Cooties is a 2014 horror/comedy movie directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion, starring Elijah Wood and Rainn Wilson.
Elementary-school teachers (Elijah Wood, Alison Pill, Rainn Wilson) come under attack from children who have been turned into vicious monsters by contaminated chicken nuggets.
Victims[]
- Chicken - Cooked into chicken nuggets off-screen.
- Shelley Linker - Turned into a zombie after eating rotten chicken nuggets.
- Patriot - Cheek bitten off by zombified Shelly Linker. Revived as a zombie
- Dink - Turned into a zombie by Shelly Linker.
- 49 Unnamed Children - Turned into zombies by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Angela - Turned into a zombie by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Racer Dopkins - Turned into a zombie by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Racer's Brother - Turned into a zombie by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Hank - Turned into a zombie by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Unnamed Tricycle Girl - Turned into a zombie by zombified Shelly Linker and zombified Dink.
- Mr. Pederson - Disemboweled by zombies.
- Mrs. Nash - Torn apart by zombies.
- Nurse Rhonda - Torn apart by zombified Patriot.
- Vice Principal Simms - Torn apart by zombies.
- Mrs. Gordon - Throat slit by zombified Patriot off-screen, body seen.
- Officer Dave - Throat ripped open by zombified Shelly Linker.
- Mrs. Birk - Pushed into a cupboard and killed by zombified Patriot.
- Mr. Henderson - Skull crushed against a door by zombified Dink.
- Unnamed Man - Decapitated by zombies off-screen, head seen.
- Emily Dopkins - Face and eyes eaten by her zombie baby.
- Zombified Dink - Skull crushed by Wade Johnson with a fire hydrant.
- Unnamed Male Reporter - Torn apart by zombies off-screen, screams heard.
- Ms. Stanford - Disemboweled by zombies off-screen, body parts seen.
- Unnamed Person - Torn apart by zombies.
- Five Zombies - Shot by Wade Johnson with a baseball launcher.
- Zombie - Beaten to death by Doug Davis with a hockey stick.
- Three Zombies - Beaten to death by Tracy Lacey with a jump rope attached to a metal object.
- Three Zombies - Beaten to death by Rebekkah Halverson with a garbage can lid.
- Zombie Patriot - Skull crushed against a tree by Clint Hadson with a truck bumper.
- Unnamed Woman - Skull bashed against the ground by zombified Shelly Linker off-screen, body seen.
- Unnamed Male Shopper - Neck snapped by zombified Shelly Linker off-screen, body seen.
- Eight People - Killed by zombified Shelly Linker off-screen, bodies seen.
- Unnamed Male Cafeteria Worker - Face ripped open by zombified Shelly Linker off-screen, body seen.
- Unnamed Female Cafeteria Worker - Throat slit by zombified Shelly Linker off-screen, body seen.
- 40 Zombies - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Zombified Angela - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Zombie Racer - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Racer's Zombie Brother - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Zombie Hank - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Zombie Tricycle Girl - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
- Zombie Shelley Linker - Burned to death by Wade Johnson.
Deaths[]
- Total - 140
- 139 Humans
- 57 Zombies
- 1 Animal
- 139 Humans
Kill Count[]
- Shelly Linker - 69 (Deceased)
- Dink - 55 (Deceased)
- Wade Johnson - 52 (Alive)
- Rebekkah Halverson - 3 (Alive)
- Tracy Lacey - 3 (Alive)
- Patriot - 3 (Deceased)
- Clint Hadson - 1 (Alive)
- Doug Davis - 1 (Alive)