laser by the Mars rover.
Unnamed Spaceship Pilot - Decapitated with a laser by the Mars rover.
Unnamed Child - Head exploded due to the vacuum of space.
- Total - 3

A Hobbit of Thrones[]

None

Das Vidiamond[]

Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Bear - Shot to death by gangsters.
Red - Crushed with an industrial press.
Blue - Crushed with an industrial press.
- Total - 4

Trash God[]

Ant - Stomped on by Red.
- Total - 1

Chick Figures[]

Lord Tourettes - Accidentally electrocuted to death.
- Total - 1

Movie[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Accidentally drove his school bus into the explosion factory.
Broseph - Crushed by Red as he crash landed on Earth.
Lord Takagami - Stabbed to death with a sword by Raccoon. (Resurrects, shown in flashback)
Seal - Shot by a navy cannon.
Jason - Stabbed with a trident by Poseidon.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Crushed by a door.
Unnamed Green Stick Figure - Decapitated by a swinging axe trap.
Unnamed Ninja - Electrocuted to death after a telephone pole fell into the water he was in.
Three Unnamed Ninjas - Impaled by a harpoon fired by Red.
Unnamed Blue Stick Figure - Blown up with dynamite accidentally set off.
Unnamed Orange Stick Figure - Blown up with dynamite accidentally set off.
Ten Unnamed Ninjas - Blown up with dynamite accidentally set off.
11 Unnamed Ninjas - Blown up with a .50cal machine gun by Blue.
Unnamed Ninja - Crashed into a cumulonimbus cloud and exploded.
Six Unnamed Ninjas - Blown up with a .50cal machine gun by Blue.
Unnamed Mime - Crushed underneath Captain Crookygrin's plane.
Nine Unnamed Nazi Pilots - Shot down by Captain Crookygrins (shown on his plane).
Three Unnamed Japanese Pilots - Shot down by Captain Crookygrins (shown on his plane).
Unnamed British Pilot - Accidentally shot down by Captain Crookygrins (shown on his plane).
Captain Crookygrins - Died during the plane crash.
Mr. Dinkleberry - Stabbed to death by Lord Takagami.
Unnamed Police Officer - Kicked off his motorcycle by Red and accidentally ran over.
Unnamed Police Officer - Knocked off his motorcycle by Blue.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his motorcycle.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his motorcycle into a truck.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his motorcycle.
Unnamed Police Officer - Kicked off his motorcycle by Red and crushed by it.
Unnamed Police Officer - Knocked off his motorcycle with an umbrella by Red.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his motorcycle and exploded.
Unnamed Police Officer - Crushed between two police cars after getting kicked out by Red.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his cop car and exploded.
Unnamed Police Officer - Knocked off the top of a car by Lord Tourettes and accidentally ran over by Blue.
Unnamed Police Officer - Pushed out of his helicopter by Lord Tourettes.
Unnamed Police Officer - Shot to death by Lord Tourettes.
Two Unnamed Police Officers - Accidentally crashed their cop cars and exploded.
Unnamed Police Officer - Died after Red accidentally crashed his cop car into the officer's.
Unnamed Police Officer - Accidentally crashed his cop car and exploded.
Unnamed Ninja - Stabbed to death with the Sword of Destiny by Lord Takagami.
Two Unnamed Ninjas - Head crushed with a rock thrown by Red.
Unnamed Ninja - Decapitated with an uppercut by Blue.
Unnamed Ninja - Neck snapped by Blue.
Unnamed Ninja - Heart ripped out by Blue.
Lord Takagami - Hands chopped off and decapitated with the Sword of Destiny by Raccoon. (Resurrects as Ocho Muerte)
Lord Takagami - Blown up after being stabbed with the Sword of Destiny dropped by Red.

Figured Out (Finale)[]

Mr. Dinkleberry - Died of a heart attack.
- Total - 1

Deaths[]

Total - 1,417
- Series - 1,337
- Movie - 80

Kill Counts[]

Racoon Takagami - 1,101 (Alive)
Red/Redward - 98 (Alive)
Blue/Blewis N. Clark - 48 (Alive)
Kitty Amazing - 17 (Deceased)
Captain Cookygrins - 14 (Deceased)
Earl Grey - 13 (Deceased)
Trollz0r/Jason - 8 (Deceased)
Mr. Dinkleberry - 6 (Deceased)
Lord Tourettes - 3 (Alive)
Lord Takagami/Papa-San - 2 (Deceased)
Poseison - 1 (Alive)

Death Counts[]

Blue/Blewis N. Clark - 8 (Alive)
Mr. Dinkleberry - 7 (Deceased)
Broseph - 6 (Alive)
Lord Tourettes - 5 (Alive)
Red/Redward - 4 (Alive)
Lord Takagami/Papa-San - 3 (Deceased)
Chad Cop - 2 (Alive)
"Fat Ugly Girl" - 1 (Alive)
Pink - 1 (Alive)
Raccoon Takagami - 1 (Alive)
Kitty Amazing - 1 (Deceased)
Earl Grey - 1 (Deceased)
Trollz0r/Jason - 1 (Deceased)

Notes[]

Show[]

OMG[]

Not counting Pink in this episode since it was only a dream.

Role Playas[]

Not counting any of the deaths in this episode since it was only a game of D&D.

Zombies and Shotguns[]

Not counting the last group of zombies since they weren't actually killed. Also not counting Red or Blue since they still could have escaped.

Real Dudes Bros Night Man[]

It's pretty safe to say that both Red and Lord Tourettes made up their stories, so they won't be counted.

First Day of Cool[]

Not counting this episode since it's just a sneak peak at the movie.

A Hobbit of Thrones[]

Same as Role Playas, just another D&D game.

Movie[]

Not counting any of the kids at the playground fight (except for Broseph) since none of the attacks really seemed fatal.