1000 Ways To Die

1000 Ways To Die is a dark comedy/horror segment TV show directed by Tom McMahon and Will Raee that started in 2008 and ended in 2012, based off of deaths that happened in real life.

From "Deadliest Catch" executive producer Thom Beers comes this macabre series that re-creates true incidents in which hapless souls met the Grim Reaper under decidedly unorthodox circumstances.

Victims

Life Will Kill You

Semi-Cide

Frank Soriani - Accidentally cut in half after being ran over by a truck.
- Total - 1

Constriction Accident

Milos Dudak - Accidentally buried underneath three tons of sand by his drunken co-worker Tom McNamara and suffocated when the sand compressed his torso.
- Total - 1

Fang Banged

Bobby Joe - Bitten on the chest by a rattlesnake.
- Total - 1

Lesbocution

Lori Pathouson - Accidentally electrocuted after stepping into a puddle with exposed wires in it.
- Total - 1

Love Bugged

Mark Vogal - Bitten by his pet Black Widow spider, Elvira, and killed by neurotoxin when it gave him a heart attack.
- Total - 1

Tumble Die

Hector Madeira - Accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer by his work partner and spun around at temperatures of over 200 degrees Fahrenheit (93 degrees Celsius) for over six minutes.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 6
- 5 Men
- 1 Woman

Hard Lives, Easy Deaths

Freeze Died

Billy DeMayo - Froze to death after being locked in a meat freezer by a Mafia boss.
- Total - 1

Dive Bombed

Richard Paxon - Killed after accidentally crashing the plane he was flying into a mountain.
Two Unnamed Friends - Killed after Richard Paxon accidentally crashed the plane they were in into a mountain.
- Total - 3

De-Coffinated

James - Suffocated to death after being buried alive by a Haitian witch doctor on the orders of James' brother.
- Total - 1

Wet Dream

Dalph Schmidt - Died of a heat stroke after putting on a latex fish fetish suit in extremely hot weather.
- Total - 1

Fur Burger

Unnamed Man - Sentenced to death by being tied to a tree, wrapped in animal skins, and then eaten alive by Vultures.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- All Men

Unforced Errors

Habeas Corpse

Ian Campbell - Accidentally jumped out of a building to his death off-camera when he jumped at a safety glass window.
- Total - 1

Chippin' Dale

Jesse Dale - Shredded after being pulled inside of a wood-chipper while trying to remove a stuck branch with his foot.
- Total - 1

Gasketballed

Jason - Suffocated after getting stuck inside of a giant basketball.
Sarah - Suffocated after getting stuck inside of a giant basketball.
- Total - 2

Me So Hornet

JT - Stung to death by hornets after shooting their nest with a paintball gun.
- Total - 1

Dumbrella

Boris - Suffocated on an umbrella after accidentally pushing the release button while it was inside his throat.
- Total - 1

Killdo

Jennifer - Suffocated after she accidentally sliced her insides with a carrot, creating an air bubble which goes to her heart.
- Total - 1

S*** Dead

Larry - Died of Salmonellosis after accidentally ingesting eagle feces. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

Death Over Easy

Butt F***ed

Myron Burns - Killed after he accidentally lit himself on fire, causing his oxygen tank to explode.
- Total - 1

Frightmare

Alexi - Died of a heart attack after being frightened by a nightmare.
- Total - 1

Oprah Winfried

Seven Unknown People - Murdered by James Johnson off-screen, mentioned.
James "Little E" Johnson - Died of cardiac arrest after accidentally electrocuting himself on his metal toilet.
- Total - 8

Em-Bear-Assed

Randy - Mauled and eaten alive by a bear after trying to have sex with it.
- Total - 1

Midnight Choker

Sonny - Choked to death on a cue ball after attempting to swallow and regurgitate it.
- Total - 1

Window Pained

Arnold Moss - Neck snapped after a window fell onto him.
- Total - 1

Broke-Back Cowboy

Wade - Neck snapped after the horse he was riding tripped on a rock, causing him to fall off of it. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 14
- 7 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

Dead And Deader

Wel-Dead

John Cook - Died of cardiac arrest after an adrenaline junkie connected a welder to his ear piercings and turns the voltage up to the max.
- Total - 1

Trailer Trashed

Chuck - Suffocated to death after accidentally creating chlorine gas.
- Total - 1

Nite-Capped

Ronald - Accidentally shot in the chest by Quame after he fired a bullet into the air.
- Total - 1

Sh*t Faced

Mickey - Died of alcohol poisoning.
- Total - 1

Dead Eye

Coach Jacousky - Accidentally impaled himself in the eye with a javelin.
- Total - 1

Domin-A-Dead

Sam - Died from anaphylactic shock after "Ms. Misery" forced him to wear a latex suit that he was allergic too.
- Total - 1

My Will be done-immediately!

Mordy - Died of a sudden heart attack. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- All Men

Death Gets Busy

Deep Fried

Ed - Pushed into a vat of hydrochloric acid by his foreman in self defense, causing the acid to melt his entire body.
- Total - 1

Natasha

Natasha - Killed after her stomach burst from over eating.
- Total - 1

Re-Tired

Phil Harden - Accidentally killed himself by over inflating a tire which explodes and impales his skull with shrapnel.
- Total - 1

Botoxicated

Debbie - Injected with bad Botox by a fake doctor and is completely paralyzed when she steps into her hot tub and drowns in just three feet of water.
- Total - 1

Choke-A-Lot

Carl - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled his lungs.
Lenny - Suffocated on cocoa powder when it filled his lungs.
- Total - 2

Sex-Ray

O'Brian - Died of radiation poisoning after his doctor, Dr. Montana, has sex with a nurse who accidentally repeatedly pressed the button to turn on the X-Ray machine over his head.
- Total - 1

Last Strike

Daniel - Bled out after being slashed with a piece of glass whilst running from the police. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Total

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

The Lighter Side of Death

Dung For

Chester - Suffocated to death on methane gas after accidentally being buried by an unnamed man with a large pile of manure.
- Total - 1

Brain Worms

Monica - Died after contracting parasitic blood worms that ate away at her brain.
Hans - Died after contracting parasitic blood worms that ate away at his brain.
- Total - 2

Abracadaver

Dolph Scott - Accidentally shot in the neck by his ex-girlfriend and Mandalite.
- Total - 1

Weed Whacked

Two Unnamed Men - Died of pulmonary edema after smoking poison sumac leaves.
- Total - 2

Rebel Without A Pulse

Private Willie Holmes - Died of a heart attack after being frightened by a firing squad.
- Total - 1

Kill Basa

Donny Del Noche - Died of a pulmonary embolism after cutting off his blood flow with a kielbasa tied to his leg.
- Total - 1

Wanted Instead

Jack - Bled to death after a piece of glass from a broken bottle went through his blood stream and into his heart. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Men
- 1 Woman

The Good, The Bad, and The Dead

Face Offed

Tracey - Died of Sepsis after accidentally cutting her leg with a rusty razor.
- Total - 1

Re-Coiled

Jake - Accidentally shot in the chest when a snake wrapped itself around his rifle's trigger and squeezed down on it.
- Total - 1

Sucked Offed

Carmen - Died of hypothermia and blood loss after being bit by leeches whilst hiding from the police in a lake.
- Total - 1

Re-Formed

Griff - Crushed to death after being buried under garbage.
- Total - 1

Fin-ished

Kathy - Accidentally choked to death on a fish.
Fish - Eventually died after becoming trapped inside Kathy's throat.
- Total - 2

Butt Plugged

Lucky Levison - Bled to death after accidentally melting his rectum with pepper spray.
- Total - 1

Found D-eat

Wendy Fisherman - Dragged underwater and eaten alive by an alligator. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Humans
  - 4 Women
  - 3 Men
- 1 Animal
  - All Fish

Death Be Not Stupid

Gas-Hole

Cisco - Burned alive after accidentally pouring gasoline all over himself and the fire he was next to.
- Total - 1

Ichiboned

Hiroto - Died of a heart attack because of the shock of finally having sex with his wife.
Sikura - Died of a heart attack because of the shock of finally having sex with her husband.
- Total - 2

Jake N Baked

Jake Basso - Burned alive after his friend Manny accidentally turned on the industrial oven he was sleeping in, not knowing he was inside.
- Total - 1

Die It

Darlene - Died after her organs were eaten by tape worms she willingly swallowed.
- Total - 1

Pained Gun

Mickey - Neck snapped after his paintball gun malfunctioned and launched its CO2 canister into his neck.
- Total - 1

Deadliest Catch

Randall - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death after stepping on a piece of metal while electrocuting fish.
- Total - 1

Great Hanged

Hank - Died after asking his friends to tie his arms above his head, causing him to lose air rapidly. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

Cure For The Common Death, Part 1

Red, White, and Blew

Bernie - Accidentally blew his own face off with fireworks.
- Total - 1

Bank Ruptured

Pierre - Bled to death off-screen after he willingly swallowed metal objects, causing his stomach too rupture.
- Total - 1

Guitar Zeros

Li - Accidentally fell out of a window while jumping on his bed.
Feng - Committed suicide by jumping out of a window.
- Total - 2

Radium Girls

Wendy - Died of bone cancer after unknowingly putting radioactive paint on herself.
Wendy's Husband - Died of bone cancer after being exposed to radioactive paint by Wendy. (Debatable)
- Total - 2

Oz Holed

Taylor - Killed after snorting fire ants, causing them to poison and suffocate him to death.
Conrad - Killed after snorting fire ants, causing them to poison and suffocate him to death.
- Total - 2

Tanked Girl

Sandy - Killed after an unnamed maintenance worker opened the decompression chamber she was in, causing the nitrogen and oxygen in her blood mix together and blow her up.
- Total - 1

Law and OrDead

Unknown Person - Accidentally shot themselves off-screen, mentioned. (German Version Only)
Prescott - Bled out after accidentally shooting himself in the stomach. (German Version Only)
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 11
- 8 Men
- 2 Women
- 1 Victim of Unknown Gender

Death: A User's Manual

Gut Busted

Dave "The Egg" Vespucci - Killed after his girlfriend Aubrey punched him in the stomach on his request, causing his stomach to burst.
- Total - 1

DestRoid

Mike Arms - Died of a heart attack after injecting himself with steroids.
- Total - 1

Text Dead

Tricia - Accidentally ran over by Chet with a car.
- Total - 1

Pissed Off

Patty - Died of leptospirosis after a rat bit his leg and then urinated on his wound.
- Total - 1

Car Jacked

"The Dangler" - Died of a massive stroke after accidentally getting hung upside down.
- Total - 1

Blown Job (#201)

Fred Garfield/"Laughy the Clown" - Suffocated to death after an inflating balloon pushed him up against his car's door window.
- Total - 1

T.K. O. Whacked

Fernando - Died after accidentally spraying over his wound with spray paint. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)

Water Logged

Patrick - Died of internal bleeding after jumping into a lake off of a cliff.
- Total - 1

Funny Boned

Chuck - Died of a heart attack after laughing to hard.
- Total - 1

Bowed Out

Yoshi Nakamura - Died of an Aneurysm after accidentally head butting his potential boss.
- Total - 1

You're So Vein

Three Unknown People - Murdered by Scott Randall off-screen, mentioned.
Scott Randall - Killed by an unknown person with a lethal injection.
- Total - 1

Doggie Style (#85)

Zack Taylor - Accidentally choked to death on a hotdog.
- Total - 1

Heart On

Lucas - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death while having sex with a cow's heart as it was attached to a car battery.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 6 Men
- 3 Victims of Unknown Gender

Death On Arrival

Titty Titty Death Bang

Connie - Bled to death after her breast implants exploded.
- Total - 1

Forked-Up

Bernie - Killed after his friend Casar wrapped a rope around his waist and drove him around on a forklift, leading the rope to get stuck under a tire, slicing him in half.
- Total - 1

UninTented

Fiona - Skull crushed after falling off of a mountain and onto a building.
- Total - 1

Tali-Bombed

Abdul - Accidentally blew himself up with a block of C4.
Habeeb - Accidentally blew himself up with a block of C4.
- Total - 2

Vike-O-Done

Máel Brigte - Decapitated by Earl Sigurd Eysteinsson the Mighty in battle. (Fictional Portrayal)
Earl Sigurd Eysteinsson the Mighty - Died of an unknown infection. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 2

Deadliest Munch

Sasha - Accidentally choked to death on candy.
- Total - 1

Dead Meat-Eorite

Stan - Killed after getting hit in the chest by a meteorite.
- Total - 1

Bubbled Out

Billy - Killed after his stomach burst from eating coke and mentos gum. (German Version Only)
Dave - Killed after his stomach burst from eating coke and mentos gum. (German Version Only)
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 11
- 9 Men
- 2 Women

Death Bites!

Ass Phyxiated

Ray Roberts - Accidentally suffocated to death after "Big Bess" passed out on top of him.
- Total - 1

Work of Fart

Max Beers - Accidentally burned to death by Arnold.
- Total - 1

Crash-endo

May - Hit her head on a wall after falling down a flight of stairs.
- Total - 1

Vermin-ated

Mort - Eaten alive by rats.
- Total - 1

French Fried

Claude - Killed after Fifi accidentally turned off his respirator.
- Total - 1

Bomb-Bino

Two Unnamed Male Mobsters - Blown up by Mario Bolusi with a grenade.
- Total - 2

Die-Agra

Cole - Died of a heart attack after he, Janine, and his mistress all put three Viagra pills each into his drink.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Men
- 1 Woman

Up With Death

M-R-Ouch!

Unnamed Man - Killed after Chelsea accidentally caused him to hit his head on an MRI machine.
- Total - 1

Succu Offed

Sean - Impaled through the chest on an agave plant after falling on top of it.
Joe - Killed after he was impaled by hundreds of razor sharp needles of a much smaller Saguaro that pierce his brain through the eye.
- Total - 2

Coming and Going

Terri - Died of her injuries after falling off a motorcycle.
- Total - 1

Coffin Nailed

Unnamed Woman - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
Mason - Skull crushed by a coffin after getting in a car accident.
- Total - 2

Greased Is The Word

Gomer - Shot to death by multiple unnamed people in self defense.
- Total - 1

Blades of Gory

Mario - Neck accidentally slashed by an unnamed man.
- Total - 1

Boris Bititoff

Private Mikhail - Bled to death after a raccoon bit his penis off.
- Total - 1

Laced Up

Debby - Accidentally strangled herself to death with a cord. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 10
- 7 Men
- 3 Women

Putting A Happy Face On Death

Rub-A-Dubbed-Out

Unnamed Man - Killed after he slipped and impaled his head on a high pressure nozzle, which fills his head with water until it exploded.
- Total - 1

Cock-A-Doodle-Die

Corazon (Chicken) - Killed by Maldito's Chicken, El Calliente, that had a razor strapped to its foot.
Maldito - Throat accidentally slit by El Calliente with a razor.
- Total - 2

Chucked-Up

Cynthia - Drowned to death in her own vomit after a thief with halitosis breathed in her face.
- Total - 1

Little Person, Big Death

Spud - Accidentally bled to death after slamming his had into a wall.
- Total - 1

Booby-Zapped

Warren - Accidentally shot in the head by a booby-trapped shotgun that he set up himself while sleepwalking.
- Total - 1

ReToaded

Geezer - Died after licking the secretion off of a Poison Dart Frog.
Trip - Died after licking the secretion off of a Poison Dart Frog.
- Total - 2

Vegged Out

Patty - Choked to death on a zucchini.
- Total - 1

Die Laughing

Jimmy - Choked to death on laughing gas. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 10
- 9 Humans
  - 7 Men
  - 2 Women
- 1 Animal
  - All Chickens

Bringing In The Dead

D.U.Die

Larry - Killed after sticking his head out of the window of the car Amos was driving, resulting in him getting decapitated by a mail box.
- Total - 1

Belly'd Up

Natasha - Accidentally hanged herself after the scarf she was wearing got stuck in a ceiling fan.
- Total - 1

Suck Her Punch

Unnamed Man - Punched in the head by Bobby "Sledgehammer" Jones in self defense.
- Total - 1

Jack N Croaked

Jasper - Died of septic shock after breaking his toe.
- Total - 1

Dead Heat

Brett - Died of an asthma attack after Suzette had him smell multiple different spices, not knowing he had asthma.
- Total - 1

Poi Vey

Sheldon - Burned alive after accidentally setting himself on fire.
- Total - 1

ReTired

Arthur - Died of natural causes.
Shuggy - Accidentally ran over by Arthur's car.
- Total - 2

Cleane-Dead Solution

Carl - Stabbed in the chest after he accidentally fell on a knife. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Men
- 1 Woman

Gratefully Dead

Mercury in Uranus

Carl Dunbar - Died of toxic shock after accidentally having mercury flow through his bloodstream.
- Total - 1

A Turn For The Purse

Mikey - Accidentally stabbed himself in the chest with a screwdriver after being chased down by Doug, who causes him to crash his bike.
- Total - 1

Dead Weight

Pete - Suffocated to death after his windpipe was crushed by an I-Beam.
- Total - 1

Cult Evaded

Roman - Suffocated to death after breathing in Benzopyrene.
Minnie - Suffocated to death after breathing in Benzopyrene.
Two Unnamed Men - Suffocated to death after breathing in Benzopyrene.
- Total - 3

Smoke-A-Doped

Mindy - Died of cardiac arrest after putting on a month's worth of nicotine patches.
- Total - 1

Two Stoopid

Unnamed Man - Died after accidentally breaking all of his bones by jumping off of a moving car.
Unnamed Man - Died after accidentally breaking all of his bones by trying to bungee jump with a rope that was too long.
- Total - 2

Cream-Ated

Bernard - Died of internal bleeding after being kicked in the head by a cow.
- Total - 1

Rolled Death

Carla - Decapitated after the veil around her neck wrapped around the car's rims. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 12
- 9 Men
- 3 Women

Come On, Get Deathy

Tanks For Nothing

"Serenity" - Bit on the neck by a Florida Water Moccasin snake.
- Total - 1

The Chokes On You

Ramone - Choked to death on a harmonica after Doris knocked it down his throat.
- Total - 1

Back Broke Mountain

Marco - Pushed off a cliff by Wanda in self-defense.
- Total - 1

Grateful Bed

Joey - Suffocated to death after hiding in his bed and being crushed against a wall.
- Total - 1

Fore Head

Dicky - Accidentally hit in the head by an unknown person with a golf ball.
- Total - 1

Booty Trapped

Brandy - Suffocated to death under multiple bags of money.
- Total - 1

S**t Canned

Murph - Hit his head on a road multiple times after getting stuck in a trash can and rolling down a hill.
- Total - 1

Last Breath

Patrick - Hit in the head by a potato that was launched out of his friends car's exhaust pipe. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Men

Death Watch

Washed and Fried

Harold's Wife - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
Five Unnamed Women - Accidentally electrocuted themselves to death with an exposed wire.
- Total - 6

Bad Hair Day

Betty - Accidentally burned herself alive when her hair caught fire with a lighter.
- Total - 1

Micro-Whacked

Dennis - Blown up after putting his lava lamp into a microwave.
- Total - 1

Pussy Whipped

Peter - Drowned to death in a bowl of water after accidentally slipping on a rug.
- Total - 1

Blend-Dead

Arlene - Died of internal bleeding after accidentally consuming rat poison.
- Total - 1

Shanks For The Memories

Moira - Crushed after Josh drove the golf cart she was in off a cliff.
Josh - Crushed after he drove the golf cart he was in off a cliff.
- Total - 2

Snake du Jour

Chef Wang - Bit on the face by a King Cobra.
- Total - 1

Dumb Skull

Joe - Neck snapped after crashing into a tree branch on his motorcycle. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 14
- 9 Women
- 5 Men

Waking Up Dead

Phone Boned

Leann - Killed after falling off a table and being stabbed in the chest with a needle that was put into her back by Dr. Chin.
- Total - 1

Toilet Rolled

Norton - Accidentally crushed by a steamroller.
- Total - 1

Mile Die Club

Nigel - Died of hypothermia.
- Total - 1

Bitch Zapped

Marcie - Accidentally electrocuted herself to death after pushing a lawnmower over an electric cable.
- Total - 1

Texas Fold'Em

Toby - Killed after he was dropped in a car crusher after hiding in a car.
- Total - 1

Written Offed

Unnamed Man - Accidentally shot himself in the head with a pen gun.
- Total - 1

Ball N Pain

Terry - Died of internal bleeding after being slammed against Cedric repeatedly whilst stuck in a globe riding ball.
Cedric - Died of internal bleeding after being slammed against Terry repeatedly whilst stuck in a globe riding ball.
- Total - 2

Last Beer-Dead

Chad Britman - Died of blood loss after jumping out of an RV whilst sleep walking. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

You're Dead! LOL!

Samurai Death Squad

"Beserko" - Accidentally stabbed through the eye by "Knock" Amora with a spear.
- Total - 1

Shafted

Heather - Sliced in half after trying to climb out of a stuck elevator.
- Total - 1

Smoked

Donnie - Accidentally shot in the face by Dicky.
- Total - 1

Just Plane Dead

John Watson - Impaled through the back by his own RC plane.
- Total - 1

Exhaustdead

Mark - Died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
- Total - 1

Ruffed Up

Marni - Died of internal bleeding after the dogs she was walking caused her to hit her head on a tree.
- Total - 1

Lady And The Trampled

"Moose" - Accidentally trampled to death by a group of bikers.
- Total - 1

Stone Hard

Patrick - Died of a heart attack after the woman he was harassing pushed him to the ground. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

Dead To Rights

Blown Job (#118)

Tammy - Died of a heart attack after drinking multiple energy drinks.
- Total - 1

Anger Damagement

Chip - Electrocuted himself to death after accidentally ramming his own head through a TV.
- Total - 1

Wrin-killed

Unnamed Man - Punched in the throat by an elderly woman in self defense.
- Total - 1

Huffington Toast

Unnamed Man - Died of his injuries after accidentally burning himself alive.
- Total - 1

Hydro-Co-Done

Unnamed Man - Died of shock after accidentally boiling himself alive.
Unnamed Woman - Died of shock after accidentally boiling herself alive.
- Total - 2

Samu-Fry

Gregory - Electrocuted to death after accidentally hitting a sword against a power line.
- Total - 1

Screwged

Bob - Hit on the head by hailstones.
- Total - 1

Safecracked Pitch

Maury - Crushed by a safe he was trying to steal. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Dead On Dead

Weenie Roast

Bubba - Electrocuted to death after urinating on an electric fence.
- Total - 1

Reef Stew

Steve - Boiled alive and eaten by a native Fijian tribe.
Carlos - Boiled alive and eaten by a native Fijian tribe.
- Total - 2

Fiddle Licked

Abdul Mohammad Yassin/Steven - Brain melted after being shot by Anna with a plasma laser rifle.
- Total - 1

Snakey Breaky Neck

Preston - Strangled to death by a Boa Constrictor.
- Total - 1

Beer Bashed

John - Impaled through the chest by aluminum shrapnel after he accidentally caused his drink to explode.
- Total - 1

Bad Assid

Alice - Accidentally broke her own spine after jumping into an empty pool while she was high on LSD.
- Total - 1

Tree Mugger

"Root-Dog" - Eaten alive by a brown bear.
- Total - 1

Dead Me Stallion!

Denise - Killed after her colon was ruptured whilst having anal sex with a horse. (German Version Only)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Death On A Stick

Blood, Bath, And Beyond

Dave - Crushed under a bathtub after it fell through the floor.
- Total - 1

Easy Slider

Dennis - Disemboweled after sliding down a platform on a piece of plastic and getting caught on a nail.
- Total - 1

Mine Over Splatter

Three Unnamed Viet Cong Veterans - Blown up after one of them accidentally stepped on a landmine set up by an unknown person.
- Total - 3

Gum's The Word

Raul - Choked to death after accidentally consuming several toxic denture whitening tablets and dissolve denture cleaners.
- Total - 1

Bird Brained

Pigeon - Died when it flew into Denise's mouth.
Denise - Neck snapped after a pigeon flew into her mouth.
- Total - 2

Inquisi-Torn

Father Gomez - Ripped vertically in half by the wooden horse.
- Total - 1

Boys 2 Dead

Tim - Neck snapped after doing a stage dive and landing on the ground.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 10
- 9 Humans
  - 7 Men
  - 2 Women
- 1 Animal
  - All Pigeons

Putting a Smiley Face On Death

Fat-ality

Dave - Killed after his intestines were accidentally sucked out by Johnny with a vacuum cleaner.
- Total - 1

Catch and Decease

Jeffrey Miller - Eaten alive by Piranhas.
- Total - 1

Gas Holed

Dr. Butera - Killed after his lungs were accidentally incinerated by Maki.
- Total - 1

Back Stabbed

Mort - Killed after his back was cut open and his lungs were pulled out by an unnamed executioner, on King Nygard's orders.
- Total - 1

USSR-Dead

Larry - Beaten to death by Ivan with a tire iron.
Garth - Beaten to death by Ivan with a tire iron.
Gary - Beaten to death by Ivan with a tire iron.
Ivan - Killed after Boris accidentally gave him acid instead of vodka to drink.
Two Unnamed Russian Gangsters - Killed after Boris accidentally gave them acid instead of vodka to drink.
- Total - 6

Cardiac-A-Breast

Cyndi - Heart burst after she was zapped by lightning.
- Total - 1

Road Killed

Raccoon - Accidentally ran over by Morning Glory.
"Morning Glory" - Accidentally hit by an unnamed person with a truck.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 13
- 12 Humans
  - 10 Men
  - 2 Women
- 1 Animal
  - All Raccoons

Stupid is as Stupid Dies

Jaw Boned

Jimmy Millican - Accidentally blew his jaw off after biting on a piece of gum that was mixed with red phosphorus.
- Total - 1

Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow

Joan Meiken - Died of internal bleeding after eating her own hair off-screen.
- Total - 1

Mudder Sucked

Harriet - Drowned after getting stuck in a pit of mud.
- Total - 1

Offed-The-Hook

Hal - Drowned to death in his own blood after getting impaled through the mouth by a meat hook.
- Total - 1

Erecto-Phobia

Peter - Died of a heart attack after being bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider.
- Total - 1

Fansicle

George - Died of hypothermia.
- Total - 1

Tongue Tied

Mike - Accidentally decapitated by a forklift after hanging his head out of a car.
Jade - Accidentally decapitated by a forklift after hanging her head out of a car.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 8
- 5 Men
- 3 Women

Dead Wrongs

Pam Caked!

Pamela – Accidentally trampled to death by a football team.
- Total - 1

Bibli-Killed

Caleb - Accidentally blew himself up by lighting a match in a corn silo.
Jacob - Accidentally blew himself up by lighting a match in a corn silo.
- Total - 2

Eel Effects

Tanaka - Bled to death after being bit by an eel.
- Total - 1

Glow Job

Rush - Died of phenol poisoning after injecting glow stick liquid into himself.
- Total - 1

D-Parted

Jolene - Accidentally cut in half by a construction worker with a chainsaw after she hid herself inside of a tree.
- Total - 1

Pornicated

Jonathan Miller - Died of dehydration after not drinking anything for a long period of time.
- Total - 1

Hard Balled

Brooke - Accidentally hit himself in the chest with a lacrosse ball after hitting it against a wall.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

Fatal Distractions

Golden Die-Angle

Unnamed Man - Decapitated by Ting with a machete after stealing opium.
Ting - Decapitated by a barbed wire trap that he set up while chasing thieves on a quad bike.
- Total - 2

Clay Achin'

Joe - Blown up after he accidentally ignited some propane with a lighter.
Charlie - Blown up after he accidentally ignited some propane with a lighter.
- Total - 2

Death Of Sum Young Guy

Mike - Died of a heart attack after injecting MST into himself.
- Total - 1

Crib Your Enthusiasm

Barnaby - Suffocated to death after his spine was severed when he put his head through some crib bars and the gate fell on his neck.
- Total - 1

Turtle Waxed

Mr. Chow - Skull crushed after an eagle dropped a turtle on his head.
- Total - 1

Potty Mouth

Sheila - Succumbed to a virulent strain of E.coli after eating dirt tainted with fecal matter.
- Total - 1

Die-Brator

Frida - Died of cardiac arrest after accidentally electrocuting herself with a taser.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

The End is Weird

Bot-Ily Harm

Alex - Bled to death after his fingers and foot were sliced off and then was disemboweled by his robot.
- Total - 1

Herts So Good

Tom - Heart stopped after being electrocuted by a power transformer.
- Total - 1

Harry He-Done-Y

Harry Houdini - Died of septic shock after being punched repeatedly in the stomach by one of his fans, on his request. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 1

Vom-Ate-Dead

Suki - Choked to death on vomit after shoving her fingers down Jiro's throat.
- Total - 1

Die-Drant

Benny - Skull crushed with a fire hydrant after he caused a car to hit it.
- Total - 1

Hang Dunked

Rodney White - Accidentally hanged himself after getting his necklace stuck on a basketball hoop whilst dunking a basketball.
- Total - 1

Bad Max

Max - Organs sucked out after getting stuck on a pool drainage system.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

Hurry Up and Die

Drunk Die-Er

Unnamed Person - Hit by Brian in his car while drunk driving.
Brian - Killed after his organs were removed by surgeons who thought he was dead.
- Total - 2

Jersey Gore

Nicky - Impaled by thousands of bristles after accidentally slipping into the active brushes of a street sweeper.
- Total - 1

Cast Offed

Puppy - Shot by Cooter.
Cooter - Died of an embolism after getting his arm caught in a log splitter causing his arm to break.
- Total - 2

Lesboned

Jasmine - Accidentally blew herself up after causing a gas leak.
Janine - Accidentally blew herself up after causing a gas leak.
- Total - 2

Tapped Out

"Dirt Bomb" - Died of mercury poisoning after some got into a few of his open wounds.
- Total - 1

Mail Ordered Fried

Mel - Electrocuted to death after falling into some electrified water.
- Total - 1

Fecal Attraction

Cedric - Suffocated to death from methane gas built up inside a porta-potty while trying to get high on Jenkem.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 10
- 9 Humans
  - 7 Men
  - 2 Women
  - 1 Victim of Unknown Gender
- 1 Animal
  - All Dogs

Young, Dumb, and Full of Death

Onesie & Donesie

Chet - Burned alive after his onesie was lit on fire.
- Total - 1

Hillary Snuffed

Hillary - Died of a hemorrhage after her bodyguard accidentally threw a man on top of her, causing a metal cocaine straw to go up her nose.
- Total - 1

Cruci-Fried

Perry - Electrocuted to death after picking up a microphone while in water.
- Total - 1

Hammer Dead

Chester - Accidentally hit on the head by a track and fielder with a metal ball.
- Total - 1

Board Stiff

Brandon - Suffocated to death after falling off his skateboard and landing into quick-dry wet cement.
- Total - 1

Sumowed

Harold - Hit by an unknown person in their car after being pushed off a cliff.
- Total - 1

Bush Whacked

Bobby - Suffocated to death after eating oleander, foxglove, and hemlock.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death

Lawn of the Dead

Matthew - Impaled through the head by a throwing dart that he threw into the sky.
- Total - 1

Tongue Tied

Max - Neck snapped after accidentally falling down a hole.
- Total - 1

Tube Snaked

Tina - Suffocated to death after her ex-boyfriend's boa constrictor entered a gas furnace ventilation duct causing carbon monoxide to fill her house.
- Total - 1

R.I.P.-Ped

Ted - Bled to death after being impaled in the neck with a blade after his juicer exploded.
- Total - 1

Mary-Nate

Unnamed Person - Accidentally infected by Typhoid Mary with Salmonella Typhi off-screen, mentioned.
Mr. Longfellow - Accidentally infected with Salmonella Typhi by Typhoid Mary.
Mrs. Longfellow - Accidentally infected with Salmonella Typhi by Typhoid Mary.
50 Unknown People - Accidentally infected with Salmonella Typhi by Typhoid Mary off-screen, 53 mentioned, minus three previously counted victims.
Mary Mallon/Typhoid Mary - Died of pneumonia off-screen, mentioned. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 54

Gooed Riddance

Carly - Suffocated on a marshmallow while playing the "chubby bunny" challenge.
- Total - 1

De-Throned

Duke - Accidentally blew himself up after lighting a cigarette over a toilet that had gasoline in it.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 60
- 51 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 5 Men
- 4 Women

Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

Tenta-Killed

Two Prawns - Eaten by Kim and Reed.
Two Sea Worms - Eaten by Kim and Reed.
Kim - Suffocated to death after attempting to swallow an octopus whole and failing.
- Total - 5

Orspasm

Seth - Neck snapped after Lucy accidentally knocked him down the stairs.
- Total - 1

Furdered

Henry - Accidentally shot in the head by a hunter with a rifle while hunting.
- Total - 1

Vuvu… Whatever, He's Dead

Jose - Died after he got an aneurism that burst resulting in internal bleeding.
- Total - 1

Injecti-Cide

Sidra - Killed after she injected corn oil into her face.
- Total - 1

Scratch N' Snuffed

Carson Harold - Bit by a Triatoma resulting in her going into cardiac arrest and dying.
- Total - 1

Implo-Dead

Darnell - Crushed under rubble after the building she was in was destroyed by construction workers with dynamite.
Anita - Crushed under rubble after the building she was in was destroyed by construction workers with dynamite.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 13
- 9 Humans
  - 7 Men
  - 2 Women
- 4 Animals
  - 2 Prawns
  - 2 Sea Worms

Cure for the Common Death, Part II

Hydrau-Licked

Jesse - Accidentally crushed by a car he was working on.
- Total - 1

Nun F***ed

Wally - Accidentally hit himself on the head with nunchakus.
- Total - 1

Myth Busted

Luke Wiggins - Shot by a park ranger with a tranquilizer dart thinking he was Bigfoot and overdosed on Etorphine.
- Total - 1

Radioactive-Dead

Anatoli - Died of radiation poisoning after his employer spiked his coffee with polonium-210.
- Total - 1

Jelly Belly-Ed

Shirley - Poisoned by an Irukandji jellyfish after she swallowed it.
- Total - 1

Die-Arrhea

Pedro - Died of dehydration after consuming illegal Chinese laxatives.
- Total - 1

Balloon-A-Tic

Boinky the Clown - Suffocated to death after trying to swallow a balloon.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

Sudden Death

Coffin To Death

Tinaka - Suffocated to death after laying in a coffin filled with dry ice, which released carbon dioxide.
- Total - 1

Poker Face

At Least One Unknown Person - Murdered by Floyd O'Malley off-screen, implied.
Floyd O'Malley - Impaled by shrapnel after his own bomb exploded in his face.
- Total - 2

Bed Buggered

Tyler - Accidentally crushed by his bunk mate after their bunk fell on top of him.
- Total - 1

Corset Killed Him

Esteban - Killed after his ribs punctured his heart when he wore a corset too tight.
- Total - 1

Gone Fission

Somad - Died of asphyxiation after he accidentally released a large amount of radiation.
Siraki - Died of asphyxiation after Somad accidentally released a large amount of radiation.
- Total - 2

Falling Down On The Job

Mike - Accidentally fell to his death.
- Total - 1

Ex-Squeezed

At Least One Unknown Person - Murdered by Thomas off-screen, implied.
Thomas - Killed after his bones and organs were crushed by William Skevington.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 10
- 8 Men
- 2 Victims of Unknown Gender

Dying to Tell the Story

African't

Herb - Died after a colony of driver ants entered his body, causing him to asphyxiate.
- Total - 1

Amish-Tinguished

Jebediah - Died after his body was unable to process the vast amount of alcohol he drank.
- Total - 1

Trucked Up

Todd - Accidentally crushed by his own truck.
- Total - 1

Handi-Crapped

Hank - Hit on the back of the head with his surfboard after his truck backed up into him.
- Total - 1

Chess Pain

Nikolai - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death.
- Total - 1

Little Chop of Horrors

Sal - Crushed by an engine that he was trying to steal.
- Total - 1

'Dis Still Killed 'Em

Jeb - Poisoned with methanol after drinking bad alcohol, which shut down his organs.
Mabel - Poisoned with methanol after drinking bad alcohol, which shut down her organs.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Men
- 1 Woman

If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Hats All Folks

Barnaby - Killed after his organs were shut down when he was exposed to mercury.
- Total - 1

Tone Death

Clyde - Succumbed to total organ failure after listening to the audio file, "Satan's Jackhammer".
- Total - 1

Caulk Blocked

Tina - Died of a heart attack after a fraud doctor injected caulk into her.
- Total - 1

Deaf Jammed

Mickey - Suffocated after a deaf woman accidentally rolled the windows of her car up whilst he was trying to break in, crushing his throat.
- Total - 1

Homie-Cide

Unnamed Man - Murdered by a street gang and thrown off a bridge.
Enrique - Killed after a corpse was accidentally thrown onto him by a street gang.
- Total - 2

OMG! SUV! R.I.P.

Lester - Accidentally crushed between two cars after he stood behind one of them.
- Total - 1

Dead-Dy Dearest

Mike - Accidentally committing suicide by shooting himself in the head with a blank after shooting his daughter's boyfriend with a blank to prove that the bullets were blanks, however, the high-pressure air fractured his skull and killed him.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Men
- 1 Woman

The One About Dumb People Dying

Wet Dream

Don - Accidentally pierced a waterbed he was handcuffed to with high heels, causing him to drown.
- Total - 1

Mary Lou Rectum

Andrea - Impaled by a metal pole after landing on it from a bounce on a trampoline.
- Total - 1

Kung Pao Pow!!!

Two Unnamed Civilians - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, then cremated.
Mr. Wang - Hit by a piece of a weather rocket through the chest, thought to be killed by a lightning strike, then cremated.
Chung-Lee - Killed after he accidentally caused a weather rocket to explode, which knocked a metal door into him, killing him.
- Total - 4

Hot Shot Part D'uh

Charlie - Died of a heart attack after drinking liquid cocaine.
- Total - 1

Steward-Death

Valerie - Fell to her death after getting sucked out of an airplane off-camera.
- Total - 1

Squirreled Away

Squirrel - Shot by Norman.
Norman - Succumbed to rabies after eating an infected raw squirrel.
- Total - 2

Fatally Gourd

Luther - Hit in the chest by a pumpkin from a gas-fueled pumpkin launcher while stealing pumpkins from a farm, causing his heart to explode.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 11
- 10 Humans
  - 4 Men
  - 2 Women
  - 2 Victims of Unknown Gender
- 1 Animal
  - All Squirrels

Getting A Rise From The Death

Sign Offed

Mickey - Accidentally slashed his own throat with a sign he was spinning.
- Total - 1

Chef Boy-R-Dead

Faye - Killed after the dishwasher she hid in was turned on.
- Total - 1

Par For The Corpse

Jim - Died of asphyxiation after he suffered an allergic reaction whilst in a cemetery.
- Total - 1

Dip 'N Die

George Pucker - Accidentally choked to death on his own tongue when it started swelling after he accidentally bit it while chewing on tobacco.
- Total - 1

Dead Fella

Unnamed Man - Shot by Tony on the orders of the mafia.
Tony - Accidentally shot in the neck by Leo when his bullet ricocheted off of bullet proof glass.
- Total - 2

Double-O-Severed

Mark - Pulled into spinning blades while crawling through an air duct severing his legs and causing him to bleed to death.
- Total - 1

Snakenstein

Snake - Died of unknown causes off-screen, body shown.
Dr. Von Metzger - Accidentally bit by a deceased venomous snake that he electrocuted.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Humans
  - 7 Men
  - 1 Woman
- 1 Animal
  - All Snakes

Ready Or Not, Here Comes Death

Asphyxi-Asian

Unnamed Female Game Show Contestant - Suffocated to death after her scuba gear was accidentally filled with carbon dioxide.
- Total - 1

Par-Gore

Dick - Impaled through the neck by a metal pole during a parkour race.
- Total - 1

Dill D'oh!

Peter - Electrocuted by a pickle lamp created by Mr. Roger Franklin after grabbing it, stopping his heart.
- Total - 1

Boobicide

Jewel - Suffocated by her enlarged breast implants after hanging upside-down due to her back pain.
- Total - 1

Boweled Out

Casey - Bled to death after suffering a burst hernia while playing softball.
- Total - 1

GOON interrupted

Unnamed Man - Shot to death by Marco.
Marco - Skull cracked after falling onto some cement.
- Total - 2

Doggie Styled

Two Unnamed Hunters - Accidentally blown up by their dog after he brought the dynamite they threw back to them.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Grave Errors

Curl Up And Die

Barry - Suffocated to death after he fell onto a hot curling iron that burned his neck.
- Total - 1

Who Ded?

Eileen - Accidentally electrocuted herself to death after stepping in a puddle with a broken power line in it.
Nicole - Accidentally electrocuted herself to death after stepping in a puddle with a broken power line in it.
- Total - 2

Crack Piped

Henry - Blown up after he accidentally clogged a tube, causing a build-up of pressure.
Orson - Blown up after he accidentally clogged a tube, causing a build-up of pressure.
- Total - 2

Thanks A Clot

Honesto - Killed after he contracted leprosy causing several blood clots to form throughout his blood vessels including in his lungs.
- Total - 1

Odds Are You're Dead

Tony - Killed after he cut a hydraulic line of a scissor lift causing the lift to crush his neck.
- Total - 1

Chemi-Killed

Deirdre - Poisoned after she accidentally created hydrogen azide gas.
- Total - 1

i-Boned

Janice - Killed after her phone exploded next to her head while she was talking to someone.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 5 Men
- 4 Women

Better Them Than Us

MacDeath

Franklin - Bled out after his throat was slashed by a cable that snapped off from his harness.
- Total - 1

Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain

Dmitri - Killed after a failed cloud seeding experiment resulted in concrete falling from the sky and breaking open his skull.
- Total - 1

Pop Goes The Cholo

Enrique - Killed after an esophageal intubation from Eduardo caused his stomach to explode with air.
- Total - 1

Flame Retard-Ant

Richard - Drowned after he accidentally lit himself on fire with gasoline, jumped into a lake, and went into shock.
- Total - 1

Rocky Roadkill

Salvador - Accidentally crashed his car into a tree.
- Total - 1

Straight To DVDead

Jim - Bled out after his gun exploded in his hand.
- Total - 1

My Big Fat Greek Death

Perilaus - Killed after Phalaris forced him into his own Brazen Bull that was then heated up, causing him to explode. (Fictional Portrayal)
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- All Men

Killing Them Softly

Scam Eye Am (Dead)

Adechike - Accidentally impaled through the eye by Joe with a hook whilst trying to open a door.
- Total - 1

Contact Die

Katie - Accidentally fell and snapped her neck after Marshall combined ammonia and hydrochloric acid resulting in a toxic cloud that fused her contact lenses.
- Total - 1

Six Feet Plunder

Jim - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen.
Both of Doug's Parents - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, mentioned.
Doug - Killed by a gravestone falling on his skull while robbing jewelry from Jim's grave.
- Total - 4

Guns N' Noses

Unnamed Diamond Runner - Executed on the orders of Tomo.
Tomo - Died of cardiac arrest after snorting "brown-brown" cocaine that had diamond shards in it.
- Total - 2

Frequent Dier

Bernice - Killed after her skull was smashed on the roof of an airplane she was in when there was turbulence.
Darren - Killed after his skull was smashed on the roof of an airplane he was in when there was turbulence.
- Total - 2

Suck & Blown

Zeke - Accidentally blew himself up whilst siphoning gasoline from parked cars with a vacuum cleaner.
Lyle - Accidentally blew himself up whilst siphoning gasoline from parked cars with a vacuum cleaner.
- Total - 2

Master E-Raced

Dieter - Bled to death after he dislodged a bullet in his head that he received fifty years prior from an American soldier into an artery.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 13
- 10 Men
- 3 Women

Dead Before They Know It

Sp-Effed

Shelly - Died of shock after receiving second-degree sunburns whilst sun-basing.
- Total - 1

Ji-Had It Coming

Tanya - Accidentally shot herself in the head due to a ricocheted bullet from an AK-47.
- Total - 1

Crate And Buried

Ahmed - Crushed under a supply drop due to the parachute failing to deploy.
Ali - Crushed under a supply drop due to the parachute failing to deploy.
- Total - 2

Lost In Transfusion

Ramon - Died after diluting his drug concentrated blood with cold blood causing ventricular fibrillation.
- Total - 1

Arriva-Deadci

Carmine - Crushed by a dumpster rolling down a hill causing his insides to explode.
- Total - 1

Miss-Ur Head

Unknown Person - Executed by an unnamed executioner with a guillotine off-camera.
Nicholas Davilliers - Executed by an unnamed executioner with a guillotine.
- Total - 2

Eye-Sick-Kill

Paul - Impaled through the eye with an icicle.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Stupid Is As Death Does

Chairway To Heaven

Mitch - Accidentally ejected himself on an ejector seat smashing his skull against the celling.
- Total - 1

Eye Swallow

Chester - Accidentally drank a glass of water containing a glass eye causing him to choke to death on it.
- Total - 1

The Depart-Dead

Three Unnamed Men - Died after inhaling hydrogen cyanide gas that they accidentally created when they lit a couch on fire.
Unnamed Woman - Died after inhaling hydrogen cyanide gas that they accidentally created when they lit a couch on fire.
- Total - 4

Spyanide

Max - Committed suicide by biting down on a cyanide pill.
- Total - 1

Game Stopped

Garth - Killed after blood clots formed and entered his heart and lungs, stopping his heart.
- Total - 1

Moving Violation

Dickie - Crushed by a cabinet causing a stolen crystal to impale his heart.
- Total - 1

Art Attack

"Monsieur Amnesia" - Impaled with metal shrapnel after accidentally causing a bomb to explode.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 10
- 9 Men
- 1 Woman

That's "Mister Death" To You

Any Given Gunday

Cindy - Shot in the head after she pre-heated an oven with a revolver inside causing the gun to fire.
- Total - 1

Descent Of A Woman

Sarah - Bled to death after being impaled with a shard of a mirror.
- Total - 1

Scarf-Face

Abdul - Died of refeeding syndrome after not eating for a long time and then suddenly eating a ton.
- Total - 1

Dog Dead Afternoon

Vic - Mauled by a pit bull while trying to steal it for a dogfighting ring.
- Total - 1

Crappy Ending

Hornet - Crushed by Dave.
Dave - Stung by several Asian Giant Hornets, dying from the high concentration of venom within his bloodstream.
- Total - 2

Chain Gang Banged

Mack - Dragged along by a truck after getting the chains he was wearing stuck on the back of it, killing him.
Billy - Dragged along by a truck after getting the chains he was wearing stuck on the back of it, killing him.
- Total - 2

Withdrawn

Nick - Killed after his head was accidentally blown off by an unnamed person with a bomb.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Humans
  - 6 Men
  - 2 Women
- 1 Insect
  - All Hornets

Death, The New Black

Splat-Formed

"T-Bone" - Bled to death after he fell and his necklace impaled him in the throat.
- Total - 1

Who Fart-Dead

Liz - Killed after staying in a sauna for too long and getting second-degree burns.
- Total - 1

Him-Paled

Duncan - Impaled through the chest with a piece of rebar after it was accidentally dropped by a construction worker.
- Total - 1

Jablowni

Sal - Killed after the rift he was sitting on blew up.
- Total - 1

Ass-Hoppered

Grasshopper - Eaten alive by Eugene.
Eugene - Suffocated to death after he ate a Grasshopper, causing him to have an allergic reaction.
- Total - 2

Ball Sacked

Coach Shaffer - Killed after he was kicked in the groin by a football player which dislodged his pelvis causing the bone to impale his kidney.
- Total - 1

Big Boned

Paul - Crushed to death by three overweight models after they accidentally fell on top of him.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Humans
  - 6 Men
  - 1 Woman
- 1 Insect
  - All Grasshoppers

Death Be a Lady Tonight

Half-Offed

Ted - Cut in half through his midsection by a steel cable from a tow truck driven by an unknown person.
- Total - 1

Smoke Stalked

Ashley - Dehydrated after getting stuck in a chimney.
- Total - 1

Sudden Death

Steljis - Bled to death after getting impaled in the neck by a glass shard from a bottle during a bar fight.
- Total - 1

Raiders Of The Lost Narc

Courtney - Crushed under a metal door while breaking into a hospital for drugs.
- Total - 1

Bats All Folks

Dutch - Bit in the neck by a bat while stealing an idle causing him to contract the SARS virus resulting in the collapse of his lungs.
- Total - 1

Pimp My Death

Carman - Smashed her head against a marble countertop splitting her skull open and killing her after accidentally being pushed.
- Total - 1

Drone Boned

Two Unnamed Taliban Terrorists - Blown up by a missile from a drone strike caused by Al.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 8
- 5 Men
- 3 Women

Today's Special: Death

Weld Done

Carly - Accidentally filled her car with acetylene gas then opened her car causing a spark that blew her up.
- Total - 1

That's A Morte

Katerina - Killed after contracting tetanospasmin when she used a rusty chastity belt that caused C. Tetanispores to enter her bloodstream.
- Total - 1

Gang Banged

Nicolo's Father - Shot in the head by Silvio off-screen, mentioned.
Nicolo - Killed after he slipped in a steam room causing him to accidentally shoot a steam pipe that melted his face and brain.
- Total - 2

Smother-In-Law

Barbra - Killed after she slipped on an ice cube causing her to grab a freezer which fell on her and impaled her neck, crushing her trachea and skull.
- Total - 1

DWI: Dying While Intoxicated

Jessica - Bled to death after being ran over by a motorized lawnmower.
- Total - 1

Vertigo, Going, Gone

Lee - Killed after falling out of a tree.
- Total - 1

Tea Bagged

Mary - Killed after she fell and impaled her head on a sharp bayonet.
- Total - 1

Tea Bagged

Total - 8
- 5 Women
- 3 Men

Eat, Pray, Die

Ich Bin Ein Stoner

Unnamed Woman - Sentenced to death by stoning for being a witch by Friedrich.
Friedrich - Hit in the head by an unnamed person with a rock.
- Total - 2

Another Up The Butt Story

Jason - Bled to death after being impaled with a shard from a toilet seat lid.
- Total - 1

Poly-Ass-Turd

Derek Manly - Burned alive after falling on hot coal.
- Total - 1

Shoots & Ladders

Dog - Shot by Ralph with a slingshot.
Ralph – Killed after he fell off a ladder, cracking open the back of his skull.
- Total - 2

E-I-E-I-Oww!

Steve - Accidentally committed suicide by shooting himself in the heart with a cattle bolt pistol.
- Total - 1

Bush Defeated

"Bunny" - Killed after one of her shaving wounds got too badly infected.
- Total - 1

Skid Marked

Nick - Killed after getting ran over while playing "ghost riding the whip" with a stolen car causing his skull to be crushed.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Humans
  - 6 Men
  - 2 Women
- 1 Animal
  - All Dogs

Wait, Don't Tell Me - You're Dead!

Fire In The Hole

Casper - Accidentally blew himself up after trying to pull a grenade out of Darren's rectum.
Darren - Accidentally blown up by Casper.
- Total - 2

Somewhere Over The Railing

Diana - Killed after she fell down the stairs and broke her spine.
- Total - 1

Muffed Dive

Brandon - Killed after he dived into a swimming pool and hit his skull against a chlorine floater, knocking him out and causing him to drown.
- Total - 1

Tread Kill

Chuck - Choked to death after getting his hoodie string wrapped around his throat.
- Total - 1

Bush Whacked 2: South Of The Border

Ricardo - Shot to death by a drug lord's enforcer.
Jorge - Shot to death by a drug lord's enforcer.
- Total - 2

Leave It To Seizure

Janelle - Killed after she had a seizure while dancing on stage causing her to bite her tongue and choke on it.
- Total - 1

Dia De Los Morons

Zack - Burned alive after getting covered in string covered in a flammable solvent.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Death - The Gift That Last Forever

Trip To The Maul

Peter - Mauled to death by a brown bear.
- Total - 1

Gory Holed

Bernie - Bled to death after his chair exploded and a cylindrical shaft impaled him.
- Total - 1

Died-Zilla

Katie - Died of hyperthermia after snorting bath salts.
- Total - 1

U.P.F'D

Larry - Accidentally poisoned by an unknown person with anthrax after opening a stolen package.
- Total - 1

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead

Unnamed Man - Hit by James with a car.
James - Died of a stroke due to a lack of sleep.
- Total - 2

Kitchen Sunk

Angus - Drowned after his beard got caught in a garbage disposal that pulled him into a sink of water.
- Total - 1

Blast Call

Ned - Accidentally blew himself up with a stick of dynamite.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Men
- 1 Woman

Death: One Size Fits All

Handi-Crapped

Trevor - Accidentally fell to his death down an elevator shaft.
- Total - 1

Frost-Dead

Warren - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, body shown.
John - Suffocated to death after inhaling pure nitrogen gas.
- Total - 2

Slippery When Dead

Mariah - Killed after her skull was impaled on the spike of an antique bell.
- Total - 1

Drivers Dead

Elsa's Husband - Died of unspecified causes off-screen, mentioned.
Wallace - Killed after his airbag suddenly expanded onto him.
- Total - 2

Slayer Cake

Elyas - Killed after he slipped on a baking tray causing an icing syringe to inject icing into his heart resulting in his heart-stopping.
- Total - 1

Miner Injuries

Travis - Killed after he released methane that was ignited by a spark from the pickaxe.
- Total - 1

My Chemical Romance

Carly - Accidentally ingested 2.4 dichlorophenol causing the shut down of her organs.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Men
- 2 Women

Deadliest Kitsch

Bull-Heavia

Javez - Impaled on a sculptor of The Washington Monument after being thrown off a mechanical bull.
- Total - 1

Hose-Whipped

Lenny - Cracked his skull open after accidentally falling.
- Total - 1

Suffer-Cated

Floyd - Suffocated to death after getting trapped in a hypoxia chamber without oxygen.
- Total - 1

Rocked Out

Evan - Neck snapped after an unnamed man accidentally fell on top of him.
- Total - 1

Chicken Boned

Seth - Drowned in his own blood after the firework he swallowed exploded inside of him.
- Total - 1

Toe Jammed

Gunther - Choked to death on his lolli-pop.
- Total - 1

Down With The Clown

Eddie - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death with soda after trying to unplug a speaker.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- All Men

Grave Decision: The Halloween Episode

Sneeze Bag

Melissa - Killed after she burst a blood vessel whilst sneezing.
- Total - 1

As-Capped

Arthur - Accidentally shot his own oxygen tank while threatening a band with a revolver resulting in an explosion.
- Total - 1

Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood

Brenda - Bled to death after falling forward and being impaled through the stomach on the hood ornament of a car.

Heart Beat Down

At Least One Unknown Person - Murdered by Charles off-screen, mentioned.
Charles - Died of a heart attack.
- Total - 2

Chain on You

Leslie - Killed after her rival's motorbike chains flew off her bike and into her throat.
- Total - 1

This Just In... My Chest

Joe - Impaled through the chest by a mailbox after it was flung through the air during a tropical storm.
- Total - 1

Therm-Assed

Michelle - Suffocated to death after she accidentally burned the inside of her throat with scalding water.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 4 Women
- 3 Men
- 1 Victim of Unknown Gender

Dirt Nap

Harmored Car

Eddie - Neck accidentally snapped by his partner with a car door.
- Total - 1

Bush Whacked 3: Waxed Off

Nancy - Killed after getting covered in water due to her being allergic to it.
- Total - 1

You've Got Dead Male

Jasper - Accidentally impaled in the chest with a piece of his baseball bat after it snapped off.
- Total - 1

Shop 'Till You Drown

Cecilia - Suffocated and drown after accidentally walking on a plastic pool cover.
- Total - 1

De-Faced

Wilbur - Accidentally fell into an active snowblower's blades.
- Total - 1

Ex'd Ed

Morgan - Accidentally ran over by his own tractor after being knocked off of it by an unnamed man in self defense.
- Total - 1

Colon-Gross-Opy

Sandra - Bled to death after she squirted a can of whipped cream up her rectum.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 4 Men
- 3 Women

Death Takes A Vacation

Velvet Dope

Benny - Accidentally impaled himself through the top of the skull when he knocked down a support beam.
- Total - 1

Bull-Shido

Samori - Committed Seppuku off-screen, mentioned.
Kioshi - Committed Seppuku and decapitated by a family member.
- Total - 2

Batter Upped

Dixie - Killed after Julian threw batter over his head causing him to run into a metal pole and fall face-first into a deep fat fryer full of boiling oil causing severe burns.
- Total - 1

Caught In A Lye

Andris - Killed after trying to close a leaky valve on a pipe containing sodium hydroxide, causing the sodium hydroxide to spray onto his face causing organ failure.
- Total - 1

Dead On Arrival

Garcia - Died of brain damage after his body took in a vast amount of LSD.
- Total - 1

Dead Mime ☹

Marcello - Choked to death on a pickle.
- Total - 1

Her Own Damn Fault!!!

Kimberly - Killed after being hit in the head with a tennis ball, causing her to stumble into a crank that sprung and hit her in the side of the head.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 7 Men
- 1 Woman

Wild Wild Death

Teller She's Dead

Sarah - Suffocated to death after carbon dioxide was released into the vault she was trapped inside of.
- Total - 1

Super Zero

Andy/Red Justice - Accidentally tripped on his cape and fell off a roof.
- Total - 1

Branched Out

Deacon - Impaled through the chest with a tree branch after a woman shot the branch off a tree.
- Total - 1

Dough!!!

Bob - Skull cracked open after his head got stuck in a dough mixer.
- Total - 1

Cham-Pained

Heather - Bled to death after falling into a tower of champagne glasses, shattering them and being impaled on the shards.
- Total - 1

Backseat Die-Er

Omar - Accidentally stopped his heart with a defibrillator.
- Total - 1

Blogged Artery

Bonnie - Killed after a blood clot entered her brain.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 4 Men
- 3 Women

Death Penalties

Recep-Shunned

Sandy - Died of asphyxiation after swallowing his microphone during a speech.
- Total - 1

Dyin' Maiden

Unnamed Man - Executed by an unnamed executioner with a guillotine during the French Revolution.
Clara - Executed by an unnamed executioner in the iron maiden.
- Total - 2

Teri-Yucky

Chef Iyoki - Burned to death after having his face pressed onto a hot grill when a giant statue of Buddha hit him on the back.
- Total - 1

No Guts... All Gory

Jason - Accidentally blew himself up after releasing carbon dioxide into his stomach.
- Total - 1

She-Manned

Lydia - Died form dry drowning after almost drowning earlier.
- Total - 1

Apocalypse Harley

Harley - Accidentally impaled himself on his own machete.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 5 Men
- 2 Women

Die-abestic

Spit-Ill

Louise - Died after having an allergic reaction to sunflower seeds in Johnny's mouth.
- Total - 1

Tow F.U.

Dave - Killed after a tow truck hook flung through the air and hit his head, fracturing his skull.
- Total - 1

Tipping Point

Kerry - Impaled through the chest with a receipt spike after trying to jump on a waitress.
- Total - 1

Dead Fixe

Sebastian – Killed after accidentally swallowing some of a toothpick.
- Total - 1

Dead Necked

Cannon - Killed after he was hit on the nose with some boiling water, sending his cartilage into his brain.
- Total - 1

Strang-Girled

Liz - Strangled to death after her necklace got stuck in her handheld massage machine.
- Total - 1

Pop And lox

Sophie Liebowitz/Sister Shmear - Died of "Sudden Arrhythmic Death Syndrome", cardiac arrest from sound vibrations.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 4 Men
- 3 Women

Star Death: The Last Generation

Cat Got Your Life

Janice - Accidentally drank poisoned cat milk.
- Total - 1

Homie's Dead

Brad - Hit over the head by Vince with a baseball bat. Revived by the Lazarus Syndrome.
Vince - Accidentally fell out of a window after seeing Brad alive.
- Total - 2

Kara-Chokey

"Black Wolf" - Died of internal hemorrhaging after his henchman did the Heimlich maneuver wrong on him whilst he was choking.
- Total - 1

Photo-Dead-Ick

Isabelle - Head impaled on a lighting post after she passed out.
- Total - 1

Paper or Plastic

Lindy - Strangled to death after her scarf got caught in a conveyer belt.
- Total - 1

Hydrate-Dead

Christine - Killed after she drank an excessive amount of water causing swelling of her brain resulting in a seizure and brain damage.
- Total - 1

Nine Inch Nailed

Clark - Impaled through the head by a nail.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 5 Men
- 3 Women

Death - Putting The "Fun" in Funeral

Spastic Surgery

Katrina - Bled to death after her insides were pierced by forceps that were accidentally left inside of her by a surgeon.
- Total - 1

Rhymes With Rich

Jenny - Neck snapped after she accidentally dropped a barbell onto it.
- Total - 1

Less Is Mormon

Kether - Accidentally stepped in his own spike board trap, causing his chest and torso to be impaled by several spikes.
- Total - 1

Wine and Die

Lloyd - Suffocated to death after accidentally releasing carbon dioxide.
Helga - Suffocated to death after accidentally releasing carbon dioxide.
- Total - 2

Die-Rect TV

Philip - Accidentally stabbed himself through the throat with a screwdriver after falling.
- Total - 1

Dead Light Green Light

Steve - Accidentally ran over by an SUV.
- Total - 1

Extinguished

Andre - Impaled through the chest with a nitrogen fire extinguisher.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 5 Men
- 3 Women

Sor-Dead Affair

Penis de Milo

Marcel - Crushed under a statue he accidentally knocked over.
- Total - 1

Bad Laps

Sergeant Stu - Died of a heat stroke in a heated swimming pool after getting in a full-body suit.
- Total - 1

Pris-Un-Done

"Spider" - Shot in the neck by a prison guard with a tear gas canister causing his trachea to collapse.
- Total - 1

Xmas-Turbator

Ned - Head bashed against a wall repeatedly after falling off a roof and getting stuck on a wire that swung him back and forth.
- Total - 1

Polly Want To Crack Your Spine?

Lindsey - While house sitting, she accidentally set the homeowner's cockatoo free, the cockatoo went onto the roof, so Lindsey tried to get the cockatoo but fell off the roof into a glass table cutting open her carotid artery.
- Total - 1

Deep Sleep (Walk)

Jessica - Drowned to death after walking off a dock whilst sleepwalking.
- Total - 1

Premature Endings

Unnamed Man - During a car accident he got a steering wheel impaled through his gut.
Unnamed Man - Killed after a broken soda bottle got lodged up his rectum.
Unnamed Man - Passed out on a table saw causing him to cut his leg off.
Unnamed Woman - Fell off a ladder while holding a knife.
Unnamed Man - Blown up due to lighting a match during a gas leak.
Unnamed Man - Died of old age after a long and rewarding life with his daughter by his side.
- Total - 6

Overall

Total - 12
- 9 Men
- 3 Women

Locked and Low Dead

Gone Green

Sharon - Killed after her body absorbed copper acetoarsenite within the dye of her dress.
- Total - 1

Dead Kacynsky

Dalen - Accidentally blew himself up with a bomb.
- Total - 1

Die Jump

Jessie - Killed after she accidentally shattered her spine after falling.
- Total - 1

Cop Out

Officer Dan - Accidentally shot himself in the head with his own pistol.
- Total - 1

Lazy Bumday

Harry - Died of heart failure after being feasted on by maggots.
- Total - 1

White Wetting

Elroy - Crushed by a stack of beer kegs that he accidentally knocked over.
- Total - 1

Sun Burnt

Grasshopper - Incinerated by Lionel using a solar ray.
Butterfly - Incinerated by Lionel using a solar ray.
Lionel – Killed after his brain was melted by a solar ray.
- Total - 3

Overall

Total - 9
- 7 Humans
  - 5 Men
  - 2 Women
- 2 Insects
  - 1 Grasshopper
  - 1 Butterfly

Enter the Ferret

Critter In The S****Er

Reggie - Bled to death after being bit by a ferret.
- Total - 1

Fat Man In A Little Swing

Fred - Killed after his appendix burst due to being trapped inside a baby's swing.
- Total - 1

TK Uh-O

"Poundstone" - Died of internal bleeding after she punched herself in the head too hard.
- Total - 1

Out To Launch

Nicky - Impaled through the head by a metal post after falling backwards.
- Total - 1

Vat's All Folks

Unnamed Woman - Died in an unspecified manner off-screen, body shown.
Demetrius - Burned alive after falling in a vat of hydrofluoric acid.
- Total - 2

Tunnel Vision

Dennis - Fractured his skull after accidentally running into a wall.
- Total - 1

A Chainus Runs Through It

Zeke - Died of internal bleeding after being lifted by his "chainus" into the air by a forklift.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 8
- 6 Men
- 2 Women

Think Globally, Die Locally

Grilled

Hung Lo - Poisoned by his workers with jewelry tainted with rosary peas.
- Total - 1

Hole 'N Done

Martin Manser - Impaled through the chest with a broken golf club.
- Total - 1

Cross Bown'd

Logan Granfield - Accidentally electrocuted himself to death after shooting a power line with a crossbow and then grabbing the arrow.
- Total - 1

Namas-Dead

Betty - Accidentally drowned after falling into some water.
- Total - 1

Bowled Over

Jared - Bled to death after being impaled with a piece of a broken bowling ball.
- Total - 1

Hacked Off

Alton - Killed after he went into cardiac arrest after his pacemaker malfunctioned.
- Total - 1

War-done

Hadley - Part of his head blown off by a prison guard with a crowd control flashbang.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

Tweets From the Dead

Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy

Egon - Died of dehydration after getting stuck on a wall of flypaper.
- Total - 1

Bucky Boned

Lenny - Killed after accidentally consuming neodymium magnets.
- Total - 1

Wedding Crasher

Perry - Impaled on several glass shards after jumping through a window.
- Total - 1

Meat Your Maker

Marco - Impaled through the neck on a meat hook.
- Total - 1

Well Chung

Wang-Chung - Accidentally blew himself up with fireworks.
- Total - 1

Hi-Jack Offed

Percy - Exploded after he was pushed onto a truck's air brake hose and filled with air.
- Total - 1

Ghost Busted

Lester - Accidentally ran over by a car.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- All Men

A New App Called Death

Electro-Cutie

Carol - Accidentally electrocuted herself to death after sitting on top of a copy machine and breaking the glass under her weight.
- Total - 1

WW1 And Done

Seven Unnamed Soldiers - Killed in trench warfare off-screen, bodies shown.
Unnamed Soldier - Shot in the head by Reinhardt.
Reinhardt - Accidentally blown up and decapitated by pulling the pin off of a jam tin grenade.
- Total - 9

F.U.v's

Dr. Siraki - Impaled through the head with a piece of rebar.
- Total - 1

Pulled Pork

Elmer - Eaten alive by a pig.
- Total - 1

The Day The Magic Died

Rocky - Suffocated to death after they snorted G4.
Dashawn - Suffocated to death after they snorted G4.
- Total - 2

American Died'Ol

Chantal - Impaled through the spine after he umbrella fell onto her.
- Total - 1

Mastur-Bitten

Palmer Muncie - Killed after being stung by Arizona Bark Scorpions.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 16
- 14 Men
- 2 Women

Death Certificates

Heim-Licked

Chip - Impaled through the spinal cord on a sprinkler.
- Total - 1

This Bird Has Flu

Juan - Died after contracting bird flu.
- Total - 1

Keester Sunday

Jake - Died of a heart attack after consuming a large amount of cocaine.
Josh - Died of a heart attack after consuming a large amount of cocaine.
- Total - 2

Kill Bill & Billie

Bill - Shot in the head by a hitman not knowing he was his client.
Billie - Shot in the head by a hitman on Bill's orders.
- Total - 2

I Spy A Dead Guy

Jimmy Dugan - Burned alive after jumping down a trash shoot.
- Total - 1

Eye So Horny

Del - Impaled through the eye by an antler that he fell onto.
- Total - 1

North By Northwasted

Dolph - Bled to death after being hit on the neck by a remote-control plane.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 9
- 8 Men
- 1 Woman

Crying Over Spilled Blood

Ten-Ass Anyone?

Matt - Impaled on a broken tennis racket.
- Total - 1

Sky Scrapped

Alexis - Impaled on several shards of glass after the window she was standing in front of shattered due to strong winds.
- Total - 1

Rife-Ill

Mula Hakim - Accidentally shot himself in the chest with a sniper rifle.
- Total - 1

Chili Today... Dead Tomorrow

Larry - Killed after accidentally drinking snake venom.
- Total - 1

Info-Pain-Ment

Gunther - Accidentally impaled through the head by a bamboo spear.
- Total - 1

Mexi-Can't

Dan - Decapitated by a cable attached to his car.
- Total - 1

Caved In

Zogg - Suffocated to death after accidentally creating carbon dioxide with a fire in his cave.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 6 Men
- 1 Woman

It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World

Signed Out

Joe - Impaled by a road sign after getting flipped out of a gurney.
- Total - 1

Hummus Among Us

Habib - Suffocated to death after he shot a barrel of hummus that contained sarin and mustard gas.
Hadal - Suffocated to death after he shot a barrel of hummus that contained sarin and mustard gas.
Two Unnamed Terrorists - Suffocated to death after they shot a barrel of hummus that contained sarin and mustard gas.
- Total - 4

Tread Marked

Jed - Killed after he was crushed by a tire rolling down the road.
- Total - 1

Piss offed

Tommy - Accidentally electrocuted to death by Casey when she urinated on his electric blanket.
Casey - Accidentally electrocuted herself to death after urinating on Tommy's electric blanket.
- Total - 2

Waste Dead

Chris - Killed after he was thrown through the air and landed on a swing set's crossbar, causing his ribcage to shatter.
- Total - 1

Rubbed Out

Jeremy - Died after his body absorbed the pure rubbing alcohol he was rubbing on himself.
- Total - 1

Killer Tan

Fredo - Incinerated after lighting a cigarette in a stand-in spray tanning booth.
Allie B. - Incinerated after lighting a cigarette in a stand-in spray tanning booth.
- Total - 2

Overall

Total - 12
- 11 Men
- 1 Woman

Death, The Final Frontier

Pebble Bitched

Lula Mae - Impaled through the head with a stone launched by truck tires.
- Total - 1

No Fun-Gus

Sandy - Died after accidentally creating toxin from drinking an excessive amount of alcohol and eating a pizza containing ink cap mushrooms.
- Total - 1

Pain Saw

Hank - Accidentally slashed his own throat with a chainsaw.
- Total - 1

Ring-A-Ding Dead

Dwight - Accidentally shot through the eye by an unnamed man with a ring pistol when he attempted to steal it.
- Total - 1

Ass-Plosion

Angus - Died of a heart attack after trying to lift a heavy rock.
- Total - 1

Lac-Toasted

Gordon - Died of anaphylactic shock after consuming milk with peanuts in it.
- Total - 1

Phlegma Phatala

Ira - Killed after he cleansed his sinuses with a neti pot containing contaminated water with Naegleria Fowleri.
- Total - 1

Overall

Total - 7
- 5 Men
- 2 Women

Deaths

Total - 703
- Season 1 - 102 (1 Debatable)
- Season 2 - 117
- Season 3 - 128
- Season 4 - 195
- Season 5 - 88
- Season 6 - 73

Group Deaths

Animals

Total - 12
- 2 Dogs
- 2 Prawns
- 2 Sea Worms
- 1 Fish
- 1 Chicken
- 1 Pigeon
- 1 Raccoon
- 1 Squirrel
- 1 Snake

Humans

Total - 687
- 481 Men
- 138 Women
- 68 Victims of Unknown Gender

Insects

Total - 4
- 2 Grasshoppers
- 1 Hornet
- 1 Butterfly

Kill Counts

Mary "Typhoid Mary" Mallon - 53 (Deceased)
James "Little E" Johnson - 7 (Deceased)
Scott Randal - 3 (Deceased)
Ivan - 3 (Deceased)
Mario Bolusi - 2 (Alive)
Al - 2 (Alive)
Lionel - 2 (Deceased)
Janine - 1 (Alive)
Bobby "Sledgehammer" Jones - 1 (Alive)
King Nygard - 1 (Alive)
Casar - 1 (Alive)
Silvio - 1 (Alive)
Quame - 1 (Alive)
"Ms. Misery" - 1 (Alive)
Dr. Montana - 1 (Alive)
"Knock" Amora - 1 (Alive)
Dicky - 1 (Alive)
Agent Anna - 1 (Alive)
King Phalaris - 1 (Alive)
Tom McNamara - 1 (Alive)
Tricia - 1 (Alive)
Elvira (Spider) - 1 (Alive)
El Calliente (Chicken) - 1 (Alive)
Doris - 1 (Alive)
Eugene - 1 (Deceased)
Norman - 1 (Deceased)
Tony - 1 (Deceased)
Marco - 1 (Deceased)
Reinhardt - 1 (Deceased)
Tomo - 1 (Deceased)
James - 1 (Deceased)
Vince - 1 (Deceased)
Dave - 1 (Deceased)
Ting - 1 (Deceased)
Brian - 1 (Deceased)
"Morning Glory" - 1 (Deceased)
Earl Sigurd Eysteinsson the Mighty - 1 (Deceased)
Carmen - 1 (Deceased)
Ralph - 1 (Deceased)
Charles - 1 (Deceased)
Floyd O'Malley - 1 (Deceased)
Thomas - 1 (Deceased)
Bill - 1 (Deceased)
Cooter - 1 (Deceased)

Notes

Season One

In the episode "Hard Lives, Easy Deaths", it's unknown as to what crime the unnamed man committed in "Fur Burger" to receive the death penalty.
In the episode "Death Be Not Stupid", Randall uses an electric wire to kill presumably every fish in a lake, though it's impossible to know how many there were so none will be counted.
In the episode "I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)", the 3,000 people in the United States who drowned in 2008 will not be counted since they were not a fictional portrayal.

Season Two

In the episode "Dead on Dead", it's mentioned that Abdul was a terrorist that was responsible for several deaths, but it's not mentioned how many.

Season Three

In the episode "Death Puts One A Dunce Cap", it's mentioned that Darnell and Anita have committed a "string of murders", but it's not mentioned how many people they killed.

Season Four

In the episode "Dead Before They Know It", the 300,000 people killed in Darfur, Sudan will not be counted since it is not a fictional portrayal.

Season Five

The episode "Special: Death By Request (The Deathies)" will not be counted since it's only a compilation of several deaths from the previous four seasons.
In the episode "Today's Special: Death", the four people shot by gangsters in the segment "Gang Banged" won't be counted since the scene was in an unknown movie.