Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Greg Fucks Up is an exploitation Diary of a Wimpy Kid fanfiction written by Reddit user u/AcryBoi.
Victims[]
- Vice Principal Roy - Shot in the head by Susan off-page, body shown.
- Frank Heffley - Died by suicide by shooting himself in the head with a pistol off-page, body shown.
- Mr. Blakely - Killed by Susan in an unknown manner off-page, mentioned.
- Grandpa Heffley - Shot twice in the head by Susan with two pistols.
- Fregley - Shot seven times in the face by Susan with a pistol.
- Manny Heffley - Died by suicide by shooting himself in the mouth off-page.
- Fregley's Mother - Crushed by Dylan with a car.
- Fregley's Mother - Crushed by Dylan with a car.
- Rowley Jefferson - Shot three times in the back by Dylan with an AK-47.
- 95 Unnamed People - Killed in an explosion caused by Greg off-page, mentioned.
- 12 Unnamed People - Shot to death by Greg off-page, mentioned.
- Grandma Heffley - Killed in an explosion caused by Greg off-page, mentioned.
- Uncle Joe Heffley - Killed in an explosion caused by Greg off-page, mentioned.
- Rat - Killed by Rodrick off-page.
- Beaver - Shot by Greg with a pistol.
- Unnamed Clerk - Shot by Greg with a pistol off-page.
- Rodrick Heffley - Died by suicide by hanging himself off-page, body shown.
- Susan Heffley - Bled out after having her legs blown off, and then shot to death by Greg.
- Patty Farrell - Implied to have been shot the head by Greg offscreen after he swore vengeance on her at the end of the story for partially causing all of this in the first place.
Deaths[]
- Total - 123
Kill Counts[]
- Greg Heffley - 112 (Alive)
- Susan Heffley/SexySuzie_XXX - 4 (Deceased)
- Dylan - 3 (Alive)
- Rodrick Heffley - 1 (Deceased)