Ask That Guy With the Glasses

Ask That Guy With the Glasses is an American black comedy web-series created by Doug Walker. The series premiered on June 13, 2008 and aired on TGWTG.com (a part of Channel Awesome) until it ended on December 2, 2014. The series also includes DVD-exclusive episodes from Best of TGWTG Volume 1, published on March 27th, 2010, Kickassia, published on October 10th, 2010, Best of TGWTG Volume 2, published on April 1st, 2011, Best of TGWTG Volume 4, published on May 4th, 2013, and TGWTG Secret Indiegogo DVD, published on November 2013. Some time after the series ended, all the content from TGWTG.com was moved to Channel Awesome's official page channelawesome.com, including Ask That Guy With the Glasses. After Bilip, which hosted the series, was shut down on 20 August 2015 the series was also removed from Channel Awesome.

The show features a titular character answering questions which he receives from the viewers. Due to his depraved nature, his answers end up being humorous.

Each season takes place with the passing years.

Victims

Web Series

Season 1

Episode 1

• Unnamed Doozer of Unknown Gender - Impaled on a spike by an unnamed viewer at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 1.5

• None

Episode 2

• None

Episode 3

• None

Episode 4

• Unnamed Viewer's Uncle - Died of unknown cause one week before the episode started.
• That Guy With the Glasses' Uncle - Died of unknown cause off-screen and then eaten by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
• That Guy With the Glasses' Grandmother - Died of unknown cause off-screen and used as a sauce ingredient by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
  • Total - 3

Episode 4.3

• Unnamed Viewer's Cat - Crucified by an unnamed viewer at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 4.6

• None

Episode 5

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Died of a heart attacked after he was suddenly scared by a screamer. Revived by God under a deal that he will promote the Bible or Chronicles of Narnia.
  • Total - 1

Episode 6

• Suicidal One-eyed Green Monkey - Committed suicide after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 7

• Unnamed Viewer's Little Brother - Sacrificed to gods by his older sibling at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Viewer's Mother - Sacrificed to gods by her child at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Viewer's Father - Sacrificed to gods his child at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (All Debatable)

Episode 8

• Unnamed Viewer's Mother - Eaten by an unnamed viewer after That Guy With the Glasses told them that they can eat her after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 9

• None

Episode 10

• Puppy Scruffy - Repeatedly picked up and thrown across the room by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen. Referenced.
  • Total - 1

Episode 11

• None

Episode 12

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Died of a spider bite after the episode ended.
  • Total - 1

Episode 13

• None

Episode 14

• Bob - Eaten by Wendell off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
• Quello - Eaten by Wendell off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
• Wendell - Committed suicide by eating himself off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (All Debatable)

Episode 15

• Unnamed Person of Unknown Gender - Murdered by That Guy With the Glasses' watch dog while That Guy With the Glasses was pretending to be blind off-screen. Referenced.
• Unnamed Viewer's Firby - Starved to death or got batteries taken out by an unknown viewer at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Disappeared when stopped being imagined/dreamed by an unknown person. Revived by the next episode.
  • Total - 3 (2 Debatable)

Episode 16

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses in an unknown manner after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 17

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Died of unknown reason 24 hours after the episode ended.

Episode 18

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Fell down the escalator which was going up off-screen. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 19

• Unnamed Viewer's Girlfriend - Died of starvation or suffocation after she was locked inside a closet by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen.
  • Total - 1

Episode 20

• Unnamed Person - Impaled on a stick, roasted over the fire and possibly eaten by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen. Referenced.
  • Total - 1

Episode 21

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Starved themselves to death at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 22

• None

Episode 23

• None

Episode 24

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Killed by the ninjas after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 25

• Fifi - Committed suicide by exploding itself after That Guy With the Glasses tied a piece of buttered toast to it and threw it off a bridge off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 26

• That Guy With the Glasses' Mother - Burned alive while being chased by the ninjas off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 27

• Kirby DX - Murdered by That Guy With the Glasses after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 28

• 50,000 South Koreans - Unintentionally hit by pennies thrown by people who visited the Grand Canyon off-screen. Referenced. (Debatable)
• Lucas Younts - Brains eaten by an unnamed zombie after the episode ended.
  • Total - 50,001 (50,000 Debatable)

Episode 29

• David Pham - Murdered in unknown manner by an unnamed psychopathic killer after the episode ended.
  • Total - 1

Episode 30

• None

Season 2

Episode 31

• Unnamed Male Viewer - Slit his throat with a knife.
• Unnamed Male Viewer - Paradoxically shot himself in the head with a gun.
  • Total - 2

Episode 31.1

• None

Episode 31.2

• None

Episode 31.3

• None

Episode 32

• None

Episode 33

• Unnamed Viewer's Father - Killed by his child after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Viewer's Mother - Killed by her child after the episode ended. (Debatable)
  • Total - 2 (All Debatable)

Episode 34

• None

Episode 35

• Deer - Died of unknown cause off-screen. Referenced.
  • Total - 1

Episode 36

• Amelia Earhart - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen. Referenced. (Fictional Portrayal)
• Bigfoot - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen. Referenced.
• Jimmy Hoffa - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses off-screen. Referenced. (Fictional Portrayal)
  • Total - 3

Episode 37

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Tricked into shooting themselves in the mouth with their father's gun by That Guy With the Glasses who told them the gun contains ice cream. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 38

• Unnamed Prostitute - Killed by an unknown person.
  • Total - 1

Episode 39

• That Guy With the Glasses' Grandfather - Succumbed to hypothermia after That Guy With the Glasses stuffed him inside a freezer. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Man - Shot off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
  • Total - 2 (1 Debatable)

Episode 40

• None

Episode 41

• None

Episode 42

• Unnamed Person of Unknown Gender - Accidentally choked by That Guy With the Glasses with the Force.
  • Total - 1

Announcement

• None

Episode 43

• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Killed and impaled on a spike by some people hired by That Guy With the Glasses.
• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Committed suicide
  • Total - 2

Episode 44

• Bennett the Sage - Killed off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced. Revived.
• Unnamed Viewer's Mother - Poisoned by a mustard gas created after she peed in a bottle of bleach in a punishment set up by her child at Sage's suggestion. (Debatable)
  • Total - 2 (1 Debatable)

Episode 45

• Unnamed Viewer's Grandmother - Run over by a reindeer. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Colorblind Man - "Euthanized" at request of That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
  • Total - 2 (1 Debatable)

Episode 46

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Disintegrated by God with lighting. Revived by God under a deal that he will promote Chronicles of Narnia again.
• Unnamed Newborn - Killed by an Unnamed Viewer.
• Unnamed Viewer of Unknown Gender - Committed suicide at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (1 Debatable)

Season 3

Episode 47

• None

Episode 48

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Bled to death after being shot by Mr. Owl with a handgun or beaten to death by Mr. Owl. Revived by the next episode.
  • Total - 1

Episode 49

• None

Ask That Guy VIOLATES Ma-Ti

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Shot to death by Ma-Ti. Revived by the next episode.
  • Total - 1

Episode 50

• Unnamed Viewer's Puppy - Shot by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Viewer - Shot by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun after the episode ended. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Male Viewer - Shot himself at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (All Debatable)

Episode 51

• Unnamed Viewer - Died of poisoning after eating a squared Pi containing poisoned cactus at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
• Betabet - Killed at Alphabet's request. (Debatable)
• Deltabet - Killed at Alphabet's request. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (All Debatable)

Episode 52

• Stevenson (Baby Seal) - Killed and eaten by That Guy With the Glasses.
• Unnamed Male Doctor - Shot four times by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
• The Narrator - Killed in an explosion by That Guy With the Glasses with a time bomb. Revived.
  • Total - 3

Episode 53

• None

Episode 54

• That Guy With the Glasses' GPS - Shot by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
  • Total - 1

Episode 55

• Unknown Person - Killed and got his brain eaten by an unnamed viewer.
  • Total - 1

Episode 56

• The Hummel Figurine - Shot twice by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun. Revived. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Episode 57

• Scooby-Doo - Beaten to death by That Guy With the Glasses.
• Scrappy-Doo - Neck cracked off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses.
• Unnamed Viewer - Committed suicide at That Guy With the Glasses suggestion. (Debatable)
  • Total - 3 (1 Debatable)

Season 4

Episode 58

• Unnamed Baby Boy - Shot to death by That Guy With the Glasses with his robotic penis. (Debatable)
• The Hummel Figurine - Shot twice by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun. Revived.
• Unnamed Viewer - Shot by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
• Unnamed Baby - Shot to death by That Guy With the Glasses with his robotic penis. (Debatable)
  • Total - 4 (2 Debatable)

Episode 59

• None

Episode 60

• Ludwig von Drake - Beheaded and eaten for dinner. (Debatable)
• Mother Cat - Eaten by canines let out by Judge Doom. (Debatable)
• Duffy Duck - Shot by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Baby - Shot to death by That Guy With the Glasses with his robotic penis. (Debatable)
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Head exploded from the question his viewer asked him. Revived.
  • Total - 5 (4 Debatable)

Episode 61

• Calvin Klein - Killed and made into clothes and food by That Guy With the Glasses. (Fictional Portrayal) (Debatable)
• Gnomeo - Died of unknown cause and ended up in Hell. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Woman - Beaten to death by That Guy With the Glasses with a hammer.
  • Total - 3 (2 Debatable)

Episode 62

• None

Episode 63

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Crushed by a giant wooden hammer. Revived.
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Crushed by a giant wooden hammer. Revived.
  • Total - 2

Episode 64

• None

Episode 65

• Unnamed Male - Shot to death off-screen by the Libyan terrorists.
  • Total - 1

Episode 66

• None

Season 5

Live at Kami-Con

• Unnamed Male Audience Member - Committed suicide by shooting himself at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Woman - Run over for the second time by her male subordinate with a forklift at Caroline Schmitt's suggestion. (Debatable)
• Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System/GLaDOS - Programming disabled at Ian Eddy's suggestion. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Male Audience Member - Uploaded his mind into GLaDOS at Caroline Schmitt's suggestion. (Debatable)
  • Total - 4 (All Debatable)

Episode 67

• Unnamed Child - Shot 20 times in the shape of a cross by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
• 17 Hipsters - Manipulated into shooting themselves by That Guy With the Glasses.
  • Total - 18

Episode 68

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Eaten alive off-screen by a T-Rex. Revived.
• The Other Guy - Killed and eaten by That Guy With the Glasses. (Debatable)
  • Total - 2 (1 Debatable)

Episode 69

• Unnamed Man - Killed and got his soul and body eaten by That Guy With the Glasses. (Debatable)
  • Total - 1 (All Debatable)

Season 6

Final Episode

• Unnamed Viewer - Killed themselves by eating pieces of a broken mirror at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
• 6 Unnamed Orphan Children - Killed off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
• 4 Dogs - Killed off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
• Unnamed Orphan Child - Got their brain replaced with 4 dogs by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced.
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Burst from excitement after unnamed viewer asked him if he had a question.
• Left Hand - Burst along with the rest of That Guy With the Glasses when That Guy With the Glasses got overexcited by a question a viewer asked him.
  • Total - 14 (1 Debatable)

DVD Specials

Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 1

• Unnamed Viewer's Father - Killed off-screen by his child at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
• Bugs Bunny - Crucified off-screen on a cross of carrots by an unnamed viewer at That Guy With the Glasses' suggestion. (Debatable)
• That Guy With the Glasses' Mother - Accidentally crucified off-screen at the cross of carrots by That Guy With the Glasses. Referenced. (Debatable)
• Unnamed Cameraman - Beaten with a handgun and then got his neck snapped by That Guy With the Glasses.
  • Total - 4 (3 Debetable)

Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 2

• Rat - Shot off-screen by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun.
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Killed himself when he blew up the world with an end of the world device.
• The Narrator - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses when he blew up the world with an end of the world device.
• All 7,006,167,156 People on Earth - Killed by That Guy With the Glasses when he blew up the world with an end of the world device, minus already counted That Guy With the Glasses and The Narrator. Revived.
  • Total - 7,006,167,159

AskThatGuy: Kickassia Edition

• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Shot by Lord Kat's assassin with a gun. Revived by God under a deal that he will promote the Bible.
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Shot by unknown person with a gun. Revived by God under a deal that he will promote the Bible and Dalai Lama's The Path to Tranquility.
  • Total - 2

Best of TGWTG Vol. 2 - AskThatGuy Episode

• The Narrator - Shot to death by That Guy With the Glasses with a handgun. Revived after the episode ended.
• That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - Committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a handgun. Revived when Doug Walker decided to make a different ending.
• Unnamed Puppy - Got his head smashed against a table by That Guy With the Glasses. Revived when Doug Walker decided to make a different ending.
  • Total - 3

Best of TGWTG Vol. 4 - Continuation of Ep. 69

• SpongeBob SquarePants - Beheaded by the Pineapple People. (Debatable)
• Patrick Star - Beheaded by the Pineapple People. (Debatable)
• Melvin Pothorn/Melvin Brother of the Joker - Exploded by That Guy With the Glasses with his evil power.
  • Total - 3 (2 Debatable)

TGWTG Secret Indiegogo DVD - Episode 69.5

• Unnamed Viewer's Dog - Repeatedly smashed in the head by That Guy With the Glasses with a frying pan.
  • Total - 1

Deaths

• Total - 7,006,217,230 (50,033 Debatable)
  • Web Series - 50,123 (50,047 Debatable)
    • Season 1 - 50,030 (50,017 Debatable)
    • Season 2 - 22 (7 Debatable)
    • Season 3 - 17 (8 Debatable)
    • Season 4 - 15 (8 Debatable)
    • Season 5 - 25 (6 Debatable)
    • Season 6 - 14 (1 Debatable)
  • DVD Specials - 7,006,167,172 (5 Debatable)
    • Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 1 - 4 (3 Debatable)
    • Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 2 - 7,006,167,159
    • AskThatGuy: Kickassia Edition - 2
    • Best of TGWTG Vol. 2 - AskThatGuy Episode - 3
    • Best of TGWTG Vol. 4 - Continuation of Ep. 69 - 3 (2 Debatable)
    • TGWTG Secret Indiegogo DVD - Episode 69.5 - 1

Kill Counts

1. That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - 7,006,167,242 (Deceased)
2. Wendell - 2
3. Alphabet - 2
4. Caroline Schmitt - 2
5. Bennett the Sage - 1
6. God - 1
7. Mr. Owl - 1
8. Ma-Ti - 1
9. Judge Doom - 1
10. Lord Kat - 1
11. Ian Eddy - 1

Death Counts

1. That Guy With the Glasses/Ask That Guy - 14
2. Melvin Pothorn/Melvin Brother of the Joker/The Hummel Figurine - 3
3. The Narrator - 3
4. Puppy Scruffy - 1
5. Bob - 1
6. Quello - 1
7. Wendell - 1
8. Fifi - 1
9. Kirby DX - 1
10. Lucas Younts - 1
11. David Pham - 1
12. Amelia Earhart - 1
13. Bigfoot - 1
14. Jimmy Hoffa - 1
15. Bennett the Sage - 1
16. Betabet - 1
17. Deltabet - 1
18. Stevenson (Baby Seal) - 1
19. Scooby-Doo - 1
20. Scrappy-Doo - 1
21. Ludwig von Drake - 1
22. Duffy Duck - 1
23. Calvin Klein - 1
24. Gnomeo - 1
25. The Other Guy - 1
26. Left Hand - 1
27. Bugs Bunny - 1
28. SpongeBob SquarePants - 1
29. Patrick Star - 1
30. Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System/GLaDOS - 1

Notes

• That Guy With the Glasses is a self-described pathological liar and some of his answers contradict each other showing he is unreliable. Because of this, most deaths he claimed happened will be marked as debatable.
• In episode 1, That Guy With the Glasses suggests to a viewer to provoke an underground war between the Fraggles and the Doozers in which he claims Doozers would wipe out the Fraggles after which the viewer should just kill the remaining Doozers. It is unknown whether the viewer goes along with this, but if they do, it is unknown how many Fraggles and Doozers were killed in total so they aren't counted.
• In episode 7, That Guy With the Glasses tells a viewer to sacrifice his entire neighborhood to gods. It is unknown whether how many neighbors they have and whether he was successful in his attempt to sacrifice them so they will not be counted.
• In episode 17, one of the viewers says they are going to die in 24 hours and they asks That Guy With the Glasses if they should off killing people they have always hated. That Guy With the Glasses tells them that they should go killing people they never met. It is unknown how many people the viewer kills so they will not be listed.
• In episode 43, That Guy With the Glasses implies he had killed elves to make driedels out of them. It's not known how many elves he killed so they are not listed.
• In episode 51, That Guy With the Glasses shoots up an orphanage off-screen. It is unknown how many people were in that orphanage so they aren't listed
• There is an inconsistency between episodes 52, 53 and Final Episode. In episode 52, That Guy With the Glasses blows up his house with a time bomb and leaves the Narator to die in there. In episode 53, the Narator even asks TGWTG "Why did you leave me to die in that explosion?". However, in the Final Episode, TGWTG finds himself back in the same house and has a realization that he mixed up an explosive with a flash of white light.
• In episode 54, That Guy With the Glasses claims he had sex with a monkey and that he ate their babies alive. It is unknown how many babies they had and whether this actually happened so it is not listed. He also claims he's given many people cancer and they've died of it but it is unknown how many, so they aren't listed.
• In episode 67, That Guy With the Glasses manipulates all the hipsters who were listening to him to shoot themselves by saying that all hipsters should not shoot themselves. After he says that 17 shots are heard meaning at least 17 hipsters died. However, there have been much more hipsters who shot themselves but it is unknown exactly how many. On the list, only confirmed 17 will be counted.
• In Final Episode, That Guy With the Glasses' Left Hand is seen and heard talking to the viewers meaning he's a sentient so he is listed.
• For Best of TGWTG Vol. 1 - AskThatGuy Ep. 2, World Population History for March 27th, 2010 was used as the population of planet Earth.
• In Best of TGWTG Vol. 4 - Continuation of Ep. 69, Melvin references his death in the second TGWTG charity drive. Since that didn't happen as a part of Ask That Guy With the Glasses series, it isn't listed.
• In TGWTG Secret Indiegogo DVD - Episode 69.5, somebody kills all of their co-workers after which they are heard falling into Hell. It is unknown how many people he killed so they aren't listed.