Axe Cop (TV Show)

Axe Cop is an action/comedy franchise made by Ethan Nicolle and Malachai Nicolle, beginning in 2013 and ending in 2015. The series is based off of the comic book series of the same name.

Operating on two minutes of sleep a night and fueled by a diet of birthday cake, gruff Axe Cop and his partner, Flute Cop, unleash their unique brand of vigilante justice on evildoers everywhere. The axe-wielding, mustachioed crime-fighter is the toughest superhero in existence during his adventures with loyal allies.

Victims[]

Season One[]

Night Mission: Stealing Friends Back[]

Ten Unnamed Soldiers - Shot by chicks with mini drills, shown in flashback.
Three Chicks - Shot by Sergeant T, shown in flashback.
Sergeant T - Disintegrated by Chickenhead with a laser, shown in flashback.
Chickenhead - Head blown up by Army Chihuahua with a grenade, shown in flashback.
Army Chihuahua's Chihuahua - Died of starvation.
19 Aliens - Heads disintegrated after drinking Axe Cop's poisonous soda.
Alien - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Captain G - Disintegrated by Chickenhead with a laser, shown in flashback. Revived as Liborg
Six Unnamed People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, tombstones seen in flashback.
Lion - Neck snapped by Gray Diamond.
Cheetah - Tackled off of a tree branch by Gray Diamond.
The King of All Bad Guys - Brain eaten by dinosaurs.
- Total - 46

Zombie Island...In Space[]

Chemist M - Brains eaten by a zombie, shown in TV. Revived as a zombie
Male Jetpack Zombie - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Three Zombies - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Two Jetpack Zombies - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, bodies seen.
Isabella M - Turned into a zombie off-screen.
Male Zombie - Decapitated off-screen by a Doody Soldier, body seen.
Doody Soldier - Beaten to death by two zombies.
Doody Soldier - Ripped in half by a zombie.
Male Zombie - Impaled by a Doody Soldier with a katana.
Unknown Person - Killed off-screen by a zombie, brain seen.
Doody Soldier - Disemboweled by a zombie.
Doody Solider - Melted by a jetpack zombie with jetpack fire.
Male Zombie - Decapitated by a Doody Soldier with a katana.
Three Doody Soldiers - Melted by two jetpack zombies with jetpack fire.
Doody Soldier - Impaled on a fence by a zombie.
Doody Solider - Ripped in half off-screen by a zombie, body seen.
Doody Soldier - Ripped in half by Isabella M and Chemist M.
Dr. Doo-Doo's Robot - Blown up by Axe Cop with fire breath.
Dr. Doo-Doo - Melted by Axe Cop with fire breath.
64,984,005 Doody Soldiers - Melted when Axe Cop killed Dr. Doo-Doo.
- Total - 64,984,029

An American Story[]

Book Cop's Mother - Shot by a British soldier with a rifle.
Three Unnamed British Soldiers - Burned to death in a fire caused by Book Cop's father with his fire powers.
Book Cop's Father - Burned to death in a fire he caused with his fire powers.
Unnamed British Soldier - Dissolved in acid and then eaten by acid sharks.
Two Cows - Turned into food by Book Cop.
Unnamed British Soldier - Book thrown at his face by Book Cop.
Unnamed British Soldier - Decapitated by Book Cop with a boomerang book.
58 Unnamed British Soldiers - Crushed by Book Cop with the ground.
Bald Eagle - Book thrown at it by Book Cop.
Six Unnamed British Soldiers - Blown up by a cannonball dropped by Eagle Cop.
Eagle Cop - Shot in the face by British soldiers with a cannon.
Two Unnamed American Soldiers - Shot in the face by British soldiers with rifles.
Three Unnamed British Soldiers - Impaled by American soldiers with swords.
Four Unnamed British Soldiers - Beaten to death by American soldiers with boulders.
Four Unnamed British Soldiers - Beaten to death by Book Cop.
78 Unnamed British Soldiers - Incinerated by a space fire controlled by Book Cop.
Unnamed British Soldier - Stabbed in the chest by the King of England with a dagger.
22 Unnamed British Soldiers - Drowned in a poisoned tidal wave caused by Book Cop.
Five Night Creatures - Disintegrated when the eclipse ended.
The King of England - Head split in half when Book Cop opened the book inside his head.
33 Unnamed People - Ate poisoned cake.
- Total - 224

Babysitting Uni-Baby[]

Poison Poison - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Rabbit - Turned into envelopes full of money by Axe Cop.
Two Mice - Turned into envelopes full of money by Axe Cop.
Cyborg Axe Cop - Blown up by Uni-Baby with the Poop Cannon.
Cyborg Sockarang - Blown up by Uni-Baby with the Poop Cannon.
- Total - 6

Birthday Month[]

Bobber Smartist - Ate poisoned candy canes.
Gobber Smartist - Ate poisoned candy canes.
Axe Cop's Dog - Ate poisoned candy canes.
Four Mermen - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Giant Snake - Disemboweled from the inside-out by Axe Cop.
Bad Santa - Thrown against multiple trees by Axe Cop, snapping his spinal cord.
Three Unnamed People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, tombstones seen.
- Total - 12

The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules[]

The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules - Decapitated by Axe Cop with an axe, shown in flashback. Revived as a ghost
Six Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, heads seen.
Unnamed Boy - Possessed by the Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules' ghost. Revived
35 Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated by Axe Cop with 1,000 axe blades.
1,000 Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
The Rabbit Who Broke All the Rules' Ghost - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
20 Unnamed People - Died of unknown causes off-screen, tombstones seen.
- Total - 1,064

No More Bad Guys[]

Sharkigator - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Evil Doctor Mad Man - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Evil Snugly Face - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Satan's Genie - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Hammer Knuckle - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Curser - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Crocgator Ray - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Tick Tock Shock - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Leather Heather - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Brainito - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Opposite President Man - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Hood Surfer - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Vampire Made Out of Wood - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Walker - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The President of Dynamite - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Detentioner - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
The Meanest Plant In the Universe - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Iron Aardvark - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Catip Fire Peep - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, name shown on board.
Two Unnamed Bad Guys - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, names shown on board. Both names are cut off, so it is unknown what they are fully.
Two Unnamed Police Officers - Thrown to their deaths in their police car by a pterodactyl.
Four Dinosaurs - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Psydrozon - Head exploded when Axe Cop threw Uni-Baby into his eye.
Axe Cop - Bitten by a rattlesnake. Revived.
- Total - 29

Super Axe[]

Insect Monster - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe, shown on underwear.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
12 Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, heads seeen.
The Evil Red-Headed Woman's Two Children - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop, mentioned.
Evil Bear - Decapitated by Super Axe with his axe.
Evil Crocodile - Decapitated by Super Axe with his axe.
Four Evil Animals - Dismembered by Super Axe with his axe.
Evil Butterfly - Crushed by Axe Cop.
24 Evil Animals - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop and Super Axe, bodies seen.
Evil Squirrel - Squeezed to death by Axe Cop.
The Evil Red-Headed Woman - Blasted by Axe Cop and Super Axe with the Super Blue Diamond Axe.
Evil Gorilla - Blasted by Axe Cop and Super Axe with the Super Blue Diamond Axe.
Evil Lion - Blasted by Axe Cop and Super Axe with the Super Blue Diamond Axe.
Tracy - Erased from existence when Axe Cop and Super Axe prevented the Evil Red-Headed Woman from turning everyone evil, mentioned. This was undone when Axe Cop brought Tracy into the year 0000
Super Axe - Passed away sometime after the year 0000, statue seen.
Tracy - Passed away sometime after the year 0000, statue seen.
- Total - 53

When Night Creatures Attack[]

7,233,538,250 Unnamed Citizens of an Unknown Future Planet - Killed when their planet was destroyed off-screen.
Unnamed Future Baby - Turned into a Night Creature by Night Creatures.
11 Planets - Killed when their planets were destroyed off-screen, baby ships seen.
Three Night Creatures - Disintegrated in the sunlight.
Unnamed Male Police Officer - Mauled by a Night Creature.
Two Planets - Accidentally smashed by Ben and Scoot with the sun. (7,233,538,250 on each planet)
Ten Night Creatures - Heads blown up by Flute Cop with his flute.
Ben - Vaporized by Axe Cop with a laser gun. Revived by Axe Cop
Scoot - Vaporized by Axe Cop with a laser gun. Revived by Axe Cop
Two Night Creatures - Heads blown up by Flute Cop with his flute off-screen, bodies seen.
Three Night Creatures - Heads blown up by Flute Cop with his flute.
Eight Night Creatures - Disintegrated by Axe Cop and Gray Diamond with the sun.
Night Creature Axe Cop - Disintegrated by Axe Cop and Gray Diamond with the sun.
Night Creature Flute Cop - Disintegrated by Axe Cop and Gray Diamond with the sun.
Night Creature Gray Diamond - Disintegrated by Axe Cop and Gray Diamond with the sun.
- Total - 28,934,153,044

28 Days Before[]

Turkey - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Deer - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Two Rabbits - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Two Squirrels - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Skunk - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Turkey - Cooked off-screen by Axe Cop, body seen.
Three Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
26 Unnamed Pilgrims - Swept away by Season Man with a tornado.
Season Man - Impaled by Turkey Turkey with a feather blade.
Turkey Turkey - Exploded when Ghost Cop put a grenade inside of his body.
Triceratops - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop, head seen.
- Total - 42

Taxi Cop[]

1,000,000 Unnamed Bad Guys - Shot off-screen by Little Ray, mentioned.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Head blown up by Flute Cop with his flute.
Unnamed Caveman - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Robot - Kicked into a wall by Flute Cop.
Robot - Killed off-screen by Axe Cop or Flute Cop. (Implied)
26 Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, heads seen.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Decapitated off-camera by Axe Cop with his axe.
Three Unnamed Police Officers - Killed when their cars crashed into each other.
Three Dinosaurs - Died of unknown causes off-screen, skeletons seen.
King Evilfatsozon - Blown up from the inside out by tiny alien robots.
Little Ray - Decapitated off-camera by Axe Cop with his axe.
Flute Cop - Shot to death off-screen by Little Ray, body seen. Revived by Uni-Man
- Total - 1,000,041

The Dumb List[]

75 Beautiful Girly Bobs - Beaten to death by Axe Cop.
Evil Rhino Man - Exploded when he drank Poison Blow-Up Juice. Revived by Axe Cop
Unnamed Bad Guy - Brain punched out by the Best Fairy In the World.
Beautiful Girly Bob Leader - Thrown into the sky by the Best Fairy In the World.
- Total - 78

Season Two[]

Night Mission: The Moon[]

Unnamed Male Baby - Turned into a Vampire Man-Baby-Kid after being bitten by his father.
12 Unnamed Bad Guys - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, heads seen.
Bear - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Nine Vampire Lumberjacks - Beaten to death by Bear Cop.
Spider - Eaten by Bear Cop.
21 Vampire Lumberjacks - Beaten to death by Spider Bear Cop.
Three Super Werewolves - Died of exhaustion off-screen, bodies seen.
The Vampire Man-Baby-Kid's Father - Exploded when Axe Cop kicked the button on his chest.
The Vampire Man-Baby-Kid's Mother - Fell to her death after Axe Cop destroyed the moon.
7,347,491,798 Super Werewolves - Fell to their deaths after Axe Cop destroyed the moon.
- Total - 7,347,491,848

Heads Will Roll[]

Giant Acid Gorilla - Turned into ice by the Vikings.
Unnamed Inmate - Decapitated off-camera by Axe Cop with his axe, head seen. Revived as a plant inmate
Four Unnamed Inmates - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe. Revived as plant inmates
Three Unnamed Inmates - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, bodies seen. Revived as plant inmates
Unnamed Inmate - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe. Revived as a plant inmate
Five Unnamed Inmates - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe. (Implied) Revived as plant inmates
Five Inmates' Wives - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe. (Implied)
Six Inmates' Children - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe. (Implied)
Unnamed Inmate's Mother - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe. (Implied)
17 Unnamed Inmates - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, heads seen. Revived as plant inmates
Unnamed Inmate - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, body seen. Revived as a plant inmate
Two Unnamed Male Scientists - Thrown to their deaths by a plant inmate.
Five Unnamed Inmates - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop. Revived as plant inmates
Eight Unnamed Bad Guys - Beaten to death by plant inmates.
The Warden - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Other Bad Guy - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.

Bald Cop[]

Unnamed Bad Guy - Frozen by Axe Cop with the star on his hat and then shattered to pieces on the ground.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Incinerated by Axe Cop with the star on his hat.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Brain melted by Axe Cop with the star on his hat.
Unnamed Bad Guy - Cut in half and then thrown by Axe Cop with the star on his hat.
Chick - Eaten by Hell Chicken.
Two Hell Chicken Zombies - Melted by Gray Diamond with a Hell Chicken Zombie's lava vomit.
Hell Chicken Zombie - Neck snapped by Gray Diamond.
Two Hell Chicken Zombies - Heads blown up by Flute Cop with his flute.
Hell Chicken Zombie - Crushed by Gray Diamond with a desk.
Hell Chicken Zombie - Shot in the face by a news reporter with a shotgun.
Hell Chicken Zombie - Head blown off by a news reporter with a shotgun.
Unnamed Person - Killed off-screen by Hell Zombie Chickens, body seen.
Unnamed Female News Reporter - Killed off-screen by Hell Zombie Chickens.
Unnamed Cameraman - Killed off-screen by Hell Zombie Chickens.
Unnamed Man - Melted by a Hell Zombie Chicken with lava vomit. Revived as a Hell Zombie Chicken
Ben - Shot to death by Axe Cop with two miniguns. Revived by Axe Cop
Scoot - Shot to death by Axe Cop with two miniguns. Revived by Axe Cop
Slime Monster - Dismembered by Uncle Axe with his axe, shown on TV.
Two Unnamed People - Eaten by Hell Zombie Chickens.
Wexter - Turned into a Hell Zombie Chicken off-screen.
Flute Cop - Melted by Hell Zombie Chicken Wexter with lava vomit. Revived as a Hell Zombie Chicken
Gray Diamond - Melted by Hell Zombie Chicken Wexter with lava vomit. Revived as a Hell Zombie Chicken
Sockarang - Melted by Hell Zombie Chicken Wexter with lava vomit. Revived as a Hell Zombie Chicken
Liborg - Melted by Hell Zombie Chicken Wexter with lava vomit. Revived as a Hell Zombie Chicken
63 Hell Zombie Chickens - Sucked back into Hell when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Zombie Chicken Flute Cop - Erased from existence when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Zombie Chicken Sockarang - Erased from existence when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Zombie Chicken Gray Diamond - Erased from existence when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Zombie Chicken Liborg - Erased from existence when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Zombie Chicken Wexter - Erased from existence when Axe Cop defeated Hell Chicken.
Hell Chicken - Impaled by Axe Cop with an American flag.

The Center of the Ocean[]

Lobster Ma and Hasta Mia's Parents - Killed off-screen by Hasta Mia, shown in flashback.
Lobster Man's Lobster - Killed off-screen by Hasta Mia, shown in flashback.
Unnamed Alien - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, head seen.
Eight Aliens - Decapitated by Axe Cop and the King of All Time.
7,351,990,164 Unnamed Sand People - Dissolved by the aliens with Water Queen's water.
Two Tigers - Eaten by sharks.
Shark - Mauled by tigers.
Shark - Killed off-screen by a tiger.
Unnamed Alien - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Unnamed Alien - Decapitated by Sea Sparrow.
Two Aliens - Decapitated by Lobster Man with his claws.
Five Planets - Destroyed by Hasta Mia. (7,351,990,164 on each planet)
Hasta Mia - Decapitated by Axe Cop, Water Queen, Lobster Man, and Sea Sparrow with the alien ship in form of an axe.
Five Tigers - Drowned in a flood.
Four Sharks - Drowned in a flood.

Mark Frankenstein[]

Six Egyptian Guards - Dismembered by Lord Diamond with two hook blades.
Unnamed Egyptian King - Killed when the pyramid collapsed.
Lord Diamond - Killed when the pyramid collapsed. Revived as a mummy
Three-Eyed Creature - Died of an unknown cause off-screen, skull seen.
Unnamed Male American History Museum Employee - Impaled by Lord Diamond with his arm.
Unnamed Waitress - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Unnamed Man - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Seven Unnamed People - Souls sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Flute Cop - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Sockarang - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Car - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
House - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Wexter - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
33 Unnamed People, Animals, and Objects - Souls sucked out and disintegrated off-screen by Lord Diamond, souls seen. Revived by Gray Diamond
Liborg - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
52 Unnamed People, Animals, and Objects - Souls sucked out and disintegrated off-screen by Lord Diamond, souls seen. Revived by Gray Diamond
Axe Cop - Soul sucked out and disintegrated by Lord Diamond. Revived by Gray Diamond
Lord Diamond - Decapitated by Gray Diamond with Axe Cop's axe.
Earth Soul Monster - Disintegrated when Gray Diamond took his diamond helmet back.

President Cop[]

Unnamed Bad Guy - Crushed by Axe Cop with a giant sack of money.
Tiger - Beaten to death by Axe Cop.
Rhinosaurus - Head slammed against the ground by Axe Cop.
Crocodile - Neck snapped by Axe Cop.
Panda - Punched in the jaw by Axe Cop.
Elephant - Beaten to death by Axe Cop.
Giant Drawn Bad Guy - Disintegrated due to being drawn badly by Axe Cop.
Axe Cop - Decapitated by Evil Robot Axe Cop with his axe. Revived
Junior Cobbb - Decapitated by Evil Robot Axe Cop with his axe. Revived by Axe Cop
Evil Robot Axe Cop - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest.
7,354,989,071 Bomb People - Committed suicide by stabbing themselves in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Liborg - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Sockarang - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Bat Warhog Man - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Uni-Man - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Gray Diamond - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
Bomb Best Fairy In the World - Committed suicide by stabbing herself in the chest under Evil Robot Axe Cop's commands.
The Evil Brilliant Scientist - Killed when Earth exploded.
Bomb Flute Cop - Committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest off-screen, explosion seen.

Axe Cop Saves God[]

Deer - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe, shown in flashback.
Deer - Decapitated and stuffed off-screen, head seen.
Bear - Decapitated and stuffed off-screen, head seen.
Unnamed Man - Mauled by a demon.
Four Unnamed People - Crushed by a demon with its tail.
Four Unnamed People - Killed off-screen by demons, bodies seen.
Unnamed Man - Decapitated off-screen by a demon, head seen.
Demon - Suffocated inside a roast chicken shot onto its face by Mr. Chicken Chickenslice.
Five Unnamed People - Eaten by Satan.
39 Unnamed Inmates - Eaten by Satan.
Five Unnamed Inmates - Fell to their deaths when Satan tipped over the piece of the prison they were inside.
Two Angels - Eaten by Axe Cop.
Unnamed Angel - Eaten by Flute Cop.
Unnamed Angel - Eaten by Sockarang.
Three Angels - Eaten by Mr. Chicken Chickenslice.
Unnamed Angel - Eaten by Gray Diamond.
Satan - Decapitated by Axe Cop with God's chainsaw.

The Ultimate Mate[]

Unnamed Bad Guy - Decapitated by Axe Girl with her axe.
Chicktopus - Decapitated by Axe Girl with her axe.
Dragon - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Three-Headed Hydra - Decapitated by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes.
Six Unnamed Bad Guys - Dismembered by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes, body parts seen.
Unnamed Ninja - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
Two Giant Rats - Decapitated by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes.
Two Tiny Alien Robots - Destroyed by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes.
Giant Robot - Cut into three pieces by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes.
Nine People of Tutukaka - Eaten by the Evil Gigantic Moon Head.
Two Blob Creatures - Cut in half by Axe Girl with her axe.
Four Blob Creatures - Cut in half by Axe Cop with his axe.
The Evil Gigantic Moon Head - Exploded after being decapitated by Axe Cop and Axe Girl with their axes.

Night Mission: The Extincter[]

Koala - Neck snapped by the Extincter, shown in flashback. Revived by Axe Cop and Uni-Man
14 Animals - Killed off-screen by the Extincter, bodies seen in flashback. Revived by Axe Cop and Uni-Man
Three Unnamed Hunters - Decapitated by owls with axes.
96 Animals - Decapitated off-screen by the Extincter, heads seen. Revived by Axe Cop and Uni-Man
Lion - Skinned off-screen by the Extincter, skin seen. Revived by Axe Cop and Uni-Man
Unnamed Male Hunter - Decapitated off-screen by Axe Cop with his axe, head seen.
Unnamed Skunkman - Head blown up by Flute Cop with his flute.
Five Unnamed Hunters - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.
The Extincter - Decapitated by Axe Cop with his axe.

Baboons Rising[]

Miles - Shot to death by baboons.
Unnamed Male Scientist - Mauled by Bonzo.
Unnamed Male Helicopter Pilot - Accidentally jumped out of his helicopter.
Unnamed Male President - Killed off-screen by baboons.
Two Unnamed Bodyguards - Killed off-screen by baboons.
32 Unnamed People - Killed off-screen by baboons, bodies seen.
Six Baboons - Beaten to death by bears.
Salmon - Killed off-screen by a bear, body seen.
Fish - Eaten by a bear.
Bear - Beaten to death by a baboon.
Eight Baboons - Beaten to death by bears.

Deaths[]

Total - 80,581,022,926
- Season One - 21,766,600,422
- Season Two - 58,814,422,504

Kill Counts[]

Hasta Mia - 36,759,950,825 (Deceased)
Scoot - 14,467,076,500 (Deceased)
Ben - 14,467,076,500 (Deceased)
Axe Cop - 7,412,477,276
Evil Robot Axe Cop - 7,354,989,079
Water Queen - 7,351,990,165
Little Ray - 1,000,001 (Deceased)
Book Cop - 168
The Extincter - 112 (Deceased)
Lord Diamond - 108 (Deceased)
Satan - 49 (Deceased)
Super Axe - 33 (Deceased)
Bear Cop - 31
Season Man - 26 (Deceased)
Flute Cop - 22
Gray Diamond - 20
Axe Girl - 17
The King of All time - 8
Eagle Cop - 6 (Deceased)
Mr. Chicken Chickenslice - 4
Wexter - 4 (Deceased)
Lobster Man - 3
Sergeant T - 3 (Deceased)
Uni-Baby - 2
Sea Sparrow - 2
Chickenhead - 2 (Deceased)
Army Chihuahua - 1
Isabella M - 1
Chemist M - 1
Ghost Cop - 1
Sockarang - 1
Bonzo - 1
Turkey Turkey - 1 (Deceased)

Notes[]

In the episode "Zombie Island... In Space", there were 64,984,015 people in London in July 27, 2013, the year the episode was released, and Dr. Doo-Doo made them all have an accident which spawned the Doody Soldiers, that makes 64,984,015 Doody Soldiers getting killed. Also, none of the people were shown to have died, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "No More Bad Guys", Axe Cop mentions he killed all of the bad guys on Earth, but it was not specified how many there were, so only the ones shown on the board will be counted.
In the episode "When Night Creatures Attack", if every planet had the same amount of citizens as humans on Earth in November 16, 2013, the year the episode was released, 7,233,538,251 citizens died on each planet in the bare minimum.
In the episode "Taxi Cop", none of the toys Axe Cop, Flute Cop, and Little Ray play with will be counted as they weren't sentient. Also, only King Evilfatsozon will be counted as it is impossible to count how many tiny alien robots there were.
In the episode "Night Vision: The Moon", the Vampire Man-Baby-Kid causes a bus full of people to crash, but none of them were shown to have died, so they won't be counted. Also, if the moon had the same amount of Super Werewolves as humans on Earth in April 16, 2015, the day the episode was released, 7,347,491,799 Super Werewolves died in the bare minimum, minus the Vampire Man-Baby-Kid's father as he was a vampire.
In the episode "Bald Cop", a news report mentions that "everyone" is getting killed by the Hell Zombie Chickens, but it was not specified how many people were killed, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "The Center of the Ocean", if the Sand Planet had the same amount of sand people as humans on earth in May 7, 2015, the day the episode was released, 7,351,990,164 sand people died in the bare minimum. The same goes for every other planet destroyed.
In the episode "The Perfect Mate", the Horse Measles were shown falling after the Evil Gigantic Moon Head exploded, but none were shown to be hitting the surface of the planet, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "Night Mission: The Extincter", it is mentioned that the Extincter was making multiple animal species go endangered and extinct, but it was not specified how many were killed, so they won't be counted. Also, Axe Cop removes the brains of the Chupacabra, the Jackalope, and the Loch Ness Monster and then eats them, but they weren't shown to have died, so they won't be counted.
In the episode "Baboons Rising", it is not mentioned how many baboons and bears were killed, so only the ones shown will be counted. Also, none of the germs the baboons kill at the end will be counted as they're not even alive.