Cyriak, Inc.

Cyriak is a YouTube animator who mainly makes psychedelic videos.

Victims[]

Beastenders[]

Five Unnamed People - Killed off-screen by Dr. Square, heads seen.
Three Car Drivers - Swallowed whole by a monster made out of eight people.
Eight Unnamed People - Shot in the face by a tank woman with a disc.
Unnamed Woman - Fell to her death after being shot out of a tank woman.
Plane Man - Eaten by a tentacle man.
Giant Robot Man - Blew himself up with a nuke.
Giant Spider Woman - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Tentacle Man - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Dr. Albert Square - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Five of Dr. Square's Experiments - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Tank Woman - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Two Unnamed Police Officers - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
60,821,348 Unnamed People in England - Blown up by a giant robot man with a nuke.
Cyriak Harris - Eaten by an unnamed man. (Deleted Scene)

Queenie[]

Unnamed Man - Eaten by Monster Queen Elizabeth. (Dream)
Unnamed Man - Eaten off-camera by Monster Prince Phillip.

Granny-Vision News Update[]

Unknown Person - Killed off-screen by a giant worm made of heads.
Six Unnamed Men - Eaten by a sentient bus.
Unnamed Postman - Eaten by a sentient house.
Godzilla - Neck bitten off-screen by a giant cat, body seen.

Star Wars Out-Take[]

C-3PO - Accidentally dismembered by Luke with a lightsaber.

One Million Years BC[]

Unnamed Caveman - Dropped into a volcano by a pterodactyl.

Messing With My Head[]

Cyriak Harris - Head exploded.

Me On the News[]

Ten Unnamed Soldiers - Fell to their deaths when Godzilla flipped their tanks over with a giant skateboard.
Unnamed Man - Crushed by Godzilla's giant skateboard.
Dog - Crushed by Godzilla's giant skateboard.
Cow - Fell down a flight of haybails.
Unknown Car Driver - Flicked into the ocean by a giant hand and drowned.
Six Unnamed People - Decapitated by a buzzsaw machine.
Three Unnamed Men - Heads pulled off by an unnamed woman.
Unnamed BBC Woman - Head bitten off by Cyriak.

Robogran[]

Robot Duck - Decapitated by an old woman robot with a chainsaw.

DeadEnders[]

11 Unnamed People - Poisoned by witches. Revived as zombies
Unnamed Man - Head bitten open by a zombie.
Unnamed Man - Head pulled open by a zombie.
Unnamed Man - Brains eaten by a zombie.
Unnamed Male Bartender - Decapitated off-screen by zombies, head seen.
Male Zombie - Incinerated by Monster Judge Judy with fire breath.
Five Zombies - Crushed by Monster Judge Judy with her foot. Revived as a monster by witches
Zombie Monster - Kicked into the moon by Monster Judge Judy.
Monster Judge Judy - Crushed by a giant piece of the moon.

Dragon's Den Monster Mash-Up[]

Five Unnamed Dragon's Den Coaches - Turned into a giant monster by Monster Cyriak.

Sumo.TV Ident Compilation[]

Unnamed Man - Fell to his death after being hit by the Sumo.TV logo.
Charles Darwin Head - Fell off a cliff.
Giant Chicken Jesus - Fell off a cliff.
Three Unnamed Men - Crashed into the Sumo.TV logo.
Two Horses - Crashed into the Sumo.TV logo.
Unnamed Man - Crushed by a sentient house with its foot.
Zombie Clown - Exploded.
Cow Stripper - Crushed by a stripper pole.
Unknown Person - Swallowed whole by Queen Elizabeth.
Sentient House - Disintegrated.
Unnamed Man - Shot by an unnamed man with a hunting rifle.
Four Women - Ground up by a machine.

Sumo.TV Promo Compilation[]

Unnamed Man - Head blown off by an unnamed man.
Three Penguins - Accidentally ran over by a monkey.
Unnamed Man - Flicked into the Sumo.TV website by a giant hand.
Cow - Fell down a flight of haybails.
Unnamed Man - Accidentally fired himself out of a cannon into the anus of a cow.
Four Unnamed Men - Accidentally slipped on bananas.
Four Sentient Bananas - Accidentally slipped on men.

MOO![]

Two Cows - Cut into six pieces by a UFO with lasers.
Cow - Cut in half by a UFO with a buzzsaw.
Cow - Top of head pulled off by a UFO.
Cow - Cut into six pieces by a UFO.
Cow - Ripped in half by a UFO.
Two Cows - Turned into speakers off-screen by a UFO.
Flying Cow Head - Turned into a cow monster.
Six Flying Cow Heads - Turned into cow monsters off-screen.
Giant Cow Monster - Shot to death by UFOs with lasers.
Giant Alien Drill - Crushed by a cow made out of buildings with the moon.
Four UFOs - Crushed by a cow made out of buildings with the moon.
Giant UFO - Crushed by a cow made out of buildings with the moon.
36 Flying Cow Heads - Crushed by a cow made out of buildings with the moon.
Giant Cow Monster - Crushed by a cow made out of buildings with the moon.
6,741,140,984 Unnamed People - Died instantly when a cow made out of buildings threw the moon onto Earth.
Giant Cow Made Out of Buildings - Fell into space.

More Sumo.TV Idents[]

Dinosaur - Crushed by a meteor.
Sentient TV - Accidentally fell off a couch.
Two Cows - Abducted by a UFO.
Cow - Crushed by a UFO with a hammer.
Seven Flies - Crashed into a windshield.
Pig - Popped by a crow after being inflated.

Bits and Bobs[]

Four Unnamed Car Drivers - Flicked into the ocean by a giant hand and drowned.
Six Unnamed People - Decapitated by a buzzsaw machine.
14 Ungulates - Eaten by a giant baby.
Unnamed Man - Skull crushed off-screen by a giant sentient clock with its foot.
Six Unnamed Men - Eaten by monsters in a subway.
Unnamed Woman - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, seen as a skeleton.
Rhino - Disemboweled by an unnamed man with plane propellors.

Jeremy Clarkson In a Microwave[]

Jeremy Clarkson - Melted in a microwave by an unknown person.

Ghost of Michael Jackson[]

Michael Jackson - Died of acute propofol and benzodiazepine intoxication off-screen, mentioned.
Unnamed Cameraman - Killed off-screen by Michael Jackson's ghost.

2009 Commercial Showreel[]

Unnamed Fat Man - Flung into the sky by a giant gear.
Two Unnamed People - Disintegrated by an animal monster with fart breath.
Unnamed Male Skydiver - Fell to his death.
Elephant - Fell to its death.
20 Unnamed Car Drivers - Crushed inside their cars by industrial presses.
Seven Worms - Eaten off-screen by a chicken.

I Hate Fun-Fairs[]

Ten Unnamed People - Fell off a fun-fair ride when it was flicked by a giant hand.

The Death of Jim Davidson[]

Jim Davidson - Disintegrated by a laser.

Robotic Mutation[]

Unnamed Man - Died of old age.

Boogie Maths[]

Unnamed Male Teacher - Melted by an unnamed boy.
Three Unnamed Boys - Melted by an unnamed boy.
Unnamed Boy - Head exploded.

Don't Pick Your Nose[]

Cyriak Harris - Accidentally pulled his skull out.

MEOW[]

18 Cats - Died of unknown causes off-screen, tombstones seen.
Tiddles - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, tombstone seen.
Unnamed Male Cat - Somehow scalped off-screen. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Male Cat - Face somehow partially skinned off-screen. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Male Cat - Eye ripped out by another cat off-screen. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Male Cat - Somehow disemboweled off-screen. Revived as a zombie
Two Male Cats - Died of unknown causes off-screen. Revived as zombies
Unnamed Female Cat - Face partially skinned by a zombie cat's claws.
Unnamed Female Cat - Brains eaten by a zombie cat.
Unnamed Male Cat - Brains eaten by a zombie cat off-screen, body seen.
Unnamed Cat - Leg ripped off and eaten off-screen by a zombie cat, body seen.
Unnamed Female Cat - Ripped in half by two zombie cats. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Female Cat - Pulled through a window and eaten alive by zombie cats.
Three Cats - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, bodies seen. Revived as zombies
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, arm seen.
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, ribcage seen.
Unnamed Cat - Eaten alive by a zombie cat off-screen, foot seen.
Two Male Cat Soldiers - Scratched to death by zombie cats. Revived as zombies
Unnamed Male Cat Soldier - Committed suicide by shooting himself through the mouth with a pistol. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, body seen.
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, ribcage seen.
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, leg seen.
At Least Eight Cats - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, body parts seen.
Three Cats - Committed suicide by jumping out of a building. Revived as zombies
Unnamed Female Cat - Committed suicide by drinking poison. Revived as a zombie
Fish - Eaten alive by an unnamed female cat off-screen, skeleton seen.
Two Mice - Eaten alive by an unnamed female cat off-screen, bodies seen.
Unnamed Female Cat - Committed suicide by hanging herself off-screen. Revived as a zombie
Unnamed Male Cat - Committed suicide by slitting his wrist with a razor blade. Revived as a zombie
Six Cats - Committed suicide by jumping off of a building.
Unnamed Cat - Killed off-screen by zombie cats, body seen.

A Christmas Message from Cyriak[]

Santa Claus - Impaled on a Christmas tree.
Reindeer - Impaled on a Christmas tree.

Adult Swim Bumps[]

Cow - Fell down an endless flight of stairs.
Rabbit - Drowned in a pool of vomit.

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II - 60 years in 6 seconds[]

Queen Elizabeth - Disintegrated.

The Spirit of Christmas[]

Unnamed Boy - Skull drilled open by a reindeer-Santa monster with a Christmas tree.

Chimpnology[]

Two Scientist Chimps - Eaten by a giant robot.
Three Chimps - Eaten by a giant robot.

Adult Swim Compilation 2014[]

Horse - Accidentally broke its neck trying to eat a sentient carrot.
Unnamed Astronaut - Launched into a satellite by a whale.

Gong "Occupy" Music Video[]

Three Money Skyscraper Monsters - Ate each other.
Money Fish - Suffocated off-screen when a giant coin skull monster drained the money lake.
Giant Coin Skull Monster - Head torn open by coin skulls.
23 Money Skyscraper Monsters - Disintegrated
40 Coin Skulls - Fell to their deaths.

The Magic of Christmas[]

Santa Claus - Face eaten by ornament spiders.

Horse Destroys the Universe[]

7,590,617,486 Unnamed People - Killed off-screen when the horse destroyed the universe.

Breakfast[]

Unnamed Man - Fused with a giant table monster. (Dream)

Circle World[]

26 Teddy Bears - Jumped into a grinder.
14 Cats - Fell to their deaths when their building bodies fell apart.
38 Spider Sheep - Fell to their deaths.

Sparks - The Existential Threat[]

Two Shadow Monsters - Disintegrated.
Unnamed Man - Intoxicated by a sewage monster with smoke.
Two Unnamed People - Eaten from the inside-out by rats.
Three Unnamed People - Decapitated by a chart arrow.
Two Unnamed Women - Disintegrated and eaten by a monster worm.
Unnamed Man's Father - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, picture seen.
Unnamed Man's Mother - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, picture seen.
Earth Monster - Disintegrated.
7,752,568,306 Unnamed People - Died when Earth disintegrated.
Unnamed Man - Disintegrated.

Deaths[]

Total - TBA