Auralnauts Star Wars

Auralnauts Star Wars is a series of Star Wars YouTube parodies created by Auralnauts.

It follows the story of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker, who are part of a group called the Jedi, a group of junkies that are always high on midichlorians, a form of heroin.

Victims

Jedi Party

• Rupert (Droid) – Destroyed off-screen by Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
• Two Battle Droids – Kicked midair by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
• Battle Droid – Slashed in half by Qui-Gon Jinn with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid – Slashed in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid – Decapitated by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid - Slashed in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid – Slashed by Qui-Gon Jinn with his glow tube.
• Two Battle Droids – Slashed in half by Qui-Gon Jinn with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid – Slashed by Qui-Gon Jinn with his glow tube.
• Battle Droid – Slashed in half by Qui-Gon Jinn with his glow tube.
• Two Battle Droids – Force pushed into a wall by Qui-Gon Jinn.
• R2–R9 – Shot of a cruiser by Space Cops.
• R2-B1 – Shot of a cruiser by Space Cops.
• G8–R3 – Shot off a cruiser by Space Cops.
• Jar Jar Binks – Killed off-screen by Creepio, mentioned in a later video.
  • Total - 18

The Friend Zone

• Shmi Skywalker – Killed off-screen by Creepio, mentioned. Presumably revived by The Singularity Engine as a Droid.
• Watto – Killed off-screen by Creepio, mentioned. Presumably revived by The Singularity Engine as a Droid.
• Unnamed Male Moisture Farmer - Killed off-screen by Creepio, mentioned. Revived by The Singularity Engine as Grevious.
• At Least 199,997 Unnamed Tatooine Inhabitants – Killed off-screen by Creepio, mentioned. Revived by The Singularity Engine as Droids.
• At Least 11 Human-Droid Hybrids – Killed when Far2-D2 blew up the Singularity Engine.
  • Total - 200,011

Revenge of Middle Management

• Three Human-Droid Hybrids – Cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• At Least Two Human-Droid Hybrids – Killed when Anakin rammed his ship into them.
• Three Human-Droid Hybrids – Cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Human-Droid Hybrid – Hit in the chest by his own blaster fire deflected back at him by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
• Two Human-Droid Hybrids – Cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Human-Droid Hybrid – Cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Human-Droid Hybrid – Hit in the chest by his own blaster fire deflected back at him by Anakin Skywalker.
• Human-Droid Hybrid – Cut in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi with his glow tube.
• Three Human-Droid Hybrids – Died of their injuries caused by Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.
• 50 Human-Droid Hybrids – Killed when Far2-D2 destroyed the tower they were in.
• Padme Amidala – Died in childbirth.
• Elan Sleazebaggano – Died of a deathstick overdose off-screen, mentioned.
  • Total - 69

LARRY

• Qui-Gon Jinn – Died of unknown causes off-screen. Returned as a force ghost.
  • Total - 1

Laser Moon Awakens

• Bail Organa – Killed when Laser Moon destroyed Alderaan, under the orders of Creepio.
• Breha Organa – Killed when Laser Moon destroyed Alderaan, under the orders of Creepio.
• 5,599,999,998 Unnamed People on Alderaan - Killed when Laser Moon destroyed Alderaan, under the orders of Creepio.
• Obi-Wan Steven Ben Larry Kenobi – Willingly slashed by Darth Vader with his glow tube. Revived as a force ghost
• Two Unnamed Imperion Employees – Killed when the station they were standing near was destroyed.
• Pillsbury – Killed when his ship was blown up by laser moon.
• Two Unnamed Male Pilots – Killed when their ships were shot down by Darth Vader in his TIE fighter.
• Barry – Killed when his ship was shot down by Darth Vader in his TIE fighter.
• Unnamed Male Imperion Employee – Killed when his TIE fighter was shot by Han Solo using the Millenium Falcon.
• Unnamed Male Imperion Employee – Killed when his TIE fighter collided with the walls of laser moon.
• Grand Moff Tarkin – Killed when Duke Dirtfarmer destroyed Laser Moon’s physical form.
• Moradim Bast - Killed when Duke Dirtfarmer destroyed Laser Moon’s physical form.
• Unnamed Male Control Panel User - Killed when Duke Dirtfarmer destroyed Laser Moon’s physical form.
  • Total - 5,600,000,012

Attack of the Phantom Past

• Unnamed Male Pilot – Killed when his ship was shot by Laser Moon using a robotic reindeer.
• Dave – Killed when his ship was shot by Laser Moon using a robotic reindeer.
• Unnamed Male Audience Member – Killed in an explosion caused by Laser Moon.
• Unnamed Male Pilot – Killed when his ship was shot by Laser Moon using a robotic reindeer.
• Two Unnamed Audience Members – Shot by Laser Moon using a robotic reindeer, seen on a TV.
  • Total - 6

The Last Laser Master

• Yoda – Died of old age.
• Chief Ackbar – Killed when Laser Moon shot his ship through Mr. Palpatine’s power.
• Santino – Killed when Laser Moon shot his ship through Mr. Palpatine’s power.
• At Least Two Space Cops - Killed when Laser Moon shot their ship through Mr. Palpatine’s power.
• Jingleberry Danks – Killed in an explosion.
• Mr. Palpatine – Killed when Darth Vader threw him into Laser Moon’s core. Revived in Banana Time
• Laser Moon - Killed by Darth Vader as part of Palpatine’s mind. Revived in Banana Time
• Anakin Skywalker/Regional Manager Darth Vader – Died of his injuries after being stuck by Mr. Palpatine with lightning whilst merged with Laser Moon.
  • Total - 9

Banana Time

• TBA

Deaths

• Total - 5,600,200,126

Kill Counts

1. Creepio - 5,600,200,001 (Alive)
2. Laser Moon - 5,600,000,010 (Alive)
3. Far2-D2 - 61 (Alive)
4. Obi-Wan Steven Ben Larry Kenobi - 20 (Deceased/Ghost)
5. Anakin Skywalker/Regional Manager Darth Vader - 12 (Deceased)
6. Qui-Gon Jinn - 7 (Deceased/Ghost)
7. Mr. Palpatine - 4 (Alive)
8. Duke Dirtfarmer/Dirk Lasermaster - 3 (Alive)