Cooking with Wormtail

Cooking with Wormtail is a LEGO stop-motion parody web-series created by a YouTuber lluukkyy28. The series premiered on 14th August 2011 and ended on 22nd August 2012.

Wormtail from Harry Potter films runs a cooking show in which he makes bizarre dishes.

Victims[]

Season 1[]

Voldemort Soup[]

Unknown Person - Died of unknown cause off-screen, shrunken head shown. Possibly killed by Wormtail.
Unknown Creature - Died of unknown cause off-screen, bone shown. Possibly killed by a cavewoman.
Tom Marvolo Riddle/Lord Voldemort - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron. Revived.
Unnamed Male Gringots Goblin - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Harry Potter - Throat slashed by Wormtail with a knife.
- Total - 5

Werewolf Goulash[]

Remus Lupin - Killed by Wormtail and Draco Malfoy with a sword and an axe off-screen.
Fenrir Greyback - Killed by Wormtail and Draco Malfoy with a sword and an axe off-screen.
- Total - 2

Summer Special[]

15 Unnamed People - Killed by Bellatrix Lestrange off-screen. Referenced.
Bellatrix "Bella" Lestrange - Killed by Molly Weasley with an unknown curse.
Nagini - Decapitated by Neville Longbottom.
Neville Longbottom - Fell into Wormtail's cauldron after being attacked by the Monstrous Book of Monsters.
The Monster Book of Monsters - Fell into Wormtail's cauldron while along with Neville Longbottom while attacking him.
- Total - 19

Evil Cake[]

Unnamed Male Doctor - Killed by Darth Vader off-screen. Referenced.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Tokkat - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Logray - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Chirpa - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Paploo - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Wicket Wystri Warrick - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Unnamed Ewok - Killed and eaten off-screen by Hermione. Referenced.
Quicky/Nesquick - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Hermione Granger - Slashed by Wormtail with Darth Vader's lightsaber.
- Total - 9

Elf Ice Cream[]

Mrs. Norris - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Kreacher - Tricked into falling into cauldron by Wormtail. (Debatable)
Marcus Flint - Beaten to death by Fred and George during the quidditch match at Wormtail's request off-screen. head shown.
- Total - 3 (1 Debatable)

The Cocktail of Youth[]

Horace Slughorn - Stabbed with horns and repeatedly stomped on by Daisy.
Spider - Cooked by Wormtail in Triwizard Cup.
Joshamee Gibbs - Killed by Severus Snape with Pirateus Deadus.
Hector Barbossa - Killed by Severus Snape with Sectumsempra.
- Total - 4

Cooking with Wormtail and Jamie Oliver[]

Hamm - Tricked into getting cooked in a cauldron by Wormtail.
Spider - Accidentally pushed into a cauldron by Wormtail with cheese.
Jamie Trevor Oliver - Burnt to death by Wormtail with a flamethrower. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 3

Monster Pie[]

Quirinus Quirrell - Smashed by a troll with a club.
Troll - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Trevor - Cooked by Wormtail in his cauldron.
Ronald McDonald Joker - Killed by Gregory Goyle with Avada Kedavra.
The Classic Joker - Burnt to death by the Health Ledger Joker with a fire explosive.
The Jack Nicholson Joker - Burnt to death by the Health Ledger Joker with a fire explosive.
Gregory Goyle - Accidentally burnt to death by the Health Ledger Joker with a fire explosive.
- Total - 7

Birthday Special[]

Fawkes - Roasted by Edward Cedric Pattinson in an oven.
Three Unnamed Male Members of Dumbledore's Band - Shot to death by Wormtail with a machine gun.
Albus Dumbledore - Shot to death by Wormtail with a machine gun.
Admiral Gial Ackbar - Shot to death by Wormtail with a machine gun.
Two Unnamed Male Members of Dumbledore's Band - Shot to death by Wormtail with a machine gun.
Edward Cedric Pattinson - Dissolved by Wormtail with a sauce containing garlic.
- Total - 9

Season 2[]

Ireland[]

Unnamed Male Bus Driver - Ran over by Ernie Prang with a bus.
Unnamed Chef - Died of unknown cause, skeleton shown.
Paul David Hewson/Bono - Stabbed by Wormtail with a sword. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 3

Deaths[]

Total - 65 (1 Debatable)
- Season 1 - 53 (1 Debatable)
  - 33 Humans
    - 16 Unknown Gender
    - 15 Men
    - 2 Women
  - 6 Animals
    - 2 Spiders
      - All Victims of Unknown Gender
    - 1 Snake
      - All Females
    - 1 Rabbit
      - All Males
    - 1 Cat
      - All Females
    - 1 Toad
      - All Males
  - 6 Ewoks
    - 4 Males
    - 2 Victims of Unknown Gender
  - 2 Werewolves
    - All Males
  - 1 Goblin
    - All Males
  - 1 Sentient Book
  - 1 (All Debatable) House-Elf
    - All Males
  - 1 Sentient Piggy Banks
    - All Males
  - 1 Troll
  - 1 Unknown Creature
- Season 2 - 3
  - All Humans
    - 2 Men
    - 1 Victim of Unknown Gender
- Birthday Special - 9
  - 6 Humans
    - All Men
  - 1 Animal
    - All Phoenixes
      - All Males
  - 1 Mon Calamari
    - All Male
  - 1 Vampire
    - All Men

Kill Counts[]

Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail - 32 (Alive)
Bellatrix "Bella" Lestrange - 15 (Deceased)
The Health Ledger Joker - 3 (Alive)
Draco Malfoy - 2 (Alive)
Severus Snape - 2 (Alive)
Molly Weasley - 1 (Alive)
Fred Weasley - 1 (Alive)
George Weasley - 1 (Alive)
Hermone Granger - 1 (Deceased)
Ernest "Ernie" Prang - 1 (Alive)
Daisy - 1 (Alive)
Gregory Goyle - 1 (Deceased)
Neville Longbottom - 1 (Deceased)
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader - 1 (Deceased)
Edward Cedric Pattinson - 1 (Deceased)

Notes[]

Hermione Granger, Jamie Oliver and Bono are listed in bold because they all supported Wormtail's cooking show despite it's villainous nature. Hermione also admitted to eating an Ewok off-screen and was shown being indifferent to using Ewoks as a recipe as she was only concerned about the number of Ewoks used for a recipe, not about Ewoks themselves.
- Harry Potter isn't listed in bold as there is no evidence he is villainous or even aware of the nature of Wormtail's show. He appeared in the first episode and spent most of the time looking for onions and wasn't able to hear what Wormtail was saying and most likely not even see what Wormtail was doing.
In "Voldemort Soup" Wormtail cooks Lord Voldemort in his cauldron. However, in "Werewolf Goulash" he is seen alive in post-credits scene meaning he revived.
In "Elf Ice Cream" Wormtail cooks both Dobby and Kreacher in his cauldron to make an ice cream. In post-credits scene Wormtail throws up while eating his ice cream and his vomit forms into Dobby's head meaning that Dobby survived the cooking but became misshaped in ice cream so he isn't counted. It's unclear whether Kreacher survived so his death is listed as "Debatable".
In "Birthday Special" Womrtail's parents managed to escape from the kitchen while Wormtail was killing Dumbledore so they aren't listed.