Captain Metaphysics

“

There is one truth that no one can deny - the truth of the fist!

”

—Captain Metaphysics

Captain Metaphysics is a recuring character in Existential Comics. He is a parody superhero philosopher based on Captain Planet from Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

Victims

Official Comics

Captain Metaphysics and the Ghost in the Machine

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Mereological Monster

• Mereological Monster - Disintegrated completely after being punched by Captain Metaphysics.
  • Total - 1

Captain Metaphysics and the Wizard of Elea

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Ship of Theseus

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Extreme Skeptic

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Postmodern Peril

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Problem of Language

• None

Captain Metaphysics and the Swampman

• Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (Swampman) - Disintegrated after Captain Metaphysics punched him. (Fictional Portrayal)
  • Total - 1

Captain Metaphysics and the Philosophical Zombie

• None

Kill Count

• Total - 2 (So Far)
  • 1 Human
    • All Men
  • 1 Monster

Characters Killed by Captain Metaphysics

1. Mereological Monster - Disintegrated completely after being punched by Captain Metaphysics.
2. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (Swampman) - Disintegrated after Captain Metaphysics punched him. (Fictional Portrayal)

Notes

• Captain Metaphysics' personality is consistent throughout his appearances in the comic and he can be described as a neutral character because his responses to philosophical problems sometimes lead to a defeat of evil characters and sometimes to harming innocent characters.