Absolutely Anything

Absolutely Anything is a 2015 British science fantasy comedy film that was released on the 14th of August, 2015 by Lionsgate UK. It stars Simon Pegg, Kate Beckinsale, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Rob Riggle, Eddie Izzard and Joanna Lumley.

A group of eccentric aliens confers a human being with the power to do absolutely anything, as an experiment.

Victims

• At Least 445,349,722 Unnamed Aliens - Killed by Sharon, Janet, Maureen, Kylie, and Salubrious Gat when they destroyed their planets using the Destruction Generator off-screen, mentioned.
• 38 Unnamed Pupils - Blown up by Salubrious Gat when he blew up 10C with the Destruction Generator on the accidental orders of Neil Clarke. Revived by Neil Clarke with a wish.
• 23 Unnamed People - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, bodies shown. Reanimated by Neil Clarke with a wish.
• 23 Reanimated People - Died after Neil Clarke undid his wish that reanimated them.
• Mortimer Stanley's Wife - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
• Four Unnamed United States Secret Service Agents - Died after crashing the presidential state car into a truck. (Debatable)
• Reg Hoskins/The Great Alfredo - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, skeleton shown. Reanimated by Neil Clarke with a wish.
• Reanimated Reg Hoskins/The Great Alfredo - Committed suicide by jumping out of a window on the orders of Neil Clarke.
• At Least Two Unnamed Inhabitants of G4378 - Eaten by Janet off-screen, mentioned.
• Sharon/Death-Dealing Darkness-Bringer - Blown up by Dennis when he destroyed their ship using the Destruction Generator.
• Janet - Blown up by Dennis when he destroyed their ship using the Destruction Generator.
• Maureen - Blown up by Dennis when he destroyed their ship using the Destruction Generator.
• Kylie - Blown up by Dennis when he destroyed their ship using the Destruction Generator.
• Salubrious Gat - Blown up by Dennis when he destroyed his ship using the Destruction Generator.

Deaths

• Total - 445,349,820
  • 445,349,729 Aliens
    • 445,349,727 Victims of Unknown Species
    • 2 G4378 Inhabitants
  • 67 Humans
    • 61 Victims of Unknown Gender
    • 5 Male
    • 1 Female
  • 24 Undead
    • 23 Zombies
    • 1 Skeleton

Kill Counts

1. Salubrious Gat - 445,349,760 (Deceased)
2. Janet - 445,349,724 (Deceased)
3. Sharon/Death-Dealing Darkness-Bringer - 445,349,722 (Deceased)
4. Maureen - 445,349,722 (Deceased)
5. Kylie - 445,349,722 (Deceased)
6. Neil Clarke - 62 (Alive)
7. Dennis (Dog) - 5 (Alive)

Notes

• It is mentioned that Amenhotep III and Michael Jackson died, these will not be counted as they are real people, and this is not a fictional portrayal of their deaths.
• 445,349,722 alien species have been destroyed by the Intergalactic Community of Superior Beings, as the population of their planets are unknown one will be counted as the minimum for each species.