A Million Ways to Die in the West

A Million Ways To Die in the West is a 2014 western/comedy film directed by and starring Seth MacFarlane, Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron, Neil Patrick Harris, Sarah Silverman, and Alex Borstein with cameos with Jamie Foxx, Ryan Reynolds, the late Gilbert Gottfried, Christopher Lloyd, Kaley Cuoco, and Patrick Stewart. It is a part of The Tarantinoverse.

Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark (Seth MacFarlane) feels certain that the Western frontier is trying to kill him, then he loses his girlfriend, Louise (Amanda Seyfried), to the town's most successful businessman (Neil Patrick Harris). However, a beautiful, pistol-packing woman named Anna (Charlize Theron) rides into town and helps Albert find his inner courage. Then Stark must put his newfound bravery to the test when Anna's outlaw husband (Liam Neeson) arrives with plans to plant him in an unmarked grave.

Victims

• Unnamed Man - Hanged by several unknown men off-screen, body shown in a photo.
• Unnamed Man - Shot by Pastor Wilson off-screen during a duel, mentioned.
• Unnamed Man's Son - Shot by Pastor Wilson off-screen in order to prevent him from seeking revenge for the murder of his father, mentioned.
• Unnamed Male Silver Mine Worker - Died of methane poisoning after farting due to working in a silver mine.
• Unnamed Male Mayor of Old Stump - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
• Unnamed Man - Shot in the chest by Clinch Leatherwood with his revolver.
• James Addison - Crushed underneath a giant block of ice after the rope holding it up snapped.
• Pastor Wilson's Son - Shot in the chest by Lewis Barnes with his revolver.
• Unnamed Man - Stabbed in the throat by an unknown man with a broken bottle.
• Unnamed Female Teacher - Throat slit by a fast-moving tumbleweed off-screen a few years prior, mentioned.
• Unnamed Male Photographer - Blown up and set on fire when his camera exploded.
• Unnamed Man - Shot to death by two unknown men with rifles as a mercy killing after accidentally being set on fire when their photographers camera exploded.
• Unnamed Woman - Shot to death by two unknown men with rifles as a mercy killing after accidentally being set on fire when their photographers camera exploded.
• At Least Two Unknown People - Killed by at least two unknown people during two separate gunfights off-screen a year prior, mentioned.
• At Least One Unknown Person - Killed by at least one unknown person during a knife fight off-screen a year prior, mentioned.
• Unknown Person - Drowned in a body of water off-screen a year prior, mentioned.
• Dr. Von Plume - Gored by a rampaging Bull with its horns.
• Unnamed Man - Shot in the chest by Clinch Leatherwood with his revolver.
• Elsie Stark - Died of unknown causes off-screen, mentioned.
• Both of Albert Stark's Grandparents - Died of unknown causes off-screen several years prior, mentioned.
• Clinch Leatherwood - Shot in the arm by Albert Stark with a poisoned bullet.
• Lewis Barnes - Presumably sentenced to death via unknown means by an unknown person after being arrested by Sheriff Brady off-screen, implied.
• Enoch - Presumably sentenced to death via unknown means by an unknown person after being arrested by Sheriff Brady off-screen, implied.
• Jordy - Presumably sentenced to death via unknown means by an unknown person after being arrested by Sheriff Brady off-screen, implied.
• Ben - Presumably sentenced to death via unknown means by an unknown person after being arrested by Sheriff Brady off-screen, implied.
• Unnamed Racist Male Street Vendor - Shot in the chest by Django with his revolver.

Deaths

• Total - 28
  • 20 Men
  • 4 Women
  • 4 Victims of Unknown Gender

Group Deaths

Civilians

• Total - 22
  • 14 Men
  • 4 Women
  • 4 Victims of Unknown Gender

Politicians

• Total - 1
  • All Men

Criminals

• Total - 5
  • All Men

Kill Counts

1. Sheriff Brady - 4 (Alive)
2. Clinch Leatherwood - 2 (Deceased)
3. Pastor Wilson - 2 (Alive)
4. Albert Stark - 1 (Alive)
5. Django Freeman - 1 (Alive)
6. Lewis Barnes - 1 (Presumed Deceased)

Notes

• While at the fair, Albert mentions that a year prior, there had been a stage collapse and an Indian attack, but doesn't mention if anyone was killed during these events, so none will be counted.