Battlefield Friends

Battlefield Friends, also known as BFFs, is an animated comedy/parody series made by Hank and Jed Movie Pictures, based off the Battlefield series of video games. The series stars Nate "Doraleous" Panning, Jon "Appsro" Etheridge, the late Tony "Thick 44" Schnur, and Brent "Neebs" Triplett.

The original run began in 2012 and briefly concluded in 2017, before concluding permanently in 2022 after a revival series.

Victims

Season One

First Flight

• Sniper - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Medic - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Engineer - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  • Total - 3

Silent Sniper

• None

USAS-12 +Frags

• Ten Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by the Engineer with the USAS-12.
• Enemy Pilot - Shot to death by the Engineer with the USAS-12.
  • Total - 11

Revive

• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Medic - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
  • Total - 7

Mine Games

• Three Enemy Soldiers - Crushed underneath Noob's car after launching it with mines.
  • Total - 3

Full Tank

• Three Enemy Soldiers - Blown up in their tank by Engineer, Medic, and Sniper in their own tank.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer, Medic, and Sniper in their tank.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by Engineer, Medic, and Sniper in their tank.
• Medic - Blown up with mines after Noob accidentally ran over mines in the tank.
• Sniper - Blown up with mines after Noob accidentally ran over mines in the tank.
• Noob - Blown up with mines after he accidentally ran over mines in the tank.
  • Total - 8

Join The Battle

• None

Mortars

• Medic - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Sniper - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Engineer - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Noob - Accidentally blew himself up with his own grenade.
• "Ammo Guy" - Accidentally blown up with a grenade by Noob.
  • Total - 5

Vehicle Spawn

• Medic - Killed off-screen by enemy soldiers, mentioned.
• Engineer - Killed off-screen by enemy soldiers, mentioned.
• Medic - Blown up with C4 planted by Noob.
• Engineer - Blown up with C4 planted by Noob.
• Enemy Soldier - Blown up with C4 planted by Noob.
  • Total - 5

Claymore Specialist

• None

Administrator

• None

Vehicle Waste

• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up when Noob's helicopter fell to the ground.
• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up when Noob crashed a J.A.Z.
• Noob - Blown up when he crashed a J.A.Z.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot in the head by Sniper.
• Noob - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  • Total - 5

Colonel 100

• Enemy Soldier - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• 49 Enemy Soldiers - Stabbed to death off-screen by Colonel, mentioned.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by Colonel off-screen, mentioned.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
  • Total - 52

Season Two

Chopper Expert

• Medic - Died when Noob accidentally crashed their helicopter.
• Sniper - Died when Noob accidentally crashed their helicopter.
• Engineer - Died when Noob accidentally crashed their helicopter.
• Noob - Died when he crashed accidentally his helicopter.
  • Total - 4

Rush

• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up with C4 by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Noob - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Noob - Accidentally blew himself up with a grenade.
  • Total - 5

Campers

• Seven Enemy Soldiers - Blown up with C4 by Simon.
• Noob - Accidentally blown up with C4 by Simon.
• Simon - Accidentally blew himself up with C4.
  • Total - 9

Cheap Shot

• Noob - Blown up in his plane by enemy soldiers.
• Noob - Blown up in his plane by enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer and Medic.
  • Total - 3

They Ruined Battlefield

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer and Medic.
• Enemy Soldier - Killed off-screen by Colonel.
• Noob - Hit by a flying enemy jet.
  • Total - 4

Scavenger

• Noob - Shot in the head by "Ammo Guy".
  • Total - 1

Team Bagging

• Friendly Soldier - Killed off-screen by an enemy soldier, body shown.
• Engineer - Shot to death by an enemy helicopter.
  • Total - 2

Closet Colonel

• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Medic - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Closet Colonel.
• Enemy Soldier - Stabbed to death by Closet Colonel.
• Sniper - Shot to death by Closet Colonel.
• Medic - Shot to death by Closet Colonel.
  • Total - 8

Noob Fight

• Simon - Blown up by a claymore planted by Noob.
  • Total - 1

Stingers

• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with a stinger by Engineer.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with a stinger by Engineer.
• Noob - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Enemy Plane Pilot - Blown up with a stinger by Noob.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Killed off-camera by Colonel.
  • Total - 5

Killed By Admin

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer and Medic.
• Nine Friendly soldiers - Killed off-screen by "Ammo Guy", mentioned.
• "Ammo Guy" - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  • Total - 12

LevelCap

• LevelCap's Assistant - Stabbed to death by Noob.
• Noob - Shot in the head by LevelCap's Assistant.
• LevelCap - Ran over by Noob.
  • Total - 3

Transport Chopper

• Six Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Medic.
• Medic - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• Engineer - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• Sniper - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• Colonel - Blown up with C4 planted by Noob.
  • Total - 10

Season Three

Capture the Flag

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Medic - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Sniper - Blown up by an enemy tank.
  • Total - 5

Air Superiority

• Enemy Pilot - Rammed into and exploded by Noob.
• Noob - Committed suicide by ramming his jet into an enemy pilot.
• Noob - Accidentally crushed against his windshield when his ejector seat malfunctioned.
  • Total - 3

Outta My Choppi

• "Choppi Guy" - Blown up by an enemy helicopter.
• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up by an enemy helicopter.
  • Total - 2

Teamspeak

• Noob - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Medic - Head exploded after listening to Teamspeak.
• Noob - Blown up by a falling helicopter.
• Sniper - Blown up by a falling helicopter.
• Engineer - Blown up by a falling helicopter.
  • Total - 5

Bad Bipod

• Medic - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Medic - Stabbed to death by an enemy soldier off-screen.
• Medic - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 3

Take the Objective

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Sniper.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
• Enemy Soldier - Blown up in their tank by Engineer.
  • Total - 3

Left Behind

• None

Little Bird Battle

• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by Sniper.
• Engineer - Shot to death by an enemy helicopter pilot.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with C4 by Colonel.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Exploded when Simon crashed his motorcycle into them after bailing.
  • Total - 4

PC ELITIST

• None

Tugs Life

• Six Enemy Soldiers - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• Cthulhu - Stabbed to death by Colonel.
• Enemy Tank Driver - Blown up by Colonel.
  • Total - 8

Close Quarters

• Four Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Engineer - Shot to death by Enemy Soldiers.
• "Ammo Guy" - Shot to death by Enemy Soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, and Medic.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers off-screen.
• Four Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Sniper, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers off-screen.
• Medic - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, and "Ammo Guy".
• "Ammo Guy" - Shot to death by enemy soldiers off-screen.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, and Medic.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer, Sniper, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Sniper - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Medic, and "Ammo Guy".
• Engineer - Blown up by the enemy soldiers.
• Medic - Blown up by the enemy soldiers.
• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up by the enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Blown up with a claymore off-screen planted by Noob.
  • Total - 31

Girl Gamer

• Noob - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Girl Gamer.
  • Total - 2

Spawn Killing

• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with stingers by Noob and Engineer.
• Enemy Tank Driver - Blown up with stingers by Noob and Engineer.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot in the head by Sniper.
• Enemy Tank Driver - Blown up with stingers by Noob and Engineer.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Killed off-screen by Noob, mentioned, minus those already counted.
• Six Enemy Soldiers - Stabbed to death by Colonel off-screen, body shown.
  • Total - 12

Battlefield 4

• None

Season Four

Brokenfield

• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
  • Total - 1

Counter Knife

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Stabbed to death by Noob.
  • Total - 2

Kill Cam

• Noob - Killed 20 times in a row off-screen by enemy soldiers, mentioned.
• Medic - Blown up with C4 by an enemy soldier off-screen, mentioned.
• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers, mentioned.
• Engineer - Electrocuted to death with a defibrillator by an enemy soldier, mentioned.
• Medic - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Engineer - Blown up by an enemy tank.
• Sniper - Blown up by an enemy tank.
  • Total - 26

Recon C4

• Sniper - Ran over by Noob.
  • Total - 1

YouTube Gamer

• Sniper - Shot to death by LevelCap.
• Engineer - Shot to death by LevelCap.
• Medic - Shot to death by LevelCap.
  • Total - 3

Attack Boat

• Nine Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Medic.
• "Ammo Guy" - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
  • Total - 11

Megalodon

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Noob.
• Megalodon - Stabbed to death by Colonel off-screen, body shown.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Noob.
  • Total - 5

Mobile AA

• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Shot to death by Noob.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with rockets fired by Noob.
• Noob - Blown up with C4 by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 3

Commander Online

• Medic - Accidentally crushed under a falling care package.
• Medic - Accidentally crushed by a falling jeep.
• General Tso - Stabbed in the head by Colonel.
  • Total - 3

Stuck LAV

• None

M2 Slam

• Engineer - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Enemy Tank Driver - Blown up with Slams by Engineer.
• Noob - Accidentally blew himself up with a Slam.
  • Total - 3

Musical Tanks

• Engineer - Blown up by an enemy tank driver.
  • Total - 1

Hardcore

• Medic - Accidentally blown up with C4 by Noob.
• Sniper - Accidentally blown up with C4 by Noob.
• Engineer - Accidentally blown up with C4 by Noob.
• "Ammo Guy" - Accidentally blown up with C4 by Noob.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by Colonel.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot in the head by Colonel.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Blown up with C4 by Noob.
• General Tso - Blown up with C4 by Noob.
• Noob - Stabbed in the head with a knife thrown by Colonel.
  • Total - 11

Season Five

Hotwire

• None

Live Streaming

• None

Satellite Phone

• None

Rail Gun

• Enemy Soldier - Blown up with the rail gun by Engineer.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up with the rail gun by Engineer and Medic.
• Noob - Blown up in an explosion.
  • Total - 3

Blood Money

• Enemy Soldier - Ran over by Medic.
• Noob - Blown up by enemy trip mines.
  • Total - 2

One Good Match

Scoreboard Deaths

• Medic - Killed eleven timed by enemy soldiers, shown on scoreboard.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Killed by Medic off-screen, shown on scoreboard.
• Sniper - Killed ten timed by enemy soldiers, shown on scoreboard.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Killed by Engineer off-screen, shown on scoreboard.
• Engineer - Killed eight timed by enemy soldiers, shown on scoreboard.
• Nine Enemy Soldiers - Killed by Sniper off-screen, shown on Scoreboard.
• Eight Enemy Soldiers - Killed by Medic off-screen, shown on scoreboard.
• Six Enemy Soldiers - Killed by Engineer off-screen, shown on scoreboard.

On-Screen Deaths

• Four Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Medic.
• Friendly Teammate - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Sniper.
• Noob - Accidentally fell to his death.
• 24 Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer, Medic, and Sniper.

Overall

• Total - 66

Hardline RPG's

• Noob - Blown up with an RPG by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 1

Icicle Knife

• None

Team Death Spawn

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
• Medic - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Enemy Soldier - Blown up with a grenade thrown by Noob.
• Medic - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Blown up with a grenade thrown by Noob.
  • Total - 9

OK to Spawn?

• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Died after going out of bounds.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Sniper.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers and General Tso.
  • Total - 6

Boosting

• None

Grenade Resupply

• Unknown Person - Died of old age, skeleton shown.
• Noob - Blew himself up by shooting an explosive barrel.
• "Ammo Guy" - Blown up when Noob shot an explosive barrel.
• Medic - Blown up when Noob shot an explosive barrel.
• Sniper - Blown up when Noob shot an explosive barrel.
  • Total - 5

HEIST

• Three Friendly Soldiers - Accidentally crushed underneath a piece of falling machinery.
• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer and Medic.
• Enemy Soldiers - Impaled with a zipline bolt fired by Noob.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
  • Total - 8

Squad Leader

• None

BF4 or Hardline

• Enemy Soldier - Shot in the head by an unknown friendly soldier.
• Four Enemy Soldiers - Blown up with an RPG fired by Engineer.
• Engineer - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Noob - Blown up with an RPG fired by an enemy soldier.
• Six Enemy Soldiers - Beaten to death with a sledgehammer by Colonel.
  • Total - 13

Season Six

Waiting on a New Game

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Noob - Blown up by "Legal Team".
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Sniper.
  • Total - 6

Operation Crowded

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
• Medic - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
  • Total - 3

Rainbow Sixer

• Engineer - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Noob - Shot in the head by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 2

Phantom Bow

• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot in their heads with arrows by Engineer and Sniper. One kill each.
  • Total - 2

Dice Camo

• Simon - Accidentally drowned.
• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Blown up by a flying tank.
  • Total - 2

Turrets

• Sniper - Accidentally crushed underneath a building collapsed with a missile fired by Simon.
• Noob - Accidentally crushed underneath a building collapsed with a missile fired by Simon.
  • Total - 2

Missile Truck

• Medic - Blown up by enemy soldiers.
  • Total - 1

Hiddenfield

• Engineer - Blown up with C4 by enemy soldiers.
  • Total - 1

Rooftop Enemy

• Engineer - Shot by an enemy sniper.
• Engineer - Shot by an enemy sniper.
• Engineer - Shot by an enemy sniper.
• Engineer - Blown up with C4 by an enemy sniper.
• Engineer - Shot by an enemy sniper.
• Engineer - Shot by an enemy sniper.
• Enemy Sniper - Crushed underneath a helicopter flown by Noob.
  • Total - 7

S.U.A.V

• Noob - Shot in the head by an enemy sniper.
• Noob - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
• Noob - Accidentally decapitated by his own S.U.A.V.
  • Total - 3

Under Water

• Simon - Accidentally drowned.
• Noob - Drowned in a flood started by Engineer.
  • Total - 2

Stolen Tank

• Friendly Soldier - Blown up in their tank by an enemy soldier.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Medic.
• Noob - Ran over by an enemy tank.
  • Total - 3

Finding a Server

• None

Chat Fight

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Engineer - Blown up with C4 by an enemy soldier.
• Simon - Blown up with C4 by an enemy soldier.
• Noob - Blown up with C4 by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 4

Hype Train

• Horse - Exploded for no apparent reason.
  • Total - 1

Season Seven: 2042

Worst Launch Ever

• Three Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Sniper - Shot to death by enemy soldiers.
• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
  • Total - 5

We're Leaving

• Enemy Helicopter Pilot - Shot down by another player in their jet.
• Noob - Shot in the head by an enemy soldier.
  • Total - 2

Not Woke

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Engineer.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Killed by the old soldier off-camera.
• Noob - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
  • Total - 4

Playing Other Games

• Enemy Soldier - Shot to death by Noob's ranger.
• Two Enemy Soldiers - Shot to death by Engineer's turret.
• Engineer - Crushed underneath a falling cargo box.
• Noob - Crushed underneath a falling cargo box.
• Sniper - Crushed underneath a falling cargo box.
  • Total - 6

Is It Good Now?

• Noob - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Simon - Shot to death by an enemy soldier.
• Noob - Crushed underneath a falling car.
• Enemy Soldier - Blown up by Engineer and Medic with guided rockets. Shared kill.
• Simon - Accidentally fell to his death off-camera.
• Noob - Blown up by enemy soldiers with guided rockets.
  • Total - 6

Deaths

• Total - 473
  • Season 1 - 99
  • Season 2 - 67
  • Season 3 - 78
  • Season 4 - 70
  • Season 5 - 113
  • Season 6 - 40
  • Season 7 - 23

Kill Counts

1. Engineer - 109 (Alive)
2. Medic - 93 (Alive)
3. Colonel - 80 (Alive)
4. Sniper - 64 (Alive)
5. Noob - 42 (Deceased)
6. "Ammo Guy" - 28 (Alive)
7. Simon - 11 (Deceased)
8. Closet Colonel - 6 (Alive)
9. LevelCap - 3 (Alive)
10. Old Soldier - 2 (Alive)
11. LevelCap's Assistant - 1 (Alive)
12. Girl Gamer - 1 (Alive)
13. General Tso - 1 (Alive)
14. Legal Team - 1 (Alive)

Death Count

1. Noob - 63
2. Engineer - 52
3. Medic - 39
4. Sniper - 31
5. Ammo Guy - 12
6. Simon - 7
7. General Tso - 2
8. LevelCap - 1
9. LevelCap's Assistant - 1
10. Colonel - 1
11. Choppi Guy - 1
12. Cthulhu - 1

Notes

• In the episode "Spawn Killing", Colonel has stacked a massive pile of bodies of those he killed and their uniforms make it impossible to tell how many there one on top of each other, so i'll only be counting heads for a minimum.
• In the episode "One Good Match", the only deaths and kills i'll be counting shown on the leaderboards is the four main characters.
• In the episode "Worst Launch Ever", none of the 66 enemy bots killed by Noob will be counted since they aren't real players.